/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes.

Oh god, I'm normally painfully polite to people so going there would be a lot of fun, and would probably release some stress, too.

>>508745
This almost makes me want to visit moonland someday

>>508745

Why would I tell you? I don't even like you!
I just replied because I had spare time, that's all.

yup, a quick google does wonders
http://www.minaidehazukashii.com/?p=302

>>508745

I actually think I might want to go to something like that.
..if only Japanese women could act...

We have them already.

Truck-stop diners.

>>508831
All tsuntsun, no deredere

"I-it's not like I wanted to take your order, idiot!"

>>508831
I smiled.

I-it's not like I'm working because I like it... I-I just n-need the money, that's it!

"This cake is shitty."

"That's because your tastes are awful!"

"I'm leaving."

"No, please, I messed up while making it! Please sit down, I'll make you another one! N-not that I want to, but I'll get fired if another customer is angry with me!"

oh god if the workers really enjoy it I would have so much fun with them.

America's tsundere cafes are more authentic. We call them Waffle House.

>>508854
Suddenly, chef Ramsey impersonation comes to mind when discussing food quality.

別にあんたのために作ったわけじゃないからね

Ha ha, oh wow

>>508854
I'd imagine some of the workers would have quite a bit of fun fucking with customers at first.

>>508874
"Do you have a bloody stove in your fucking kitchen? Do not answer me, I know you fucking have one! Get back in the kitchen, turn the fucking thing ON, and go roast your head in it you bloody shitcunt failure of a waitress!"

>>508937

>>508861
Again your clearly forgetting the dere part of tsunDERE any asshole can find a restaurant with shitty wait staff but one where they intentionally act rude than go deredere is pretty awesome.

Everyone in the whole world is tsundere for fuck sake. It's just that girls dont show us their dere-dere sides.

dude I'm totally gonna go to one of those

>>509045
Exactly and that is why it is so popular getting to see a side of women we never actually get to see.

Man, I kind of want a Yandere cafe

>>509045

I'm deretsun, mothafucka. I suck you dick swallow you cum then talk shit about your small dick

>>509022

Only regulars get the dere.

"Top you off?"

;_;
WHEN WILL I EVER GO TO JAPAN!?

You are so fucking lucky if you gotta see the least bit of deredere at first visit.

That or I fail hardcore.

>>509198
You and every Chinese whore.

1. The maids at these cafes are usually horrible actresses, or just too empty-headed for it to be any fun.

2. Foreigners are one big bundle of awkward to them. Since they're not sure you'll get it, they're reluctant to do something like be 'tsuntsun'.

>>509430
Japanese girls are pure.
amerikkkan aren't, they're 3d, not moe and pig disgusting.

>>509430
Why would you go to a tsundere cafe if you don't "get it?"

>>509446
Because you're a dumb foreigner who wandered in by mistake but decided to go through with it and order something?

>>509445
hahahaha

suck more japan's dick

>>509446
Because foreigners hear about 'maid cafes' and want to go to one. It doesn't mean they're otaku, or can read/know what a tsundere even is. They see a picture of a maid, they go right in.

Also, the Japanese are usually pretty convinced foreigners don't get Japanese things, until proven otherwise.

>>509464
The proper way would be to hint that you're into the game, but it'd require your Japanese level to be above than "I know how to order stuff and ask where the bathroom is."

>>509487
There's still something missing, even if they end up playing the game with you. There's this bemused air, this aura of doubt that remains. You never get quite the same treatment as the real otaku.

I think it would be Better to break down and start crying as soon as they were rude to me to see if they could keep up the act or if they would get confused and not know what to do

in b4 that youtube vid of a masked guy going to a tsundere cafe

>>509502
They'd get confused, it would be funny.

>>508776

reading those comments.

Tsubaki Oct 2nd, 2006 at 12:03 pm

What the fuck. I was planning to open a tsundere cafe in singapore, and this happens.


... its like a race of super trolls.

>>509524
Singapore's only maid cafe is fucking fail, then again, when your women are like american bitches, you can'd do this shit.

Girls are just hired for pretty face, they can't serve, they know jack shit about weeaboos and what we want, and you go there to pay for overpriced drinks and pretty faces. Fuck, I'd rather go to hooters.