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>>5051328
I do like Jessica, though....

Yep. So?

Jesse is a bro, and Kanon being an actual trap is awesome. We have been over this.

I like her because she did the marisa cosplay.Thats about it.

Moon-kun?

If Battler was a girl, I think you guys would like him a lot more.

I like Jessica because I want to fuck her.

>>5051328
We'd be making a ton of FABULOUS jokes right now, actually.

If Kanon was a dude, I think you guys would like her alot more.

>>5051353
No i prefer a male battler.

>>5051348
Slut

If Jessica were a guy, instead of Dokkyun Heart she'd most likely play I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE by the Darkness.

>>5051367
An improvement methinks.

>>5051328
If it helps, we all like SHITSTORMING about Jessica....

>>5051365

>>5051367
CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL THE FEELINGS THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL

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God damn, male Jesse is one flamboyant bro.

>>5051353
Yes.

It would make the game of pretend aspect even more hilarious than it already is., true.

>>5051403
I swear, Jessica and Kanon better develop a love love tenkyo rainbow blast.

And we better get some goddamn yuri doujins, Japan. Also Rosa doujins too, shitty useless otaku.

>>5051417

wut if Beatrice was a gurl

If she was a dude she would be even more overshadowed by Kinzo, Rudolf and George.

>>5051417
Battler would get fucked in the ass.


Wait what

>>5051424
>Anyone being overshadowed by George, even in a delicious yandere female form

then she'd be a creeper.
and an emo faggot.
not that she's not already but still.

>>5051444
The fuck you just said nigga?

In other news, who do you think'll be the detective for episode 7, besides Battler?

I've pretty much lowered the possibilities to Eva, Jessica, and Gohda.

>>5051452
>emo
You misspelled sketchy.

>>5051328
Why is kanon wearing a skirt in this picture that isn't shannon's?

>>5051466
He's a girl in the picture. Genderbending rules allow for new threads, natch.

>>5051464
If it's Eva, well, I think we can safely say episode 7 is TEH REAL Rokkenjima.

If it's Jessica, well, that shit won't end well, but it will end AWESOMELY

If it's Gohda, then HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE COOKING WITH SHIROU ALL OVER AGAIN BUT ACTUALLY GOOD

>>5051510
If it's Gohda, I think we just agree that witches did it.

>>5051464
Illusionary Detective Hanyuu.

>>5051568
I think we're done with the mary-sues, actually. I hope so, at least.

>>5051464
Jessica might work, but I think Rudolf would make a cool Detective. He's basically got the same personality as Battler and I don't think he's an accomplice or anything.

I'd also like to see a Nanjo detective, but it's probably impossible.

>>5051568
Or Ange, that would work too.

Do you mean meta-meta-detective?

>>5051583
ORE WA JACKKU BOWA~

That'd be awesome, but I think this detective is the detective for the FINAL EPISODE(so far as Ryukushi implied in an interview, anyways).

I'm rather inclined to believe that it's either going to be Eva, Jessica, or George(Course, George old buddy ain't exactly a hero). Someone connected in a deeper way than Rudolf is.

>>5051581
Well, it occurred to me that a great way for Bern to troll Featherine would be to give her an objective viewpoint with complete freedom of movement, and then just have her stumble into every important conversation at the worst possible moment.

>>5051608
I can see it being Eva. George is...not exactly an ideal character, and whether you like Jessica or not, she's pretty much an idiot.

Eva is clever. Eva can use the power of her bitchiness to find the culprit.

Gohda as detective
First day
- spent half the day in the kitchen preparing
- Night time, showed up to introduce the menu, back to kitchen to prepare delicious breakfast that no one will ever get to eat

Second day
- Murders happen - No one eats; Gohda sad
- Goes to clean up the food with Kumasawa, gets killed on the second twilight and we finally discover who the culprit is

Come to think of it, maybe that's why Battler is qualify to be the detective, no one ever attacks him (besides EP3 Eva)...if he did get attacked, we would have known who's the culprit in one episode

>>5051637
>Jessica
>Idiot
See, I really dislike that. She's pretty perceptive, her theories on how Eva killed her parents and her theories on Kumasawa's involvement are very solid. Sure, she's not TOO book-smart(but not doing terribly in school either), but she'd be more or as competent as Battler.

