/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fleshlight.

R20 or 女の吐息 if you have a tiny dick.

>implying you can afford one.

>>5108889
Japanese onaholes have much more variation though.

>>5108895
Only difference you'll feel is how much lube you use and tightness.

disgusting things. break when you have a penis larger than 2 inch.

>>5108895
They are also more discreet

>>5108902
And the hard case and wheezing sound...

>>5108912
Oh god that wheezing sound pisses me off. Good thing I don't live with my parents anymore.

Just buy a damn $10 fucktoy from a porno store. You can learn just how much better your hand is without spending so much on something you can't return.

Also, those toys are only enjoyable by cut Jews.

>>5108921
OP here
I still do so I guess the Tenga flip hole is out of the questions

>>5108934
Closed onaholes still make a little bit of noise. Kind of like when you close your mouth and vigorously move saliva around. I doubt any family member would hear it through a closed door though.

>>5108951
Or like chewing gum with your mouth closed.

>>5108951
Or maybe fucking do it when you're alone

>>5108972
Or when everyone else is asleep. That's the best. Then you can spend hours cumming over and over again.

I don't like the idea of a hard-cased hole like the Flip-hole or flesh-light because then I can't lie on top of it comfortably.

>>5109015

You can take the fleshlight out of the case. I do it a lot.. Grip as tight as I want feels great.

>>5109035
But then you get no suction...

just don't take those eggs, they're shit for poorfag niggers.

>>5109051
add some sort of tube and suck it yourself

>>5109051
I tied off the end before and got this awesome effect, like when you suck on a bottle and the suction increases to the point that there is no air left and you can't suck anymore. It was pretty awesome and felt great. I would sometimes pull my dick out and it would make an awesome air suction noise while it sucked in the air and lube. I'm pretty abusive to my fleshlight though. I make it do whatever the fuck I want it to do.

>>5108876
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>>5109070
>I make it do whatever the fuck I want it to do.
Careful, feminists may get on your case for abusing the rights of artificial vaginas.

>>5109088
lol'd

Sadly it might really be a good idea to watch my back. In the world of today it might have more rights than I realize.

I'd like to order an onahole, but I'm really afraid of what might be written on the box, given that I'm unlikely to be the one to receive it personally.

Perfect for Anonymous

Get bottle
Fill with cotton
Acquire onahole

>>5109058
But they are the most discreet and I am poor.

bump

>>5109145
they're just an overglorified condom though.

>>5109102
"Creepy sex toy for sad fuck"

bump

>>5108963
amputee fetish?

flip hole (black version)

The Seven.

>>5108880
1.Get a zip-loc bag.

2.Coat insides with water-based lubricant.

3.Stick bag between two pillows for "pressure"

4.Stick in your meatstick and go at it.

>>5111672

>>5111775

>>5111775

best idea ever.

You even get a meal out of it.

>>5108880

I would get one, but my fucking prostate is still blown out and fucked up.

>>5111516
It's a bit short and your meaty western dick will probably tear it faster than larger ones. But it's a good model, and as a bonus you'll feel like a huge pedo buying one.

>>5109102
Product description for mine was "toy for baby". So it might get past people you don't know, but your family will be suspicious.

>>5111822
Oh are you the anon who got prostatitis?

>>5111842

Yep! That's me... :( Still fucking hurts.

>>5111864
Goddamn that was weeks ago. Does it hurt all the time or only when you fap?

Could someone point me to one that is like double-sided? I am looking for one for me and my boyfriend and I haven't been able to find one.

>>5111877

Mostly all the time... It's basically an infection requiring high powered antibiotics and the whole bit.

Knowing my luck I have some kind of fucked up autoimmune disorder.

>>5111892
http://e-nls.com/plist_t-12001210

The ones on that list should have holes on both sides.

dem bumps

>>5113873
Catgirl Nekonyan, not so good.