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"What would you do if i were a Vampire, Nii-san?"

>> No.5086023

Depends, vampire vampire or sparkly vampire? I'm gonna have to stake you if it's the latter, sis.

>> No.5086016
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5086016

Call for backup.

>> No.5086041

only one answer
rape the maids

>> No.5086047

Remake where?

>> No.5086049

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ

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>>5086041
H-hidoi anon-sama..

>> No.5086074
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>>5086047

>> No.5086077

reap her

>> No.5086081

Genuflect

>> No.5086091

[x] ...I can't do that

>> No.5086094

Stop reading Twilight

>> No.5086097

>>5086012
You're still my sister, Akiha. I love you.

>> No.5086095

>>5086081
Wait. Fuck. Wrong game. Let me reload sis.

>> No.5086103

>>5086012
I guess that depends on if I'm a Vampire too.

>> No.5086123

>>5086049
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktff3bZpux8

>> No.5086144 [DELETED] 

>>5086012
Man-kind ill needs a savior such as you.

>> No.5086148

Fuck thats it, No more reading my true blood books you little whore.

>> No.5086154

>>5086012
Die monster. You don't belong in this world.

>> No.5086157

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

>> No.5086167

>>5086154
Fuck you faggot

>> No.5086168

Tsukihime: Twilight for guys

>> No.5086174

Oh! Do you like to drink tea after meals too Nii-san?

>> No.5086182

>>5086023

I'd impale her on my stake, if you know what I mean

>> No.5086177

>>5086168
SO CLEVER MAANNNNNNN
HAS ANY1 EVER TOLD U HOW FUNNY U R?
UR SO FUNNY DUDE Y R U SO FUNNY

>> No.5086184

*Takes Holy Water and Whip*

>> No.5086188
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>>5086154
>>5086157
Wut? There are two Belmonts? anyways, Akiha is just a shitty hybrid, she is not a vampire at all!

>> No.5086190
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"Nii-san you say?.. but i only have one true little sister and you are not her."

>> No.5086195

It's not an std is it?

>> No.5086197

>>5086177
I think a lot of people say that though

>> No.5086216

>>5086197
I don't think you've read Twilight. It's worse than you could even imagine.

>> No.5086226

>>5086197
Twilight = Bakemonogatari
Tsukihime(Ciel's route) = Kizumonogatari

>> No.5086313

Stop comparing male and female vampire fapfiction.

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>>5086012
>"What would you do if i were a Vampire, Nii-san?"
I'd probably return the Bela Lugosi DVD set I was saving for your birthday. It would probably just make things awkward.

>> No.5086331

Isn't Akiha a Half-demon?

>> No.5086336

>>5086012
Shiki should've torn his shirt off and told her to bite him.

>> No.5086351

>>5086331
something like that. But not demon, demons in the nasuverse are alot more powerful.

>> No.5086359

>>5086331
Akiha is a Half-Ogre(Oni) or whatever they call people like KishiMAX.

>> No.5086362

>>5086336
This pretty much works for every choice in every route.

>> No.5086431

>>5086359
Kouma is better though, since he is the perfect combination between human and demon. On the other hand, Akiha is just an exceptional rare case.

>> No.5086463

>>5086362

Especially during class.

>> No.5086466

>>5086336
It wouldn't work in either route due to his "unique" circumstances.

>> No.5086469

>>5086466
what're you talking about?

His penis is fully functional

>> No.5086514

>>5086469
He's already under control of either Roa or Akiha, depending on the route. I think the only route he had a chance of surviving the procedure was Arc's route because she could help strengthen Shiki's conciousness.

>penis
derp

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