/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If she looks like that?

Yes.

The question is not whether i would date a hard-working Lamia, even if she were a single mother, the question is whether dating such a Lamia would be challenging enough?

>reads some info about procedures of snake mating
That lamia is a slut.

>>5124798
So this is how we inspire otakus to become interested in stuff. Relate it to something sexual.
Use this information for good.

>>5124825
Well most people on 4chan are sexually frustrated anyway so you can make anyone on here interested in anything by including sex.

Why do you ask, you are one of them?

How about a cute cat girl daughter?

Theres even a guide on how to play with her!

>>5124765
The question is not whether i would date a hard-working Lamia, question is would she date a 20 year old university student that so too average and uninteresting.

>>5124870
my dream ;_;

>>5124877
I would date you Croatia-kun~

>>5124798
Well, garter snakes are unrivaled when it comes to that, after hibernation they form "mating balls" composed of a single female and maybe a hundred males trying to fuck her.

Sometimes, even a male snake will imitate a female in order to gather males around himself, which serves to warm the trap snake up (as they mate after hibernation, the faster the snake gets its metabolism running, the better)

Though my favorite is sea snakes, where mating occurs underwater and the male is unable to pull out until the female is satisfied. Which also means he cannot surface during mating, he must wait for the female to surface, gasp for air and hold his breath until the next time the female surfaces. This happens while the female drags him around by his dick (which, as mentioned, the male apparently cannot disengage. ) Males can, and do, drown during mating.

Connect that to the normally timid behavior of sea snakes despite their potent venom and you'd have a shy snakegirl who becomes a complete dominatrix in bed. By bed I mean sea, where she pulls you underwater by your dick, like some sort of perverted kraken.

>>5127444
Fascinating.

Male snakes have two penises but female snakes only have one vagina

That is so cruel, if you need proof there is no god, there you go

>>5124825
Well, it works backwards too, eventually you start reading everything as potential doujin plots. Some papers are just asking for it, though. This one, for example.

http://www.bio.uib.no/inc/pdffiles/Pub/pub2420.pdf

Summary of paper: Ozopemon weevils have about 20:1 female:male ratio, males are neotenic and mate almost exclusively with their sisters. With that given, it's easy to visualize being the little shota beetle and having a harem of your loving elder sisters around you, sort of like Sister Princess except you're the little brother instead. Another paper explicitly likens fungus/orchid symbiosis to to marriage, and since the symbiosis begins while the orchid is just a seed, it appears even fungi share /jp/'s tastes.

Though I don't know much about orchid/fungus associations, I'm quite partial to lichen. Too bad I'll never be a shy alga girl being loved and protected by my bold fungus onee-sama and cooking and taking care of her as a proper wife should ;_;

>>5124870
>Theres even a guide on how to play with her!
I've vaguely heard of such a thing, link perhaps?

I prefer harpies myself.

>>5127688 Too bad I'll never be a shy alga girl being loved and protected by my bold fungus onee-sama and cooking and taking care of her as a proper wife should

Oh, god. This is my fetish in algae form.

>>5124870
I'd get too paternally attached to her which will spell trouble wen she goes into heat later in life.

Fuck snakes, man. Fuck those guys.