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5087057 No.5087057 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/, have you ever ended up shitting yourself while fapping? I accidentally did so the other day, and despite the smell, I came so hard I ahegaoed.

You should try it /jp/. Just make sure to have a towel ready to catch it.

>> No.5087064

Did you start fingering your asshole too?

>> No.5087068

Doesn't your butt squeeze your prostate while cumming?

>> No.5087078

I gotta take a shit and I haven't fapped to day...No towel though. What to do?

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>> No.5087091

>>5087078
Try an old shirt you don't use anymore.

>> No.5087112

I fap while shitting, does that count? What I'll do is hold back my shit for about 3 hours, by repeatedly letting it slide down then clenching my ass and pushing it back. I casually masturbate while doing this, then finally shit while fapping furiously. I cum buckets every time.

>> No.5087117

Don't do any of these things. Have some dignity while jerking off.

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What the fuck

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>>5087117
>dignity
>jerking off

>> No.5087130

>>5087091
To late, it's already in the sewers. Almost crapped my pants and I didn't find fapable content yet.
Thanks for the tip though

>> No.5087128

>>5087089
Is this from bkub? If not, source?

>> No.5087135

>>5087117
This, most of /jp/ completely lack class. Civilised men finger their anus with the pinky extended.

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>>5087057
>>5087068
>>5087112

>> No.5087144

>>5087138
gb2 >>>/a/

>> No.5087159

Can girls do this too?

>> No.5087160

>>5087159
Girls can't fap, silly

>> No.5087166

Just use a buttplug instead, smelly retard OP

(P.S. reported, this has fuck-all to do with the board topic)

>> No.5087185

>>5087166
Shitting yourself is an important part of a NEET culture. How long have you been here, a week?

>> No.5087190

>>5087185
this

>> No.5087195

>>5087160
No, they might break their precious hymen...

>> No.5087204

>i'm not going to the toilet tonight so that tomorrow i can do a huge dump in my pants.. makes me hard just thinking about it, i cant wait =)
Gurochan - "You've been warned."

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