/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's not the SDM even needs a gate guard.

>"You know that girl?"
>"Yeah, but I forgot her name, what was it?"
>"Oh, its China!"
>"Why?"
>"Because she's a weak pathetic person who's only job is to give cheap protection labor for people to use because they don't want to pay for something thats not important to have anyway!"
>"Ah, that makes sense!"
>"It does!"

...;_;

>>5105924
Because she is the second most realistic touhou.

Why? Because she's the only Touhou who divides her studies equally in all areas.

And I mean ALL areas. Yeah, she can fight physically, fly, use magic an is somewhat intelligent...
... but she's also a gardener, can break dance, knows how to milk 90% of all mammalian animals, etc.

Everything.
Which means she's not particularly good at ANY of those things.

Meiling is a successful gatekeeper.

She is just sleeping all day instead of keeping that gate safe.

>>5106070
Does this look like sleeping?

Meiling is a hard worker.

Now it's time to play everyone's favorite China game...

AWAKE
---OR---
ASLEEP?

>>5106081
oh god that flash

>>5106018
Who's the first?

Because Remilia has assigned her to guard a land-based gate in a world where EVERYONE CAN FLY.
Unless it's in a barrier or dome or something, gates are pitiful at keeping people out in Gensokyo.

>>5106055
That means chinese girl hong meiling is the perfect maid

You are now appreciating Meiling's character design more.

>>5106330
Oh god, change it back.

>>5106333
Just as planned.

>>5106330
I want to see Yuuka rape Meiling.

What was that doujin where Remi violates Meiling after taking her beloved land away?

>>5106417
I think we all do, deep down.

Good milk slave to Flan. That's about it.

>chinaexactingrevengeonjapan.jpg

Useless bitch.

Everyone in that diceroll thread is getting banned, right?

That's why it's bring posted here, right?

To lure out all the shitty people?

>>5105924
She's not.

Failing to keep Reimu and Marisa out isn't saying much, considering that the number of places that Reimu and Marisa have managed to bust into includes Makai, which was guarded literally by demons.

China has a use.

Without her the SDM would be completely boobless.

What're the uses of touhous anyway?

>implying anyone likes Meiling
never change, /jp/

you'll never get to feel what's it's like violating Meiling ;_;

>>5106595
Just because you can't expect her to succeed at guarding a gate doesn't mean she's not useless at guarding the gate.

>>5106614
Patchy can pick up the slack

so moe~

>>5106777
But shes so gloomy

Chinatits is the best tits