>>5051660
Aka, incompetent till the plot tells us 'DID THE IMPOSSIBLE, THOUGHT THE UNTHINKABLE' offscreen

>>5051672
Such behavior is common in Umineko.

Damn, I love this series, but Ryu is really a hack.

>>5051638
Gohda doesn't love anyone. Why would he be killed in the second twilight?

>>5051672
Battler actually didn't become much smarter, it's just that he had another advantage over us beyond his plot relevant upgrade, Beato was SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT HE SHOULD HAVE REMEBERED BUT DIDN'T.

Think of Shiki and Kohaku's ribbon but way more easy mode. All Battler had to do was remember one stinking memory and everything else clicked.

>>5051693
...The fact it takes 4 and a half Meta episodes for that and is still off-screen ,makes the comment pointless.

>>5051689
Secret affair with Kumasawa

>>5051693
Battler was smart to begin with, he just refused to calm down and think till EP5

>>5051720
You do realize this is not helping your case, right?

>>5051705
Oh yes, he's dumb as a bunch of rocks.
But as for Jessica not being a good detective, she pretty much told Battler how to solve the mystery from the get-go.

1. DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC
2. SUSPECT EVERYONE

Battler's more than fine with point one, but it takes him 5 episodes to get to point 2. Idiot really didn't want to acknowledge his family's legacy of blood.

>>5051732
And that is why he is working for the witch now.

>>5051728
what case?

>>5051738
Dude fell in love with Beatrice, shit happens.
Ryukushi says he still doesn't believe in magic.
Kinda like a dude who gets fucked in the ass nightly and insists he's straight.

Ah, oh well, I made my point. Jessica would be a fine detective.

>>5051732
wanting to believe in his family doesn't determine if he is smart or dumb

>>5051752
>Kinda like a dude who gets fucked in the ass nightly and insists he's straight.
Brilliant analogy.

>>5051763
He's pretty dumb for not suspecting his family even after it's made rather clear that they have to be involved.

I like Battler, but his empathy is a weakness for him. And no, I don't think Erika is a good detective either, she's just as, if not more, dumb.

>>5051774

>>5051774
Why did I even bother to mouse over that spoiler?

>>5051787
Francis York Morgan should be the detective, IMO.

>>5051787
It has never been made clear until EP4 where Beato said it in red that there are no more than 17 people on the island

>>5051792
I'd fuck Lina.

>>5051813
Wouldn't we all? Sadly, none of us are ridiculously muscled sword swinging germans.

>>5051839
Fuck Lina
Marry Amelia
Kill that one retarded bitch that talks like she has Downs

>>5051848
Naga? Martina? You're going to have to be more specific here....

And yes, marrying Amelia is the best choice ever.

>>5051855
The stupid healer bitch that knows Gourry and the one that Rezo blew her town up in the first series.

Martina is kind of cute in an annoying way, and Naga has them titties. So they can stay alive.

I want to marry Amelia too.

>>5051871
Oh, Sylphiel. Yeah, no one likes her, and she kinda cockblocks Lina. Bitch should have joined her father.

>>5051874
Sorry, I already did. You an come visit sometimes if you keep your hands off her though.

>>5051878
Yeah, the only thing remotely good about her is her name, it sounds kind of cool somehow.

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>>5051899
Oh come on, Gourry isn't THAT stupid...

>>5051899
>Lina with large breasts
Not even in her dreams.

>>5051889

No, she's cool. Tell me you didn't think it was awesome about how she made Phibrizzo eat a second Dragona Slave in Next. Besides, how can she cockblock Lina? The poor girl hasn't a chance and she knows it, but since Lina is being a stubborn bitch 90% of the time, I say its only fair she tries to get a little. Plus, she did save the bitch's life in the first series.

Give her a break.