/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I already have a waifu her name is Patchouli.

Ghostly pale, never leave the house, no personality to speak of.

Girls are gross.

I'm taken

because i have no money..

I'm working on it, okay?

Because I would rather fap.

Because I like boys.

because I have my hand.

and my hand doesn't leech money off me.

cuz i want boyfriend right now

I wish there was a way to filter by subnet.

because I'm only interested in 2D so I rejected lots of girls

Because I'm married.

<-Wedding photo.

Because I have a low opinion of people, but mostly because even before I had interests in VNs and stuff I always kept to myself.

Too shy to talk to girls.

>>5054004

Oh you're a fan of NTR?

>>5054011

>>5054011
I'm so tired of this shit.

>>5054010
You're the most honest man on /jp/.

No girl knows I'm a lesbian.
Haters gonna hate.
;_;

>>5054041
I've always had a feeling that ZUN!bar's only here to make us feel better about ourselves.

>>5054063
I'm a girl too

>>5054010
I would talk to you, ZUN!bar-kun...

>>5053984
>>5053969

thumbs up to you!

>>5054068
Let me deflower you and then smoke a cigarette while playing Touhou again dear? I won't bite.
>>proving that your a femanon just by a girl being on here
Also I lol'd.

>>5054068
Wanna go out?

>>5054082
I have asthma, please don't smoke near me or come near me just after smoking as it stays on your clothes for a bit...

>>5054086
I barely know you, Anonymous! B-but maybe, I mean, I'd want to get to know you more, and then maybe.

>>5054090
Sweet.

>>5054082
ｓｍｏｋｉｎｇ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｏｒｓｔ　ｈａｂｉｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｕ
ｌｄ　ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｙ　ｈａｖｅ

ｑｕｅｅｒｍｏ

When I am in love I lost my mind and become utterly retarded. In a bad way. I should be shot down but society is too frail for this.

Because I like boys.

>>5054115
ＮＯ，　ＳＭＯＫＩＮＧ　ＭＡＫＥＳ　ＹＯＵ　ＣＯＯＬ
ＹＯＵ　ＡＲＥ　ＮＯＴ　ＣＯＯＬ　ＳＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＤＯＮ’Ｔ　ＳＭＯＫ
Ｅ

>>5054127
I'd let her smoke near me and deal with the asthma problems.

>>5054127
ｗｈｅｎｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｌａｓｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ａｎｙｏｎｅ　ｂｒｏｗｓｉｎ
ｇ　／ｊｐ／　ｗａｓ　ｃｏｏｌ？

ｍｏｒｅ　ｌｉｋｅｌｙ　ｉｔｓ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｄｅｔｒｉｍｅｎｔａｌ　ｔ
ｏ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｈｅａｌｔｈ　ａｎｄ　ｍａｋｅｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｍｅｌｌ
　ｗｏｒｓｅ　ｔｈａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ．　　ｐｌｕｓ
，　ｉｔｓ　ａ　ｐｒｅｔｔｙ　ｅｘｐｅｎｓｉｖｅ　ｈｏｂｂｙ　ｆｏｒ
　ａ　ＮＥＥＴ．　　ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ，　＄５　ａ　ｐａｃｋ，　ｆ
ｕｃｋ　ｔｈａｔ．

>>5054129
And then you would have an asthma fit or attack or whatever the shit it's called and be very moe.

Asthma is a very moe trait.

>>5054134
ＡＬＬ　／ｊｐ／ＥＲＳ　ＷＨＯ　ＡＲＥ　ＮＯＴ　ＶＩＲＧＩＮ　ＮＥＲ
ＤＳ　ＳＭＯＫＥ
ＤＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＷＡＮＴ　ＴＯ　ＢＥ　ＣＯＯＬ？

>>5054149
Y-you think I'm moe?

