/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Say what?

It.

OP is a faggot.

Thanks, I feel much better now.

It.
No, I won't take off my bra.

I was the one who e-mailed Innocent Grey and told them about TLwiki's Kara no shoujo project.

ah. it feels good to finally get it off my chest.

>>5093115
You better lose some weight, bro. Bouncing mantits are funny for a while but novelty wears off.

I have a normalfag girlfriend.

I am your father
I am the best
I smoked patchouli flowers
I never had something to worry about

Quality thread.

>>5093111
>>5093115
Don't say that word.

Beep beep, Richie?

I was planning on taking my shirt off when I mowed my back lawn. But that's not right now, so fuck you.

>>5093131
Good job!
High five bro.

>>5093111
>>5093115
Aren't we original and witty?

I have never 1cc any touhou game, not even in easy mode.

Beat that.

I once got banned about a year ago for image spamming, manually.

I stole someone's Mikuru keychain.

m9(^Д^)ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰ

I enjoy walking around the house with my raging hard that holds up my ill-fitted underwear which is 3 sizes too large for me.

>>5093164
>>5093164
That guy looks so carefree picking his nose like that.

I don't like black people

I love you guys.

I made a troll thread on /a/ and it got over 200 posts.

it was I who stole moogy-dono's underwear last month.

I am going to murder people.

I hate humans so much.

Okay, okay. I confess.
Left girl in http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1273507969645.jpg
is hot

>>5093187
Yep.

I work at Unicef

>>5093195
Why are you so fucking emo, kid?

I have nothing of value to say.

>>5093215

Don't call me a kid, you fucking parasite. I am 20 years old. I am an ADULT MAN

And emo? please. You fuckshit. Humanity is a parasite that should be wiped off the face of the earth. RAPE RAPE MURDER TRAFFICKING PROSTIUTION RADIATION EXTINCTION GLOBAL WARMING

I'll do my killing part. You all deserve to die. If I could press the button to end the world, everything would be better off. You stupid fuck.

>>5093281
EMO KID

>>5093281
>I am 20 years old
>RAPE RAPE MURDER TRAFFICKING PROSTIUTION RADIATION EXTINCTION GLOBAL WARMING

Omae wa ningen

>>5093281
>everything would be better off

Implying that "good" or "evil" exist outside human thought.

>>5093321

Go ching chang chong somewhere else and only address me in english.

>>5093281
>I am 20 years old.
Yeah, and that makes you younger than most of the people on this board, kid.

>>5093333
As you are not a human, you should stop talking like one, baka ningen.

>>5093342
>/jp/
>most people older than 20
And you sincerely believe this?

>>5093342

[your faggotry here]

Sure, buddy.

I actually come here when /a/'s being shittier than usual.

>>5093345

As you are human, you should stop breathing.

Here, let me help you.

ITT: Shifty Scandaroo aka stupid emo kid thinks he's a master troll.

>>5093377
As you hate humans so much, you should leave 4chan and stop using human's technology, so turn off your PC, put out your clothes and go hide elsewhere. Also, stop eating our food, hunt your own food!

>>5093384

herp de derp derp derp derp derp derp

go back to your dad raping you, scum

I just farted.

I hope dinner's ready soon.

>>5093408
screw you, nobody cooks for me.

>>5093097
g O T O Ｈ ｔ ｔ ｐ : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 / F o r Ｍ o Ｒ E i Ｎ ｆ Ｏ ｒ m a Ｔ Ｉ Ｏ n O Ｎ T H i S Ｓ ｕ Ｂ J ｅ C t

>>5093408
I'd learn to cook for you. I love you.

I think he was serious with that "anti-human" thing. He dissappeared.

I was once one of those faggots who think that they're not humans. But I realized I do the same basic things as humans, so I must be one of them. If I'm different to most of them, that's another story. It makes thing funier.

>>5093418
Enjoy your rice and 56 kcal cookies!

>>5093430
R-really?

I still love you but sometimes I wish you'd just die and disappear from my thoughts.
There I said it. Feels good man.

>>5093464
I would. Do you like naked apron? I'd cook like that for you.

I want to die.
Why won't someone kill me?
Why are the Fates against me?
Why won't I just die?

I love you guys.

I just shaved my chest because of OP pic. I'm going to regret this.

>>5093281

6/10 for the emo troll.

I am A+ certified as of today.
Soon my room will be full of figs and posters.

type moon

I'm bored.

