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A movie by the same people who did movies such as "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon", "Golden Daggers" etc. in a collaboration with japanese actors and ZUN; a take on the Great Battle of Suwa and the circumstances that followed.

The soundtrack would include both some old rearranged tracks from MoF as well as some new tracks by ZUN, arranged by O-LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alQ6hJ3JiI)) and that guy from TAM with the piano arrangements (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fASy7TJDHhw)) among others

Suwako would be casted by a legal actress who would with the help of modern technology not look a day older than 13, she'd have a light tan and hay-colored hair. Kanako would be casted by some sexy slender asian lady with snake-inspired make-up, dark/near black blue hair in a sparse geisha-do.

The setting would be pretty dark, with some ice-berg style drama. There'd be many characters but very few very important ones, and all the males would be portrayed typically Touhou style, bland and unimportant. We'd get at least two mass-war scenes with a shit load of warriors with semi-realistic violence, and at least two scenes with tasteful yet hot lesbian secks. Loads of beautiful japanese scenery porn.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK /jp/

Would you watch it?

>> No.5085437

I would pirate it

>> No.5085450

I'd watch it as long as it has Suwako and Kanako's respective husbands Mishaguji and Takeminakata drinking tea and remarking how inconvenient it is to drink tea when you have no arms (Mishaguji is depicted as a snake/earthworm, Takeminakata had his cut off. )

Armless moe~

>> No.5085481

All female roles will be played by Lenfried.

>> No.5085487
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>>5085450

>Takeminakata

Never heard of this guy before.

I feel so ignorant.

>> No.5085498

>>5085487
He's in the original myth. You haven't missed much.

>> No.5085527

>>5085487
I'M GOING TO GIVE SANAE WHITE DAY CHOCOLATE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!

>> No.5085558
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>>5085527

Why, come on right in...

>> No.5085586

I'd rather watch Michael Bay do a Moon Rabbit Invasion movie with Megan Fox as Reisen.

>> No.5085627

>>5085586
I could watch this - once at least

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>>5085586

The credibility of western cinema as a valid medium would be damaged beyond recognition with no hope of recovery this generation.

>> No.5085770

>>5085673
It couldn't be any worse than Transformers 2.

>> No.5085783

>>5085770
It couldn't be any worse than Dragonball Evolution.

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>>5085770

It could be. He might have gotten better at... whatever the hell he does.

>> No.5085821

I'd actually watch it. Flying daggers was fun to watch and crouching tiger hidden dragon was also fun. Just don't let them actually WRITE it. Seriously they all sucked at telling a story.

>> No.5085833

>SO WHAT DO YOU THINK /jp/
>Would you watch it?

No danmaku?

Then no, I wouldn't.

>> No.5085851

Would be epic imo. Although the
>Tasteful yet hot lesbian secks
Would make the movie seem less serious,
Keep your porn and your entertainment seperate.
Fucking hate when movies throw in gratuitous sex scenes.

>> No.5085852 [DELETED] 

>>5085425
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