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We were on our usual date. You know, we were together for 3+ years now and at this point she didn't want anything but to be with me. We started off the night as any other. I made us a large bowl of ramen to share, turned on the monitor, and there she was, as beautiful and elegant as the first day I met her. As always. But this time was different -- there was a strange look in her eye. I knew something wasn't right. But that didn't stop me.

I reached into my pocket and pulled out the box. Her eyes widened. I opened the velvet case to reveal an 8 karat diamond ring. This was it, /jp/. I finally proposed to her.

What happened next is almost unspeakable. It's difficult to admit it even now. What happened? Well, it started with the devastating hum of my hard drive powering down. Next, all the lights in my dimly lit basement went off. Suddenly, she was gone. Forever. This was her way of rejecting me. This was her way of calling off the marriage. She hasn't returned since.

This was it, /jp/. I was rejected by the love of my life; the woman I was going to marry. But I've had enough. I'm done with them. 2D women are sluts.

>> No.5134063

hahahAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.5134198

Bump for actually being a possibility for some /jp/ posters

>> No.5134296

>>5134032
Didn't read the thread, but it made me laugh at the thought that the author of this pasta actually expected someone on /jp/ to read a wall of text, I assume of r9k content nonetheless.

A nice laugh. Oh yeah, reported and hidden.

>> No.5134752

>>5134296
What is wrong with you?

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5135866

>>5134032
You stupid faggot.
Where were your backups? How could you forget something so fucking important. You didn't take any care at all and the only one to blame is yourself. Go atone by killing yourself to start with.

>> No.5135892

hahaha you dumb son of a bitch chasing after 2d girls.

i have a 1d pure point locked in my basement and she would never do anything like that.

>> No.5135896

>>5134032
You stupid fuck. Go get an STD from 3D and die, you son of a bitch.

>> No.5135917

>>5135892
1D, thats a bit too extreme for me

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