>>5054149
I want to second this anon's opinion that asthma is moe.

because i dont want one

>>5054160
Ｙｅｓ，　ｖｅｒｙ　ｍｕｃｈ　ｓｏ．

>>5054149
ｉ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｒａｔｈｅｒ　ｂｅ　ｈｅａｌｔｈｙ　ｓｏ　ｉ　ｃａｎ
　ｃｌｉｍｂ　ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎｓ　ｔｈａｎ　ｓｍｏｋｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　
ｓｈｉｔｔｙ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｓｈｉｔ　ｃａｎｃｅｒ　ｓｔｉｃｋ

>>5054149
It's not moe at all, and smoking is a filthy habit and if she loved you she'd quit for you.
Disgusted sage.

actively fighting them off~
neet strong
ひきこもり pride

>>5054176
Pity-Kun ;_;...

>>5054168
ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎｓ　ａｒｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｆａｇｇｏｔｓ

>>5054179
Yeah well bitches and whores and all that.

She'd probably just say she's gonna quit then do it secretly, or do it and every time claim it was 'by mistake' somehow.

Women are shit, there OP, that's why I don't have a girlfriend at the moment. Because I'm tired of dealing with them and the bullshit they feed you constantly and the betrayals and all the shit they do to fuck you over while telling themselves they did nothing wrong and somehow blaming you for their cheating, lying, and betraying.

>>5054218

What the fuck. I thought you had a waifu.

>>5054218
currybutt... butt hurt...

don't fuckin bitches 'n' whores this thread

>>5054179
>Jones trying hard to be the little girl.

>>5054222
Well I've had several, but if you read my post it explains why I left that one just like the others. I went over it in more detail awhile back I think - I've been single since 2 days before my birthday back in January though. So if you want me, now's the time!

>>5054230
not trying to, i just wanna be moe to anon

>>5054236
Leave his dream alone ;_;

The girl I like has a boyfriend. She is a cool friend who plays starcraft and japanese mahjong and is rl moe. We are both in college.

Her BF is a college dropout who is currently working at a supermarket pushing carts.

Oh well.

>>5054280
rape her boyfriend

>>5054290
as in trap yourself up, and do it. release photos...

I have a girlfriend. We've been seeing each other since November. Unfortunately, she always seems detatched these days, and I doubt things are going to last much longer between us.

>>5054249
STOP POSTING THAT

>>5054249
You will always be moe

I have a girlfriend.

>>5054303

'cause I'm homogay.

>>5054298

UUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5054298
>>5054303

>>5054314
me too

>>5054280
>mahjong
Go and slit her boyfriend's throat now. Do it you shitty faggot.

Cus my standars are to high for myself, i'm working on becoming more attractive to get really attractive girls.

>>5054338
Never give up. Trust your instincts!

Broke, unemployed.

suddenly, virgins. everywhere

>>5054326
のヮの
Kinda violent anon.

I find going to strip clubs and shelling out a 100 bux so I can go to the back and fuck them more easier than bullshitting and going through hoops just on the off-chance that the girl might say "yes" to my feelings.

In fact, I just did that a couple of days ago. Feels great man. Once every couple months or so can satisfy my 3DPD urges.

>>5054357
>suddenly
Nigga you must be crazy.

>>5054280
Also it is her birthday soon. I was thinking of getting her a little mahjong keychain, I have one (of the chun).

Good gift y/n?

>>5054415
Are you doing this to piss me off

I am socially retarded. I stutter a lot, even when people I don't even like. My cronic case of acne makes me look like a raw hamburguer.

>>5054415
no, dumb and gay idea.

don't be a creepy faggot and move on

>>5054415

Do you want to stay at the friend zone forever? If so, fill her with nice gifts while sucks the dude's cock.

Otherwise be honest with her when you give her something.

>>5054440
moe~~~~~~

>>5054450
I am much more moe than him!

>>5054454
sure whatever ashtray mouth

>>5054464
What? But I don't smoke and never have, I'm the one with asthma not the smoker, I'd probably die if I even tried.

>>5054415

Stop pussyfooting around, you piece of shit. Either tell her you have fucking feelings for her, or fucking move on and forget the bitch.

Being "friends" towards a bitch that you initially had feelings for is fucking stupid, and not to mention soul-crushing.

>>5054472
Smoking marijuana helps asthma.

>>5054415
Whenever I have liked girls I just told them straight forwardly and even if you don't want to believe it, it's worked every time, so I agree with anon. Either just be honest and straight forward with her about it or move on.

>>5054495

>>5054472
asthma....
moe...

>>5054507

welp aren't we a sad gay lot.

