/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How does it matter?

Look at that slut.

you will never hotglue shanghai

No.

>>5082598
Because I would like to know. :(

Alice is such a bitch goddamn

Nope but im still happy sex is not everything....friends are better

>Have you had sex before, /jp/?
Yes.
>Do girls really feel as good as my hentai projects?
No, at least not in my experience.

>>5082604
So go ask some other board.
None of us care.

Yep

If you love her, yes. Random sluts, no.

i had drunk sex with a hooker

>>5082609
don't be a dick, k?

>>5082614
Are you a troll?

>>5082618
no
you don't believe me?

My heart always races when I think about it. I have dreams of my waifu getting on me slowly and deflowering me. fml

>Have you had sex before, /jp/?
Yes.
>Do girls really feel as good as my hentai projects?
Sex is highly, highly overrated. I've never orgasmed from it, but am quite capable of inducing it myself with my hand and appropriate fappage material.

>>5082624
Oh i beleive you but usually people who say stuff like that are just trying to be stupid(not saying that you are stupid)

You never forget that wet-pussy-bending-over smell

>>5082632
ok. it was alright, too drunk to feel much.

>>5082617
No, I'm tired of this.

This isn't the board for this sort of bullshit.
And I wish you guys would stop feeding the roneryfags.

Funny thing actually, I had a dream of having sex with her

Why so many men think sex is one of the best thing in the world escapse me.Its just overrated i would rather talk to someone than have sex with them.

>>5082654
Was she stuttering in the dream?

lol

>>5082655
You must live around a lot of ugly women

>>5082657
Im not interested in women because __ _ _____(fill in the blanks)

No, they don't.

sex is over rated op, trust me.
remember that IRL a girl cannot act like the one in your fantasies, even if they are simple.
they can go near that, but only after you explain and a lot of sexual acts.

also, women don't come whenever you want at at your command, rather, quite the opposite: when you feel your tongue hurt, are bored (impossible? we will talk about it after a month of sex you'll see) and are thinking about touhou and so you don't want distractions, like this girl that continues to moving in a funny way, clinging with her legs and making your neck ache.

Sex is awesome.
Depending on how horny you are it ranges from Great to God Tier human stuff, above taking a much needed shit, or sleeping when you're really tired.

>>5082670
Not that i know of. All I remember was here talking in english and moaning while having sex

>>5082670
>I'm a faggot
Well, that explains it.

>>5082712
Sure....

Depends on the girl, first girlfriend was frisky, kinda whatever fuck.
Second just laid there the entire time, it was like masturbation with more work and a nicer hole.
Last girlfriend was a sex starved NEET like I am, goddamn that was amazing.

All depends on the girl.

>>5082741
>Last girlfriend was a sex starved NEET like I am, goddamn that was amazing.
I'm sorry to ask, but I'm horribly curious: how on earth did you two meet?

>my hentai projects
Wait, what?

Not with a girl, no.

>>>/a/34572006

dammit we been played

>>5082754
Internet, arranged meetup.

But then neither of us had the funds or the means to live together.

I LOVE ALICE!

It really depends.
Sex with a condom = failz0rz but if you have an awesome girlfriend with a nice pussy its at least three times as good as an awesome fap.

Yeah, about 4 years ago. We were in love so it was nice. She turned out to be a whore in the end though... that's 3D for you. Haven't had a girlfriend since then though so can't really comment too much on how it feels anymore.

>Have you had sex before?
;_;

>>5082593
they feel fucking awesome. untill you get in a fight and yo momma gets scare- i mean you break up and drown in roneryness.

>Have you had sex before
yes.
>Do girls really feel as good as my hentai projects?
what?

>>5082593
I've had sex before. What do girls have to do with it?

nobody on /jp/ has had sex, fuck off with your metathread shit

everyone in this thread is a fucking normalfag

>>5083926
Well, you just included yourself by posting.

>>5083926
/jp/ is more normal than you think. I stopped believing in such silly things like "hikkikomori on /jp/" early last year.

>>5083892
Didn't you say you were a militaryfag?

Wouldn't that imply being fit, having clean hair cuts and having guts? I don't see what you struggle with.

>>5083961
>Airforce
That's why~

yes
yes

>>5082630
>>5082630
This

Sure it's something worth experiencing but honestly I prefer mai hando.

you fags who fucked girls before probably just fucked some easy slut you don't even care about, or paid for it. come back when you fuck a bitch you truly LOVE, fucking ingrates.

P.S.
FUCK YOU

>>5084008
>come back when you fuck a bitch you truly LOVE
If you truly loved someone, you wouldn't refer to them that way.
So fuck off and take your own advice.

>>5084021
It's good, but I prefer my hand.

What's sex with another man like?

>>5084008
I've had both one night stands and a couple long-lasting relationships.
Fapping >>>>>>>> sex.

>>5084013
Wow, really? Let me guess, you write romantic poems and white knight a lot of guys on the internet too.

>>5083938

Eh, you're an idiot if you think having sex automatically makes someone a 'normalfag' anyway. Seriously, the circumstances that could lead someone into having intercourse are fucking (no pun intended) endless. For some people it just happens like anything else, and no I don't mean rape.

Besides, ignoring the fact that most "NEETs" on /jp/ are fakers and posers, there is also the more obvious fact that many people try their best to fit in as a 'normalfag' (this may include drinking, sexing, whatever) before giving up and retreating into whatever feels better, NEETdom or otherwise.

Now stop being so close minded.

>>5084047
you should go look up what a hikkikomori is before opening your mouth.

>>5084047

>Besides, ignoring the fact that most "NEETs" on /jp/ are fakers and posers,

new to /jp/

>there is also the more obvious fact that many people try their best to fit in as a 'normalfag' (this may include drinking, sexing, whatever) before giving up

13 years old

>>5084047
Fucking weekend faggot.

>>5084063
>>5084060
>>5084059

In this thread, every /jp/ user is expected to conform to a bullshit sterotype.

>>5084047
u new here?

>>5084083
I TROLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUU

>>5084092

B-but we're different! We're special! Super secret internet clubhouse! You can join us and be different too, as long as you're EXACTLY LIKE US!

>>5084111

Yes.

Twice.

Reported.

many years ago, I didn't knew wtf was happening at that time.

I have sex all the time. With a girlfriend, not random sluts. Being a massive weeaboo doesn't make me socially retarded.

Oh and remember this: If she loves you, she'll dress up as your favorite Touhou character and take it up the butt.