/jp/ - Otaku Culture

...that better be Calpis.

that looks like fun

You sir, have my respect.

Would be so hot if that was real semen.

Eh?

>>5064804
This might be real.

>>5064832
Semen doesn't look like that, only in hentai.

>>5064832
The drip along the left side just under the rim is pretty convincing I admit.

>>5064849
I woudln't know, I never tried to save my semen in a jar for months.

>>5064855

enjoy the smell of decay.

>>5064855
You should try it. Semen has magical energy in it. If you stuff too much magic in something, it turns into youkai. There are tales of supernatural jars that can provide out an endless supply of whichever fluids they used to hold.

Therefore, semen + jar + time = dickgirl jar Touhou that endlessly gushes out sperm.

>>5064875
fasntnig.jpg

I hope that's soap or lotion ;_;

How long did you spent saving up that much

Assuming the unlikely situation that's not the combined effort of several men with near identical semen-consistency on the same occasion:

If you store your semen, a high protein biological mass with whatever bacteria was on your penis/hands/figure/whatever in room temperature for whatever period of time in a non sterile/hermetically sealed jar without any signs for decay, odour even natural separation of parts of varying viscosity, you should be very very worried about your health. And fertility.

No man cums like that from one session, and there is no way for it to be fresh as long as long as there isn't vacuum in the jar and we can see that this isn't the case.

Nice picture though, so what might the recipe for the fake cum be?

>>5064951

>>5064961
Science.

At least make an effort if you're going to play with condensed milk.

Am I gay if I fapped to this? it looks like bukkake

>>5064998
What turned you on?
The fig?
The sperm?
Or the fig in the sperm?

That best be condensed milk.

>>5064998
I'd be worried if your penis was broken.

Buy $100 figs.
Ruin them with semen jar.

>>5065010
the fig with the sperm

I freeze my semen for later use

Speaking of cum, the last two times I orgasmed today, sperm didn't come out of my penis. Like, none at all. What is wrong with me?

28 Days Later

>>5065527
You slowly turning into little girl.

>>5065527
Doctor. Go see one.

>>5064855
>>5064855
>Storing sperm
It will not stay white forever.

>>5065527
You should stop fap everyday, all day.

Semen loses its white color and becomes mostly transparent and liquid like water (instead of being like jello when it's still fresh) after a short while. It also starts to smell extremely bad and no amount of washing can get rid of that smell.
Therefore, OP pic is fake. Probably that water+joghurt thing I heard some anon talk about once.

>>5065528
Muscles Marisa?

>>5065552
>Semen loses its white color and becomes mostly transparent and liquid like water (instead of being like jello when it's still fresh) after a short while. It also starts to smell extremely bad and no amount of washing can get rid of that smell.
How do you know this?

>>5065552
Sometimes I accidentally spill some on my boxers. I don't shower everyday so whatever stains it, stains it pretty damn good. Indeed, it smells like sperm, but after a wash it smells completely fine again.
As for the stain color, if I leave a tissue I used for a week or two, it'll turn yellow. It's clear at first, but it turns into a yellow color for me after a while.

Yes, I'm lazy with both bathing and taking out my trash can.

>>5065565
I tried it once many years ago. Never again.

my pretty girl...marisa...

>>5065573
Did your sperm turn to yellow?

>>5065572
It's different when you cum on clothes or anywhere else where it can easily oxidize/vaporize. Try cumming in a container where your semen is covered by more semen and the bottom layers don't get any air. Or just an airtight container.

You will never get to swim in a jar of cum ;_;

I'm gonna show this thread to moot

On xtube I saw a guy save up 50 cumshots (he froze it and kept adding to it) then gave himself a bukkake, that's the only thing that's make me feel pretty ill in a long time.

You know you're fucked up when you start thinking erotic things when you so much as see a plastic bottle...

/jp/ - hotglue & cum SCIENCE!

>>5065642

I actually started to eat more fruit after I saw this pic.

It's probably liquid hand soap.

>>5065733
I bought a bag of refill handsoap the other day but it wouldn't all fit in my normal soap bottle so I put the rest of it into a plastic pop bottle... oh wow it looks so suspicious...

>Muscles Marisa?

Yes I am!

http://may.2chan.net/40/res/1760028.htm

I'll just leave this here

>>5065655
Why? Do you plan on consuming your semen?
That's, like, gay.

;_;

>>5068022
what have you done op.
you angered the nips so now they're going to stop exporting figures.

>>5068071

>>5068071

>>5068022
aw shit son

>>5068071
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>5068022

I wish I knew what the fuck they were saying about it.

>>5068153
They're struggling to translate simple shit like "that better be".

This better be glue.

Yay for 2ch material.

>>5068022
>やはりＧＡＩＪＩＮは害悪

>>5068168

this better be sperm, or that figure will be lost forever


hmm do plastic action figures get pregnant?

I like when windows like this open between /jp/ and 2chan.

Hi, Japanese versions of me!

They won't stop talking about the Sanae and are ignoring the Marisa(s) entirely

>>5068184

Japan is not a parallel universe.

I wish I could read their moonrunes

>>5068022
>>早苗さんの笑顔は心底嬉しそうで
wwwwwww

>>5068201
Isn't it, though?
Isn't it?

You know, it takes a long time to save up that much semen. My average load can barely cover the bottom of one of those clear party cups.

>>5068220
How disgusting. You missed the armpit.

Amazing

>>5068193
Good to know Japan has good taste.

>>5068235

Never invite me at your house

This is how you become Japanese.

>>5068235
A circlejerk can net copious amounts of semen if you all aim for the same spot.

>>5065056
Silly Anonymous, its the figma Marisa. so its not that expensive.

Semenonfigure makes me aroused.

>>5065552
>Semen loses its white color and becomes mostly transparent and liquid like water

Also, this. I hate that. It's way more gross to eat your own when it's turned to this state. Fresh and thick it's not really a problem. But after a while, like after the few minutes you spend taking pictures of it, it turns watery, cold, and is just gross.

>>5068293
Why would you eat it in the first place?! Use a tissue or wash it off!

>>5068313
Or just fire and forget. The smell becomes a defense mechanism against intruders.

>>5068313
Sometimes I just get the urge. Usually after I've spent a long time masturbating and the ejaculation was particularly pleasurable or large. Otherwise I wipe it up with one of the nearby shirts that I always wipe up semen with. I have about 4 of these and they all smell strongly of semen even after washing them, so I just keep wiping up my semen with them.