/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All the time.

Do threads really get reported on /jp/?

It happens all the time. Piss off a waiter and enjoy a nice sloppy spit in your soup.

What's so odd about using tomato sauce in cooking?

I'd her blood.

Only with god tier yandere waifus.

I want blood flavored chocolate.

>>5091216
It's not that hard to make yourself, ya know.

>>5091255
It won't taste as good if your waifu did not make it.

A real yandere would use her vaginal fluids to make you a cake of love. <3

>>5091124
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>>5091274

in before tewi's frosted butts.

>>5091258
At least you won't get her AIDS.

>>5091125
And this is why you musn't eat your girlfriend's food. Unless she was a virgin, and since it's not possible...

>>5091274
>>5091311

>>5091398
Don't mind if I do. NOM NOM NOM

>>5091319
2D waifus do not have HIV infection.

>>5091400
Nor can they make you blood-filled chocolate.

>>5091401
Just use the power of Imagination.

Now the cake's just gonna taste like blood if she uses that much!

>>5091125
>This chocolate is really good !
>I'm glad you like, I've put all myself into making this.
>Ahaha did you mix part of the package as well, there's some kind of metallic flavor...
>It's my blood as proof of my love !
>No seriously, I love you and all but I don't want to get some metal poison-
>ARE YOU TELLING ME MY BLOOD IS NOT GOOD
>IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE THIS LIFE IS WORTHLESS
>LET'S DIE TOGETHER AAAAAHHH
Bad End

>>5091409
Not if she puts in enough LOVE.

>>5091408
I like the taste of blood.

>>5091415
You could put a cent in your mouth and suck it.

You could also suicide.

>>5091434
The taste of blood isn't that metallic. And it's pretty good, actually. Too bad I can only drink mine, since I don't want to get diseases.

>>5091439
>The taste of blood isn't that metallic
>I can only drink mine
Visit a medic, you have diabetes.

Blood is delicious.
The only bad thing about it is that you become a little nauseous if you drink too much.

>>5091408
If any girl told me she mixed her blood into a cake I would probably hit her really hard, or just stay silent and keep eating the cake, if fear she actuly is batshit insane.

>>5091443
Nope.

>>5091448
It's called iron poisoning.

>>5091448
If you drink too much you'll puke it out

>>5091447
I would tell her she's forgetting one important ingredient and drip my own blood on the cake. Then we'd eat it together.

>>5091452
Yes, I know.
Is there a safe way to replicate the taste of blood?

>>5091457
Someone has read Fight Club.

>>5091460
Put the blood in a centrifuge to separate the iron from the blood.

Ever wake up with the taste of blood in your mouth?

Blood all over your face and pillow?

I can't stand the taste anymore.

You are all disgusting.

>>5091466
What are you, 10 ?
Brush your fucking teeth.

>>5091466
I had this pretty often in the army, because the houses were all mildew ridden.

>>5091466
What are you, a sleepwalking vampire?

>>5091466

>>5091468
By the by, were you there for that teeth-brushing thread last week? Apparently a large segment of /jp/ hardly ever brushes their teeth yet claims to have no major dental problems whatsoever

>>5091464
Don't the iron add anything to the taste?

>>5091475
Removes the coppery taste. Centrifuged blood is mostly plasma.

>>5091465

Even humans like blood Belmont ! You see ?

>>5091121
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We need a proper Yandere game. Not one of these..."she kills other women because they're friends with you ones", but completely psychotic and overacts to the slightest thing.

You miss a date because of day-light savings - she firebombs every farm in the county.

You choose to watch an action movie with her instead of a romantic comedy - she flies to California and dismembers the director, hanging his body parts over the Hollywood sign.

Your favorite team loses the cup final - guess who drives the winner's coach over a cliff edge on the way back to their hotel?

as of most of sick fucks replying to this thread, well, i really like the taste of blood. like once, i was trimming the cap off a bottle of root beer and inflicted a deep cut on my fingers. i drained the blood via a clean towel and i couldnt resist sucking on the stain on it afterward. also, i'd have some allergic reaction on dairy products which irritates my skin to the point i'd scratch till i bleed. in that case, i leave the wound open and let the blood clot there and wait for them to dry, and in a couple of minutes, i'd peel them off to eat. like bread crumbs. whenever my nose bleeds, i'd deliberately let them flow onto my lips and into my mouth.

is this normal?

>>5091478
Well, there's no accounting for taste.

Do you still have any more of that delicious wallmeat?

>>5091484
It is normal, if you're a dog.

>>5091483

As much as I like this, your yandere is just asking for trouble with that sort of large-scale destruction. Unless she's some sort of magical girlfriend she's gonna be dead or in prison in no time.

/jp/ - Oni/General

>>5091484
It is for me at least.
Wherever I bleed, I drink it.

>>5091483
...sigh, that is my ideal woman, oh when will we meet.

>>5091478
... WAIT WHY ARE STILL ALIVE

>>5091478
... WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

>>5091493
i get you, the world is running low on blood bank. why waste it?

>>5091500
Yeah, that's be my fault.
BLAH BLAH chrono rift BLAH BLAH time reaper BLAH BLAH chosen one

Oh. how I wish to be a vampire.

>>5091516
You are already one, only you don't leech on blood but your parents.

>>5091521
Why are you so mean? That really hurt my feelings. ;_;

What is a man?!

>>5091557
Life and desire!

>>5091557
DIE MONSTER
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>5091592
Get off my porch Belmont!

>>5091608
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRZpGKPLCk0

Dat Castlevania light gun arcade game OST.

>>5091608
Don't worry master! I'll call 911 right now!