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5159985 No.5159985[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

hey NERDS im a black belt

>> No.5159988

Nobody cares

>> No.5159986

ya but youre not japanese so you suck

>> No.5159989

Yet you probably don't have half the knowledge REAL black belts have.

>> No.5159990

I'm a master aikidoka, kid, so back the fuck off

>> No.5159992
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>>5159988
ill kick ur ass

>> No.5159995

02/25/2005

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>>5159995
ive been a black belt for five years, so what?

>> No.5160003

>Wolff Dojo
>Wolff

Lol.

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>>5160003
dont fuckin mess w/ me, i know the wolf fang fist

>> No.5160011

inb4suiginaikido

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id like 2 see ur virgin karote shit beet a gun

beter giv up b4 i own u so hard u go cryin home 2 moma

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>>5160011
his akido cant bet my wolf fang fist...

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>>5160014

>> No.5160030

Yeah, well.

I have a shotgun.

What you gonna do?

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>>5160030
my skin is rokc hard from training under the waterfalls of japan...

>> No.5160067

>>5160037
hte only part of u thats rcok hard is ur hed b/c its litirally a rock

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>>5160037
Looks like I need to break out the slugs then.

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>>5160067
i m the thing

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5160084

1) you punch
2) i grab your arm (even if it hits me)
3) i put my other hand around your waist
4) i pull your arm and turn my body
5) you fall on the ground and you start crying

proof that my purple belt judo can beat your black belt karawhatever.

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