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5057457 No.5057457 [Reply] [Original]

Illya can't cook. Discuss.

>> No.5057459

Guess so

>> No.5057463

She don't have to.

>> No.5057465

I'm ok with that.

>> No.5057466

I don't mind

>> No.5057467
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5057467

Cooking is what maids are for.

>> No.5057468

She has maids for that.

>> No.5057469

I'll cook for her.

>> No.5057470
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5057470

>>5057457
She has two maids with great culinary and cleaning skills.
She doesn't need to.

>> No.5057473

What you think they just start off knowing everything? Gotta train up those women from an early age, make sure their skills are to your liking.

>> No.5057484

>>5057467
>>5057468
>>5057470
Don't forget the maids.

>> No.5057498

>>5057473
Some people learn to be servents by age 1.

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>>5057457
If you were with Ilya, cooking should be the last thing on your mind.

>> No.5057711

>>5057703
too much blonde

>> No.5057718

>>5057711
Can never be too blond. Her hair is pure white, anyway.

>> No.5057728

>>5057718
I must be color blind then cuz i see blonde.

>> No.5057739
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>>5057728
Let's make a test. What colour do you see now?

>> No.5057761

Of course she can't. Lolis shouldn't need to take care of themselves.

>> No.5057762

>>5057739
blonde

>> No.5057766

>>5057739
no....wait grey-ish blonde

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>>5057762
Go get your eyes checked.

>> No.5057772

Platinum blond?

>> No.5057791
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5057791

I I can cook for her. It will not take much of myfood, since she'll die anyway.

Now genius plan:
1) Marry Illya
2) Ilya dies
3) You can do whatever you want with couple of frigid maids.

>> No.5057797

>>5057791
But her maids are ugly, unlike her.

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>>5057797
nigga what did you say?

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5059800

Caster can't cook. Discuss.

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5059879

Cooker can't cast. Discuss

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>>5059879
Cooker can't discuss. Cast.

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>>5059925
Cast discuss cooker. Can't.

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