>>5054501
But really, it does.

Are you suggesting that I don't have a waifu and that I'm interested in 3D? Are you empty of the mind?

I don't even know any girls well enough to know if they already have a boyfriend or not. Besides, it's a bother having a girlfriend.

>>5054454
Hey babe, I'm sorry. I only meant that as a jest, since I knew that you have asthma. Shall we go have tea and have strawberry shortcake like the innocent closeted lesbians we are and then afterward have raunchy make out sessions inside of our mechas?

I like stalking girls more than I like going out with them.

>implying I don't have a waifu

>>5053937

i have two (for real now)

>>5054562

Mizuki Horii doesn't feel the same way about me.

To everyone saying "Don't be a pussy and say your feelings" grow up. This isn't highschool romances where you tell a girl you like her just because you want to have sex with her. What I want from a relationship is exactly what I have, a friend who is fun to be with. If she likes some other guy as a lover who cares. I've had enough of relationship drama and don't want to mess anything up.

People dream of that "Friend becomes romantic interest by accident" route. If that happens it happens. She stays at my place (a single dorm) sometimes, its close by so it is easier to get to if we were drinking. Maybe she'll show interest sometime.

>>5054573
This is what I'll be looking foward to.

>>5054587
Also I think the mahjong keychain is a cute gift. I don't really buy gifts for people because I hate most people. So I don't know.

>>5054587
aka you're too much of a pussy and ruin your own chances every time and then you wonder why you're a single lonely virgin stuck on 4chan all fucking night.

You shoot down any ideas and chances with shitty faulty logic and run away into a corner.

Enjoy your loneliness, Shinji.

Sorry but the idea of friends becoming more than that doesn't MAGICALLY happen, all my waifus were very close friends with me, but a relationship doesnt just magic and oh you're a couple. You still have to confess to them or else it's IMPOSSIBLE for anything to even have a chance.

>>5054587

Spend two minutes reading this forum and realize what road you're entering.

http://iwforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=2e950b224236570ac6ac01d6ec9e64e2&f=5

Don't say we didn't warn ya, bro.

>>5054586
3D pig aw shit.

>>5054587
Also I hate that bullshit about 'i dont want to mess up what we have or make it awkward'

If she rejects you NOTHING WILL FUCKING CHANGE

stop basing real life off your shitty shoujo manga, for fucks sake.

>>5054603
oh god not fucking ladder theory, get the fuck out.

1. I am a girl.
2. I only like 2D girls
3. Patchy is my waifu!

>>5054587

Believe all you want that you two have an spiritual connection or shit, doesn't change the fact that's she's going around sucking cock while you bother being nice to her.

>>5054601
>virgin

Lol no I fuck people all the time, its college. This girl is even a wingman(wingwoman?) sometimes.
We seem to close to start a lovers relationship.
If I were to tell her how I felt, how would /jp/ do it? Just curious, I bet your answers will be hilarious.

>>5054703

>>5054703
>I fuck people all the time

>>5054623
You could be a lesbian. I love lesbians! <3

>>5054715
Fuck your shit, I'm enjoying myself!

But no really. What should I tell her. I'll give it a shot the next time I drink to much.

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Funny, I could've sworn I clicked on /jp/ and not /a/.

>>5054729
すきだ！

>>5054703
>Fuck people all the time
Really, I won't ask you to get out or anything, but I just wanted you to answer me with honesty. Do you know in what board you are? What in the dick are you doing here? Why aren't you hanging out and fucking at this time of the night?

>>5054729
I was actually trying to help you too...silly /jp/, always making me want to be nice and then reminding me why I shouldn't.

>>5054729
Spoiler that shit, damnit!

>>5054729
"can i put it in your butt and pull your hair?"

>>5054729
You know what? I bet your girlfriend has tits of sand.

>>5054721
I'm a just 2D lesbian though. 3D girls disgust me. I only tolerate myself most of the time.

>>5054742
That'd be funny, she wouldn't take it seriously.

>>5054746
yes, I love /jp/. I play all sorts of visual novels and love 2d. Mostly the only music I listen to is vocaloid and I have tons of useless miku merchandise. I hate almost everyone because most people are fucking stupid. The only difference is I uhhhh, am not a neet?

I am also A secondary touhou fan.

