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Cats are Yandere.

>> No.5117540
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Cats-Nyandere
Dogs-Wandere
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>> No.5117895

>>5117540
Thread still here, lol.

>> No.5117950

Yes, my cat brings me dead or agonizing critters. For some reason.

>> No.5117977

>>5117950
It probably took notice that you aren't hunting your own food. Cats don't find this magic "food out of refrigerator" concept sportsmanlike and like to encourage their owners go to earn their own food by leaping at small animals and breaking their necks.

>> No.5117978

>>5117950
Did you name her Saya?

>> No.5117981 [DELETED] 

why is moot killing orcs

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>>5117978
No, her name is Teratoma. A would-have-been stray cat that I adopted when it was wandering the streets aimlessly.

She proved to be my last anchor to sanity during harsh times.

>> No.5117995

They leave me intestines and heads. They take all the good parts.

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5118010

My cat is moe, not yandere.

>> No.5118019

>>5117987
You are now hearing the "... Nya! ... Nya!" sound of installing MHFU data onto your PSP. Manually.

>> No.5118029

>>5118010
He watches you while you sleep and puuurposley keeps you alone.

>> No.5118039

my female cat is a tough "son of a bitch" outside, she fight cat and she doesn't afraid of anything, but at home she lie everywhere, doing nothing

>> No.5118040

I wish I was allowed a cat where I live. ;_;

>> No.5118055

I had a cat once that was about the size of a large hamster, but would kill rabbits twice her size and throw them over an eight-foot fence with ease. Damn she was a great hunter.

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