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>> No.5127515

I am not a woman and not gay, soooooo...

>> No.5127521

>>5127515
You'll still not experience it.

>> No.5127529

but my dick reaches my asshole

>> No.5127533

>>5127515
And you don't know how much you are lossing

>> No.5127534

I want to cum inside ZUN!bar's butt.

>> No.5127544

I will, when I turn myself into a little girl.

>> No.5127548
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>> No.5127572

You will never be in the yaoi fantasies of a fujoshi. ;_;

>> No.5127586

Yeah I'm actually pretty okay with that. You know being straight and all.

>> No.5127590
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5127590

;_;

>> No.5127615

>>5127590
The right dick length and a warm-up exercise. What's so hard about that?

>> No.5127620

You don't know that for sure.

>> No.5127625

>>5127590

Actually, when I was around 13 or 14 I was able to get the head of my penis in my mouth.

So I believe what you meant to say is "you will never be able to suck your own penis again ;_;"

>> No.5127628

>>5127590
I probably could actually do this one.

>> No.5127643
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>>5127625
that's.. pretty fleble..

>> No.5127651

>>5127628
>>5127625
>>5127615
Lies!!
But thats pretty amazing if you can do that, I read that less than 1% of men can do it.

>> No.5127653

>>5127643
You lost me.

>> No.5127657

>>5127651
That's probably due to the fact that most people are inflexible as hell.

>> No.5127659

>>5127653
flexible*
or he had a damn large cock when he was 13~14.

>> No.5127903

>>5127643
>>5127651

I was in gymnastics for a few years when I was younger, so I use to be fairly flexible. Those days are long gone though, I haven't been able to do it for over 10 years.

>> No.5127926

>>5127659

No, it certainly was not that. My cock has always been a pathetic size, it was purely the flexibility.

>> No.5127987

if I could gap my dick into my own ass I'd probably never go outside again

Just kidding I already never go outside

>> No.5128019
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I used to have the flexibility of a rubber band, I could get not only the head of the penis, but the entire shaft down to the balls. It helps that I'm a little underweight so I don't have some big fattie spare tire getting in my way


These days I can only go down on myself halfway, feels bad man.

I probably gave myself lifelong spinal damage going down all the way though, so I guess I can't recommend it if you aren't willing to trade long-term health for short-term mindblowing orgasms.

>> No.5128047

>>5128019
So what's it like sucking your own cock? Do you swallow?

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