>Why I don't have a girlfriend

Because my powerlevel is over 9000

>>5054803

I do, though I didn't for a very long time.

Self esteem issues were mostly what was holding me back. One day I woke up, decided I was sick of being sick of myself, got over it, and a week later I was on a first date. Trial and error took over, and a couple of months and a few girls after that I was in a steady relationship.

>>5054801
>not a NEET

please get out from jp.

>>5054780
Well, I guess it counts. A lesbian AND a /jp/ browser. I never imagined such person existed!

>>5054834
But I'm a lesbian and a /jp/ browser too!

I would imagine I don't have one because I'm not a lesbian.

>>5054822
JP is NEET and Hikikomori.
he's neither

>>5054834

>>5054822
The "True NEETS" are mostly liars. I'm sure there are a few hikikomoris + NEETs that hang here, but they have to be very few in number.
They are gods.

>>5053937
Hmm... I guess it's because I'm the silent type. I normally blend in with the background.

>>5054839
!!!

>>5054834
Pfft, there are lots of us.
Fun fact: I'm not >>5054780

>>5054854
currybutt is moe

Real girls are gross.

>>5054860
i-if you keep saying that I might end up falling for you, be more careful!

萌え~

>>5054852
Actually I think the amount of NEET's increased as places stopped hiring in 2009. That's just my opinion based on what I've seen here though.

>>5054852
>they are gods
If they manage to make money on the internet to make a living I think you can call 'em that. Now, if they leech on their parents I really can't agree with you.

>>5054873
those are freeters or whatever they are called.

they don't count.

>>5054858
I-its like I'm on the "Lesbian Vampire Killers" movie!

>>5054280
Also for a decent comparison she looks a bit like naoto from p4. Brown hair tho.

>>5054873
I make money off the government - not my parents and not the internet - and am a real hikki NEET, what about me?

Am I moe?

It can't be helped.

>>5054867
do not worry, you won't~

Actual lesbian here, it's hard to find fellow lesbians that aren't just girls who are "experimenting".

I don't want to be compared to other "lesbians" on here. I'm for real. I'd post my pic but I don't want to gross all of you out with my 3D face.

>>5054886
Hey, at least get the title right. It was "Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer".

jesus christ it's attack of the vagitarians in here!

>>hordes of actual lesbians ITT

Is /a/ invading us again?

>>5054903
Our faces are bad too. It is good that no one ever sees any of us. The consequences would be dire.

>>5054893
b-but what if I do? Am I moe enough for you, anon? would you take me - i-i mean if i happened to not that i did or am or something just i mean if i did maybe i was just wondering thats all just hypothetically thats all i mean

>>5054888
The government pays you to be a hikki?

>>5054918
Yes, because I'm mentally disabled according to the US government and the state of California.

>>5054910
No, I'm just pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Don't worry your pretty little head about it, ZUN-chan.

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numb cunts

I'm perturbed by this. I come back from a hiatus and /jp/ is suddenly full of people claiming to be lesbians! If that one anon who wants his sister to be a lesbian is still around, he has quite the selection now...

>>5054931
wwww
No wonder you were always making "so bad it's good" shitposts. You can't help it, being genuinely retarded.

Because I'm not a lesbian.

Then again, my track record shows no indications of being hetero, either. I hate being incredibly shy, I can't even remember the last time I talked to a guy who wasn't a professor. I'm so shy that it's not even moe, I just act like a bitch if someone insists on talking to me so they go away, and thanks to that pretty much everyone hates my guts.

/jp/ is my only friend. ;_;

>>5054949
It's mentally disabled in the way that I can't deal with things like going outside - not in the HURRRRR way.

>>5054916

>>>/rs/ANON_IS_NOT_FEMALE

>>5054931
How much did you beg and grovel to get on welfare, slut?

>>5054952

Its ok Hiki women or gender confused man,/jp/ is always here.

>>5054280
>>5054887
Here is my advice. Go to google, search for the words "Boyfriend destroyer" in your google search engine. The site you want should be the first result if your using google. Click on the link and do what it says. You won't regret it.

>>5054949
>wwww
CRAZY!

>>5054952
Pic related?

