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OP is a meanie.

;_;

maybe in some shitty doujin
in canon she would be busy studying magic and thinking i am a creep

But i dont have a waifu but my BFF is Parsee

You're a faggot

Not suprising. My waifu is Hatate.

>>5121637
>and thinking i am a creep
You mean a fucking retard.

Ha! You lose! My waifu can't hang out with the popular girls because they can't even see her.

No, she'd probably just kill me in an instant and move on.

>>5121644
>Newspaper Club
>popular

Lol

In canon she would be busy either tending to a garden or murdering me.

Probably the latter. ;_;

>>5121646
True invisibility isn't possible in real life. The popular girls would see her, take pity, and befriend her. Before you know it, Momo is chatting all day and giving you sideways glances OF DISGUST.

>>5121655
Hatate is more like independent blogging. Using stock photos she gets off of google in every post, of course. SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY!

gotta agree ;_;

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>>5121658
True invisibility is possible if you believe hard enough.

>>5121631

My mistress isn't that much of a bitch. She'd make friends with poplar girls and then blackmail them to get what she wanted...and still spread their secrets. Because she's cool like that.

Maybe if I were fat and autistic.
But in reality, girls hate me because I weigh less than them. lolamericans

>>5121641
I doubt Parsee would be popular in real life....

>>5121631


And I wouldn't care because I make more than all of them combined. Truth thread.

No, she'd be in the military.

>>5121670
Yeah, keep believing in yourself. I hear if you believe hard enough, you can start flying just by getting a good head start off of a cliff.

>>5121690
Faceless girl #6 is so moe.

>>5121671
No one cares about your bitching.

>>5121677
Everyone hates a jealous person. Unless you have waifuvision.

>>5121690
...thinking I'm a creep.

;_;

No, because she is a shut-in who rarely leaves her basement.

>>5121691
Flight is for retards. I want X-Ray vision.

>>5121677
She would be like those emo bitchy cutty girls that everyone likes but she does not like them back.

>>5121700
Then I reccomend you spend alot of time around highly radioactive materials. Sure, your hair might fall out, but you surely won't die or anything. Give it a go!

>>5121712
Where would I go to find radioactive materials?

>>5121718

>>5121631
Nice try, OP.
But mai waifu would be rejected by dem popular girls for being too much of an individual.

>>5121631
No, she would be living all alone thinking i'm a creep. Not to mention she'd also be a lesbian dollmaker.

She doesn't hang out with popular girls in the 2D world so she wouldn't in real life either. Also she's a nice girl so she might not think I'm a creep.

>>5121731
She would gain a following for being an individual, and become the queen of the popular girls. All of whom would imitate her.

She'd defy the insanities of society and see what really matters.

I fap to Yukari.

I forgot Parsee exsited.

>>5121741
More people imitating Miyako is always a good thing.

>>5121631
Yeah, sure, the popular girls would LOVE her.

>>5121757
>I forgot Parsee exsited.

It felt like i got shot for a second....

Oh but Tewi the popular girls all think you're a brat.
But I'll still love you. Even if you think I'm a creep. Bunnies get lonely after all.

>>5121779
Lonely bunnies go on reproducing sprees.

>>5121773
Don't worry, Parsee, I'm sure you'll find some nice autistic guy that will love you.

>>5121771

>>5121771
She'll indirectly make them suffer after her death, don't worry.

>>5121796
Not even an aspie would love parsee if they actually met her.

>>5121789
If she wants a large family I'll give it to her.

>>5121813
That's not true Parsee just has low self esteem and needs to be cheered up.That's what the muscular oni is for.

My waifu had no friends and fell in love with a loser. So in short, I don't think so, Tim.

>>5121832
Kotonoha?

>>5121826
I thought Yuugi was inspiration for her. I don't know much about either of them, so I could be wrong.

>>5121834

How can she? My waifu HAS NO ARMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>5121840
They mostly do this.

>>5121844
Katawa Shoujo?

>>5121813
Oh yeah, aspies are retards and thus harbor no human emotions.

>>5121852
No. Imagine a doujin. A guro one.

>>5121854

Your entire spcies consists entirely of retards.