Miku is mai waifu

I go to bed every night hoping that I won't wake up.

>>5093614
>Implying having a shit easy cert to get will land you a good job

ALL FRIGGIN 3D GIRLS DESERVE TO DIE!

I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A FIRE FULL OF RAPE AND DISGUSTING SEX.

THANKS TO YOUR RETARDED FEELINGS YOU FUCKED UP MY LIFE.
I HOPE YOU DIE.

I hope they all die.

Ah~ That feels better.

I think 34 is a crazy bitch.

You got some problems, I would never go out with a loser like you.

>>5093647
So do I. ;_;

I am bored of life.

I think I might go to Gensokyo soon.

I fapped to Bible Black, several times, then regretted it.

>>5093648
I wasn't implying anything.
Right now I have no income. Anything is better then 0, my friend.

>>5093614

how hard is the exam? if I'm able to build my own computer, would I be able to pass?

I have to get a job or else my family may lose the house.

"Japanese bird cooking spaghetti" is not funny at all.

I hate all the faggots coming here from Gaia,Animesuki and Shrine Maiden. You know who you are. Get the fuck out of here.

Emoticons need to result in autoban.

I have a taste for some fried dumplings and yakisoba right now.

Hina,Yuka,Yukari,Utsuho and Momiji are mai waifu and I will not let any of you have them.

Real men have more than one waifu.

There needs to be more English VNs on the DS.

Valentine's day is the stupidest holiday ever.

If I spoke fluent Japanese and had the funds to support my lifestyle there I would move to Japan. Not because HURR DURR JAPAN IZ SO KAWAII but because where I live now is shit,there's only one arcade (it sucks) and I want a change of scenery.

I hate normalfags and I wish they would get off /jp/ and 4chan in general.

Danny Choo is a faggot.

I noticed there's a lack of artwork of tribadism for touhou.

I downloaded 3DCG solely to play dress up games.
Also I am straight.

Gentlemen.

I love Sion, CurryButt, and Nipaa.

I am partial to Nipaa, Suigin, BOOF and ZUN!bar.

Deal with it.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>>5093709

You don't say?

>>5093704

Gentlemen.

I frequently have cyber homosex with Sion, CurryButt and Nipaa.

I am either Suigin, BOOF or ZUN!bar.

Pretend like you don't know this.

I helped start Katawa Shoujo.

I regret it every day of my life.

I dislike Currybutt.

I don't really follow trip drama. I actually know very little aside from the fact that they apparently troll frequently.

>>5093722
Put your trip back on, Eunjung

>>5093677
I originally thought it would be that simple too but you have too. You will have to learn about different ports and their speeds, basic networking, printers and scanners, DOS etc.
Oh and the dreaded customer support.
If you study though, you will fly though it.

>>5093728

Enjoy your virtual frottage.

Tell me. Do you have any friends, strictly online, that you could experience the same joys as you would with one IRL? People who've had no friends, I'm not interested in your answer and I'm not trying to sound pompous.
Have you ever heard of social activities? A social life does not consist of only words, it's a composition of seeing, communicating and experiencing things together. Sure, you have the communication part down, kind of, but that's as far as you'll go and your relationship with the person will never grow past that. You'll never get to do any real activities with your new found friend, hang out with them or be there for them when they're in trouble because all you are to them is just "some guy online."
Why do you think long distance relationships never work out? Yes, obviously because of the distance. But it's also way too easy to lie about everything so you could never get to know anything about them until you get yourself hurt.

People are just meant to interact NORMALLY in person. No matter how many years you spend here trying to tell yourself you are completely fine having 0 friends IRL while being Mr. Popular with your MMO guild, you will never rid of that hollow feeling deep inside your gut.

I don't know why you guys get so defensive when you get called out on it, yet make suicide club threads and whine about how lonely you are when left alone.

Why does my chest hurt so much all the time, /jp/? It's random off and on and I get them for no reason. Am I getting heartburn?

No.

>>5093762

Oh look, more copypasta.

>>5093758
>but you have too
Scratch that.

>>5093769
I have some horrible news for you.

>>5093782
What?

after browsing /jp/ for 2 years ive still never played a touhou game, i fap to 3d in compliment to 2d, i like sports

>>5093752

Sorry, don't know him.

>>5093793
>i like sports.
I was accepting of you until I read this.

>>5093793
How does it feel to be a sick fuck?

I've never played Touhou.
The only VNs I've played are stuff on the DS like Phoenix Wright and 90s JAST stuff.
No figures, daimakura, posters, anime or manga.