ITT: A game of pretend

>>5054952
>Because I'm not a lesbian.
This implies that the reason you don't have a girlfriend is that you don't swing that way. You probably wouldn't have a girlfriend even if you were a lesbian, as many posts before yours have shown.

>>5054967
One piece of paperwork and one psychiatrist visit. I'm not sure if that's what you were hoping for but that's all I did.

>>5054952
>Not sure if is a lesbian
You like cocks. Get out.

>>5054944
wwwww I don't want.

>>5054975
I wouldn't know, I don't watch shitty anime.

>>5054994
[x] Told
[ ] Told

>>5054994
....Working is really cute. I don't see why it is bad. I guess you are entitled to your own tastes, sorry if I offended you.

>>5054952
I'd talk to you even if you were mean to me. I'm shy though, so having anyone to talk to would be nice.

>>5055004
It was supposed to be a comedy. It's shit.

>>5054985
>You like cocks. Get out.

Did I make this a lesbian thread? O_o

>>5054979
I could easily get one if I went lesbo, my personality is just incredibly shitty.

I'm basically deredere, AKA a bitch. I like to think I'm like canon Alice, I even look like her except my hair is usually in a ponytail.

>>5054994
The guy didn't do anything to you, I hate women with senseless attitude like you. It is apparent why you have no one, and you deserve to be lonely slut.

>>5055016
>I'd talk to you even if you were mean to me.

maso

Sure is full of raging homosexuals playing pretend and ugly obese whale-women with mars-like crater-faces tonight.

>>5054985
nothing wrong with liking cocks.

>>5055024
no one cares about your 3D fem looks, anime yourself like me and then we'll talk.

>>5055028
oh you too?

>>5055028
>ugly obese whale-women with mars-like crater-faces tonight.
More like ugly obese whale-men in skirts. But that's /jp/ for you, you should be used to this by now. Faggots will be faggots.

>>5055028

>>5054839

>>5055028
I think it's time for you to go to bed.

>>5055024
This makes no sense.

>>5055025
Hahahaha! As if that weren't one of the most overused lines on boards filled with men. Come on! I'm often accused of being a misogynist, but at least I make broad generalizations that have a chance of being true!

>>5055016
I doubt that, better men than you have tried and failed miserably.

Some douchebag on the baseball team spent 4 years coming onto me in high school until I stopped thinking of excuses to get away from him and literally kicked him in the balls. He stopped after that, as did everyone else of both genders. My principal had a nice talk with me, though.

>>>/rs/THERE_ARE_NO_WOMEN_ON_THE_INTERNET!_JUST_A_BUNCH_OF_MAKE_BELIEVERS!

>>5055050
You are fat.

>>5055050
This just cries fat attention starved whale.

>>5055059
if there are no women where does /b/ get its tits?

>>5055071
man boobs

>>5055078
pussy?

>>5055071
They're shopped

I do have a girlfriend ;_;

>>5055057
>he's on the baseball team so he's better than anonymous

If any of you 'girls' are real girls, which you aren't, then it's no surprise why you're all single when you act like this.

>>5054935
>>No, I'm just pretending to be a girl on the internet. Don't worry your pretty little head about it, ZUN-chan.

Oh OK, I was getting a little worried there.

>>5055090
I'm only single cause 3D is FUCKING DISGUSTING!

>>5055083
tuck and tape anon tuck and tape

>>5055083
have YOU ever seen one?
neither has /b/

>>5055068
>>5055063
Try harder! I know you can do better than that!

Alright, nice thread /jp/, need to sleep now. I'm going to buy the green dragon keychain for that one girl I was talking about. Thanks for the advice that you never gave.

>>5055089
We're talking about ones that AREN'T a dakimakura/blowup doll.

>>5055090
I was simple implying he was athletic and therefore most likely more attractive than anyone posting on /jp/, much more someone trying to white knight me on /jp/.

>>5055105
god you are a fag.

oh well, good night, see ya tomorrow!

>>5055105
If you want actual advice don't be such a faggott next time

>>5055090
We like to think we aren't, but we probably are. Awful and typically female behavior sneaks out when we least expect it, and only later do we realize that we're just like them...

>>5055109
I was on a sports team too - and one of the best on it, I'm far from attractive. Your logic is bullshit.

>>5055109
So all you care about is looks? Typical whore.

