/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get out American Red Cross devs.

>>5141087
I've got the herpes, AIDS and 5 tattoos
i can't donate

oink oink

Come up with a cute nurse mascot and I'll think about it.

I donate blood, but not to the Red Cross.

Why would I want to give it to the Red Cross instead of a regular hospital?

Oh, and I'm not American.

Need blood? Tough luck, shoulda saved enough of your own, loser.

I'd suspect that /jp/ has anemia or some other shitty blood deficiency due to not eating.

Here's one for you, donate blood to the needy or to a loli vampire?

>>5141127

Remi doesn't exist, the Red Cross does.

>>5141107
How about a touhou? You kids like touhous right?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4428122

GOD DAMN RED CROSS VIRAL MARKETING.

Why haven't we come up with artificial blood yet? I mean, how hard is it to synthesize hemoglobin or some other oxygen transportation system and suspend it in some liquid with similar pH, salinity and shit as blood? I would hesitate to even call red blood cells "alive."

i'm not giving free blood to vampires

>>5141145

We cannot replicate red cells, or anything that emulates red cells. End of story, really.

>>5141145
You know why? Because some dumb ass people will start gathering in front of the research centers with signs saying "Don't play God!" and such nonsense. I say death sentence to anyone opposing and hindering scientific and medical research that would otherwise enable us to take it easy.

>>5141168

These are the same people that don't believe in medicine as a whole, there's be no spike in MAD AS HELL if we came up with synthetic blood. It's just that we can't do the whole red cell thing. We're just not that good yet.

>>5141168
I don't think most scientists care about that kind "outcry" as much. I think the problem here is that people in general are too stupid and too directionless(like /jp/ ;_; too).

右赤

I received a blood transfusion recently so I'm not allowed to donate blood for a year.

Needing blood is moe.

>>5141187

If you were just transfused, you're probably not healthy enough to donate anyway~.

>>5141145
An artificial blood replacement might be tricky, but I wonder how hard it would be to artificially grow human blood itself, for example by having some bacteria produce it. It would probably take quite a bit of genetic engineering work, but it's likely not impossible.

fuck off with you

reported

>>5141220

Reported for being a vampire racist.

I'll give blood if you give me some form of compensation for it. I'm not giving out any bodily fluids out of "charity".

>>5141215

The bacteria that we've engineered to produce insulin are single celled, and insulin is a relatively simple chemical compound. We'd need something that emulates type-specific bone marrow tissue. That's quite a leap.

>>5141228

>>implying you wouldn't have to pay someone to take your low quality neckbeard fluids

THEY'RE CALLED RED CROSS BECAUSE IF THEY USE A CROSS IN THEIR NAME NO ONE WILL EXPECT THEM ALL TO REALLY BE VAMPIRES
ALSO RED BECAUSE THEY'RE COMMUNISTS

>>5141241
Then enjoy your normalfag blood infected with AIDS.

>>Red Cross has formed a community of service, of generous, strong and decent people bound by beliefs beyond themselves

Really? Dont rednecks have to pay people for blood?

>>5141127
there's no need to answer that.

A II+

>>5141238
>>5141215
Also, plasma is very complex, even in cell cultures cells are grown in serum. Red blood cells being seperate well, cells and naked hemoglobin being toxic are other problems.

Though, hemoglobin itself? Even bacteria can express it.

So what is the most delicious blood type? A, B, AB, or O?

>>5141407
mine's 0 and while its taste is kinda weird, it has this awesome sweetish smell which makes me want to drink it.

>>5141407
which is the taste of blood type O? I'm type O

>>5141087
I don't want to donate blood since I don't want to help people who need blood.

What the fuck do you have to do to need blood? Get caught in a shooting, get a terminal disease, get in an accident, whatever, you would have to be retarded. And I don't help retards.

>>5141465
epic non-conformity bro xD

How about I cough up my blood?

>>5141500
that would be moe

Oh /jp/, never change

>>5141531

/jp/ never changes.

>>5141615
Danmaku never changes, you mean.

>>5141615
/jp/ has changed

>>5141643

Fuck off. Ron Perlman's word is law.

>artificial blood
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_substitutes
>Oxygen therapeutics: mimic human blood's oxygen transport ability. Examples: Hemopure, Oxygent, PolyHeme and Perftoran. Oxygen therapeutics are in turn broken into two categories based on transport mechanism: perfluorocarbon based, and hemoglobin based.
>Volume expanders are widely available and are used in both hospitals and first response situations by paramedics and emergency medical technicians. Oxygen therapeutics are in clinical trials in the U.S. and Europe, however Hemopure is more widely available in South Africa.

I donate blood twice a year already.

>>5141692

Either less effective than human blood, which is NOT something you want to deal with when a person is dying on the table, or prohibitively expensive compared to the natural option.

Fuck that nigga I sell plasma.

>>5141735

Enjoy your tissue damage.

>>5141465

I will laugh at you when you have an accident and need blood but they don't have enough for you.

How is having an accident retarded, when sometimes it's not even the victim's fault?

Reported for advertising.

>>5141145
we probebly have, but its cheeper to get suckers to donate it.

When they invent a system of getting blood that doesn't involve needles and the feeling that you're being siphoned off like a gas tank, I'll contribute.

I'm CMV negative so I always do the 2+ hour donation session. It's always humorous when when you get the line after donation about how they're required by law to feed you cookies/donuts and juice for 45 minutes after every donation.

Bumping because I give blood and had to receive blood once.

Go donate fags, because there might come a day when your lazy, overweight fat ass might collapse from hyper-ventilating over touhou and you collapse and need a blood, and like wise your blood could go to save some loli or obaasan.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>5141824

How then, teleportation? Seriously though, it's not possible nor realistic at all.

Anyone who cares would know about this by now. You're not helping by spamming a board of hostile shutins.

This is /jp/ - Otaku Culture, and as far as I know nobody is 'otaku' about giving blood.

>>5141710
Actually they're pretty good when you need blood immediately, like exactly when a person is dying on the table

/jp/ - Blood Donations

Seriously though, what made you decide to post this on 4chan, and more specifically, /jp/? Why not go do it in /b/ where there's a massive flood of people, or /sci/ who might take you seriously?

>>5141860
Khorne is small time.

>>5141855
I wonder how many fat people are on /jp/? i know that my lack of eating makes me very slim.

>>5141907
yuuka is better.

>>5141913
none, eh? i figured as much.
otakus are not fatter than normal people. let this myth rest in peace.

>>5141913
neets are holocaust shinny because no food, i dont know about otakus though...

>>5142003
Just about everyone already has you filtered, you dumb underage fag.

>>5142023
everyone exept you.
and several others who replayed to me this very day.
and others who just didn't feel the need to reply.

but mostly, no one replayed because most of /jp/ aren't fat. except maybe you.
I just crushed a musqito, nyon~
a tint of blood left on my hand, nyon~
and as the blood is color red
more people to see you dead ~

The truth is, I went and donated blood just so I could see what my blood type was and see if I was compatible with any of my waifus.