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years and I don't see that changing any time soon. I pretend it's by choice but that's not entirely true. I'm still very butthurt about my last relationship. I think it's mostly because I've let myself get fat and I don't wanna lower my ridiculously high standards. I am extremely shallow. I will believe almost anything a beautiful woman tells me. I just want them to look good while I fuck them.

>>5093803
Out of curiosity, what do you come on /jp/ for?

I have a girlfriend that shares my hobbies.

>>5093819
Touhou porn.

>>5093819
Not him, but I'm in a similar situation. I just think /jp/ is one of the less shitty boards for weeaboos. I've translated some VNs and subbed some stuff, though.

I fap to straight, gay, furry, gay furry, bestiality, and even 3D
I love MILFs and young women don't have any appeal for me
My best friend is a bastard (literally)
I think /jp/ is trash, yet I browse it every day for hours
I've never played a VN except for Time Hollow
I've watched animes only on the TV, except for rozen maiden and full moon wo sagashite. Both made me cry like a baby

I've been on this board since day 1. Starting from here, I was a NEET with some social anxiety problems in 2008 who frequently indulged in /jp/. I had a girlfriend during 2009 of /jp/ until early 2010. During all this time, I've never had a job. I've tried to return to school a few times, but due to my social anxiety the pressure eventually had me dropping out after completing a mere single semester. I've downloaded every main franchise touhou game but I didn't like a single one of them, so I never play or participate. I'm your typical "lol readan is hrd" loser, so I really despise VNs and can never get in the mood for them. They hurt my head. The only VN I could get into was Clannad, probably only because it was my first VN. I don't even like most of the stuff this board has to offer, yet I keep coming back to this board and only this board. I have irreplaceable friends, have good looks but I utterly fail at anything social. It was really a miracle how I even got a girlfriend in the first place and I even ended up dumping her.

This is my second home. inb4 "cool story" shitty meme.

>>5093871
>coolstorybro.jpg

>>5093886
coolbump.jpg

>>5093896
>cooltroll.jpg

Sometimes I like to think that reality is non-deterministic.

>>5093100
What the fuck am I doing here.

I'll kill or get killed by my parents

>>5093917
Because I have to be a troll to have a different style of shit life than the miserable pile of shit life that you lead.

I haven't done anything "weeaboo" in ages. I don't care about new VNs and the Touhou games were never good, but the doujins are nice. I'm only here a day or two a week and even then I just discuss off topic things. I like to help new users that have questions about where to download things, but if you make a post that pisses me off I'll make it my goal to ruin your day. I haven't made an on topic thread since late 2008 and I pride myself on it.

i'm tsundere for him

I've never started a thread on 4chan. I keep collecting VNs to play but I never manage to sit down and start one. I use /b/ tier humor.

>>5094019
Slut.

>>5093928
That's not so wild, what with quantum physics and stuff.

I am living with my ex-girlfriend, whom I still love. I am romantically involved with someone from out of state, who I'll only see at conventions. I still sleep next to/with my ex.

>>5094095
Slut.

/jp/, you are one of the worst boards I've ever encountered. Not as bad as /cgl/ or smug as /ic/, but you people make me grimace. I don't mind you having a secret internet clubhouse but at least change your attitude for Gods Sake.

I see threads where an OP needs help with something and you people either sage it or post something insulting. Then I see threads that involve sex with touhou characters that get less sages and maybe even a bit of discussion.

I don't know who is goes about saging almost every thread on /jp/, but you need to stop.

>>5094162
>saging almost every thread
HA HA I almost replied to your post. Oh wait, I did.

My dream is to become an alcoholic. I gotta start practicing soon.

>>5094162
Sages can be polite too.
Take this one for example. I'm saging you because I have no need to bump this thread with my shitty post.
/jp/ has always been about the touhous

>>5093281
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIINNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIINNNNN
Fascinating story, angstfag. You and all the other teenagers who wear all black and cut themselves while screaming BAWWWWW I HAYTE THE WURLD *sniff* WHY ARE HYUMANS SO MEEN? *sniff* THAY SHUD ALL JUST DIE DIE DIE!!! EVERYWUN IZ A PAWASITE!!! EVERYWUN MADERS AND WAYPES PEEPOLE!!! *sniff* I HATE HYUMANWITY!! I'LL KILL U WALL!!!! as their My Chemical Romance songs in the background drown out their cries would get along very well.