>>5055105
/jp/ is the absolute worst place you could ask for relationship advice, so you should be grateful.

Any other little girls feel like cybering?

Our last session got pretty crazy, I had 5 orgasm in 30 seconds. Then ZUN barged in a broke it up.

>>5055105
My advice was in a spoiler

>>5055117
being good at sports... totally not moe.
currybutt ;_;

>>5055105
I hope you have a lot of sex!

>>5055110
>>5055113
つん～つん

>>5055119
Typical hypocrite.

>>5055092
You don't need to worry about me, I've been here since [before] the beginning.

>>5055109
>I was simple implying
Listen, bro, if you want to appear like an attractive female on a board like /jp/, you have to meet our standards.
That includes proper English.

>>5055120
close to worst but i'm sure /a/ and r9k could give us a run for our parents/welfare/non-existent money

>>5055119
Yep, just like you and the rest of /jp/.

You guys wouldn't go on about 3DPD and chase idealized 2D women if you didn't.

>>5055132
ya... i am

>>5055140
Perhaps they meant simple to allude to the fact that they are simple?

>>5055125
Don't worry, I was good in that I was one of the strongest on the team and as a lineman that's what makes you really good especially on defense where it makes it so you can get sacks easy - I actually didn't know a single play and got yelled at a lot for it and was always way off in the wrong place during practice.

Moe?

Lookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

You want to know why I don't have a girlfriend ? Then open this pic of me. Be warned though, graphic content involved.

>>5055150
hnnnnnnggggggg

>>5055150
haha ok maybe

>>5055140
It's 3AM and I'm tired, deal with it.

I would be asleep right now but my parents have company over and I need to use the toilet, but I'm too embarrassed to walk past them to get to the bathroom. Why they're still here at 3AM is beyond me but I'm about to piss myself at this rate.

>>5055158
I'd pretty much date you.

>>5055158
because you have skin?

>>5055162
>>5055159
hooray

>>5055168
They are waiting for you to go the fuck to sleep so they can all fuck, but you're ruining their night you asshole.

>>5055168
Uh oh, I know where this thread is headed.

>>5055168
I'm so confused about you, it's not even funny. I have really just no idea.

>>5055168
pee your pants and post pics.
im sure someone has a bed-wetting fetish?

>>5055168
I'd let you piss in my mouth if I was your boyfriend.

>>5055177
fuck lol

>>5055179
yeah, miles.

>>5055168
NEET is disgusting.
Good job, idiot, you destroyed that 'moe' female persona you put so much effort (not) into building.

>>5055186
u kno miles?! LMAO!

>>5055168
I'm the same way. I hate it when they have company over because then I'm obliged to go say hi to them even though I just want to take a shit or something and go back into my room.

>>5055178
...confused about what? That girls piss?

Oh god piss chat, time to close up shop!

>>5055194
no about how her having company or having to pee makes her unable to properly type.

>>5055189
>NEET

Who said I was a NEET? I'm home because spring semester just ended at my university.

>>5055199
How do you go to the university if you're afraid of going to your house's bathroom again?

>>5055198
Being incredibly tired and having to piss badly while listening to music is what is making my typing and train of thought terrible.

It's not that hard to understand, I don't know why you're confused.

>>5055204
very carefully

>>5055206
I'm confused because you seem like an idiot otherwise.
see >5055204

>>5055206
Because, judging from the internet, most lesbians have the IQ of a teapot.

>>5055204
I only go to classes for exams and don't talk to anybody.

Going to the bathroom while everyone can hear me is another story. I just can't do it when I know people can hear me, and I don't feel like being seen since I've spent the last few hours pretending I don't exist so they don't come to my room and talk to me.

My mom had her friend over as company once and she walked in on me in the bathroom while I was taking a shit. felt bad man

>>5055211
Aah, that seriously made me wwww.

>>5055214
I'm always listening in, guess you can't ever piss or shit again.

>>5055209
What?

Now I'm confused.

>>5055220
currybutt who r u, and how do u know miles? =o

>>5055214
Time to learn to pee in a jar!

>>5055214
MOE~

>>5055222
You're making up excuses for your low intellegence

>>5055214
Someone should setup spy cams and recorders in your bathroom and room then. Then upload it onto youtube for everyone to hear you piss.

>>5055227
I'm more moe!

When my head was getting to the point it is now - but wasn't there all the way yet (so before the 6 months of locking myself in my room) I wore pants, long sleeve shirt, sweater, and a hat so low that i could only see a couple inches infront of my toes when I went to classes - even in summer!

And I only went to one class and my time in my head was all fucked up so i'd get real close to passing out and my head would be bobbing around the whole time cuz i'd keep falling asleep for a moment over and over again.

/jp/ - CurryButt and random slut in the battle of attention whoring and moe points.

>>5055239
And now you're so fat you can't even see your toes.

>>5055248
Woah, Bear, are you a detective?

>>5055233
>intellegence

You're one to talk. If mistyping one letter puts my intelligence into question I guess that makes you just as dumb as me.

>>5055239
That's not Moe that's just creepy. Your creepy. Go away creepy tripfag.

>>5055246
And also a lot of frustration

>>5055246
Feel free to explain how I'm attention whoring when my name is Anonymous.

It's 3AM and I'm on /jp/ talking to diaperfags, I could do a lot better if I was really out for attention.

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/jp/ i am disappoint

>>5055258
and sexual confusion. please do not forget that

>>5055260
point conceded

>>5055256
How is it creepy? I just couldn't handle leaving my room without covering up as much of myself as possible so I'd feel safer.

>>5055260
You will have reached enlightenment when you realize that this is the only form of attention-whoring that you can pursue. It's best not to fight the label.

I broke up with her because she was a workaholic who made no time for me. ;_;

I have a boyfriend now, though. Shit is cash.

>>5055260
I would lick your pussy all day. I am not kidding.

>>5055262
Guess what.
No one gives a dick about your approval faggot.

>>5055268
The even in summer part was what made it creepy for me. At that point covering yourself becomes an obsession.

>>5055286
But I don't even have a cat.

>>5055297
But my head's really fucked up, I don't do it anymore but it was only a few weeks before I couldn't even go out of my room at all so obviously it was at a point where it was extremely bad. And I say 'even during summer' but really I only went out to that one class - which I only had twice a week...and I only went to it for about 3 weeks total before locking myself up.

Is it better in that case? ;_;

>>5055299
Ouch!

>>5055260
>It's 3AM and I'm on /jp/ talking to diaperfags, I could do a lot better if I was really out for attention.
instead you ARE here, congrats

am i moe

>>5055330
The teapot speaks once more.
This is why I stay away from other [people who pretend to be] lesbians.

>>5055344
you just keep telling urself that.

>>5055350
but it was a question, why would i tell myself a question

>>5055344
I-it's not like we want you t-to be moe...

ばか

>>5054296
No communication kills, so sit her down and ask her what's up, gently and nicely. Tell her you want to work through it and put things back to how they were in happy times, if this is truly what you want.
Three possible outcomes:
1.) She freaks or gets pointlessly mad and leaves/makes you fed enough to leave her. Psycho bitch gone from your life, yay.
2.) She is evasive and won't talk about it, in which case you have every right to cry foul and leave her, or cut her off for a while.
3.) She tells you, you guys part on good terms over irreconcilable differences or else find a way to fix it and good end.

Good luck.

>>5055330
At least I'm not a namefag.

>>5055355
why not

>>5055360
w-well its not like i want you guys t-to think I'm moe either!...but am I?

>this thread

Women are heartless monsters

>>5054415
Do it, that's a nice gift.

However, don't be creepy, don't wait around for her relationship situation to change like a fucking stalker, and don't act like she owes you for stuff that you gave her/did for her of your own volition. She's a friend, so treat her like a friend.

>>5055381
>greentext and a reaction image

You act like you're any better.

>>5055364
Cool response, Anon. Too bad that guy was a troll who already left two hours ago.

>>5055364
>>5055390
The guy already went to bed.

>>5055364
Oh wellz. I'm bored, gonna be advicefag for now.

Ask a bored psych major anything.

JANITORS!!!!!!!

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5053937!!

>>5055403
>wellz

>>5055405
We're coming!

>>5055405
I'M ON IT BOSS

>>5055403

Psych majors don't do shit. All they do is prescribe you drugs and preach to you how you should live life according to others.

sup /jp/