Aikido is a spiritual and physical practice which will center your mind and allow you to do great things, /jp/. I suggest you try it to gain strength and confidence.

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Anonymous Wed May 5 00:23:12 2010 No.5045694 [Reply] [Original]

Aikido is a spiritual and physical practice which will center your mind and allow you to do great things, /jp/. I suggest you try it to gain strength and confidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:24:12 2010 No.5045704 I can beat up Suigin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:24:12 2010 No.5045701 I killed a fire truck with akido once. Motherfucker didn't stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:25:12 2010 No.5045710 >>5045701 I am happy to hear of you journey, anon.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Wed May 5 00:26:12 2010 No.5045717 Fuck aikido.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:27:12 2010 No.5045722 Get out, aikido devs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:27:12 2010 No.5045723 My parents put me in Aikido, but then I found out my sensei taught from a defensive based school so I dropped out

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 00:27:12 2010 No.5045729 Judo's superior. seriously, my sensei can kill op's sensei with kataha jime.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Wed May 5 00:28:12 2010 No.5045731 >>5045723 Isn't aikido all about defense?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:28:12 2010 No.5045733 I dunno if taking up an art of hurting people is such a good idea for someone who wants to hurt people.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:29:12 2010 No.5045738 If an Akido master accidentally fell out of a plane without a parachute he could just utilize the energy of his descent to walk away unscathed. He'd reflect the ground or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:30:12 2010 No.5045750 >>5045738 If an Aikido master accidentally tripped and fell he would end up pushing the fucking planet back.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 00:48:12 2010 No.5045867
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Aikido is shyt, can't beat me an my chi ataks.

Suigin is a MAASTER of aikido and he cant evn tuch me wit dat shit so w/e enjoy ur gay wanabe playtime fightin but ull be in srs troubl when you run in2 me.

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Wed May 5 00:50:12 2010 No.5045875 aikido is for faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:50:12 2010 No.5045881 File: 16 KB, 229x183, 4542332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045867 >FISTS OF FURY >FISTS OF FURY >FISTS OF FURY >FISTS OF FURY >FISTS OF FURY >FISTS OF FURY >HAMMER OF MIGHT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:51:12 2010 No.5045884 >>5045875 Hey Milf, I haven't seen you at the dojo lately, what's going on?

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 00:51:12 2010 No.5045885 >>5045867 even if you can beat aikido, there's no chance that you can beat my judo sensei. my sensei is a 7th degree red/white belt and he killed many assasins that tried to take his head with kataha-jime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:51:12 2010 No.5045890 I'd like to see Aikido withstand the fury of my Seven Dragon Fist of Heaven attack.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:52:12 2010 No.5045899 File: 104 KB, 640x480, 1244173850947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045885 I'm honestly gonna have to go with CurryButt here, cause if Suigin couldn't beat him then no one can.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:53:12 2010 No.5045903 Aikido = /a/ BJJ = /b/ Judo = /jp/

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 00:53:12 2010 No.5045908 >>5045885 BET HE'S JUS SOM OLD FART NOW, OLD PPL CANT BEAT MY CHI NO MATER HOW STRONG THEY USED 2 BE im comin 2 ur dojo to fite w/ur sensei an ill prove chi is the strongest

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Wed May 5 00:54:12 2010 No.5045912 >>5045884 I don't go to dojos because I'm not a faggot FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:54:12 2010 No.5045915 File: 38 KB, 700x483, aikido-stenudd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045903 Bitch, please

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 00:55:12 2010 No.5045920 File: 7 KB, 184x184, hurr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045908 alright then, good luck coming to my sensei's dojo in the NAVY ACADEMY. and make sure to contact him first. he's busy teaching NAVY students.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:57:12 2010 No.5045933 i agree, if you have to go for something useful in teh real life, take judo over aikido, if you like wearing a hakama , just buy one. or go for kendo if you like safe competition and stinking.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 00:57:12 2010 No.5045934

>>5045920
Oh so he's stupid too, otehrwise he woudlnt b in THE MILITARY WAT A RETARD

i can ttly kill him, u know why? He depend on wepons and worse the navy? he just sits on a boat all day doin nohtin probably never even gotten shot at b4

what a newb. ill own him all day with my chi, and u kno wat, the whole navy can help him - guns and all, i dont care ill take down a battleship even if its blasting its canons @ me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:59:12 2010 No.5045940 >it's raining men.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:00:12 2010 No.5045943 >>5045940 it's bout to b rainin men's BODIES once im dun @ the navy academy he not evn in the real navy he workin @ a skewl what a newb

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 01:00:12 2010 No.5045947 File: 27 KB, 450x337, fuck off.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045934 oh i forgot to tell you. they're doing a 100% ID check at the entrance so bring your ID. thanks~.

>>	Self Proclaimed /a/ Hipster !h/CUNT/w0w Wed May 5 01:01:12 2010 No.5045950 >>5045934 man, I love you CurryButt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:02:12 2010 No.5045955 >>5045943 what the hell are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:02:12 2010 No.5045956 File: 35 KB, 377x527, aikidomasteroflust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

Anonymous Wed May 5 01:03:12 2010 No.5045958
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http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/b4fxh/a_guy_starts_to_flip_out_when_hes_not_allowed/c0kx8t7
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/b4fxh/a_guy_starts_to_flip_out_when_hes_not_allowed/c0kx67x

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:03:12 2010 No.5045961 File: 1.89 MB, 294x219, gifbinjudotrick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045915

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:05:12 2010 No.5045966
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>>5045947
i don nneed ur stupid entrance u kno why? im just gonna blast teh walls off the little kidy school 4 losers that cant git real jobz an smash ppls faces after i blow thru the walls wit my chi blasts

ur whol skewl is goin down, even teh janitor.

pic relatd - sumthin even stronger and badder then that is comin 4 u soon maple syrup boi

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 01:08:12 2010 No.5045976 File: 412 KB, 1280x1024, nice photoshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045966 >maple syrup boi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:08:12 2010 No.5045977 >>5045961 it's really the best auto-defence martial art, you don't have to break a jaw to immobilize someone ( i am talking to you karate/taekwondo fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:09:12 2010 No.5045984 >>5045966 is it for real /jp/?

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 01:12:12 2010 No.5046004 >>5045984 no >>5045977 is real. that guy's on drugs. i bet he'll get caught at the entrance screaming "CHI ATTACK SUPER FIRE FIST BAZOOKA!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:16:12 2010 No.5046021 >>5045966 never change

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:17:12 2010 No.5046029
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>>5045984
ya its real, hears the proff

>>5046004
see how he sayin it not real? he in that river u kno the 1 - called DE NILE ownd so hard jus now but not nearly as hard as im gon own ur face and ur navy acadmy.

hes so scared he tellin himself its fake an lys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:18:12 2010 No.5046037 ITT Maple still not getting the joke. Well done Currybutt ಠ3ಠ.

Anonymous Wed May 5 01:19:12 2010 No.5046044

>>5045958
The poster makes good points, but one should be advised to ignore anyone who speaks of kung fu as if it were a single style or as if it could be spoken of in a general sense... whether they speak for kung fu or against it.
Put wing chun, taiji, baguazhang, hsingyi, choy lee fut, chong chuan, etc etc and see how similar they look.

And, by the way, a beginner at wing chun or choy lee fut or hung gar would put an aikido guy flat on his back before he can say "ukemi."

Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed May 5 01:25:12 2010 No.5046078

>>5046029
oh my god.. so you're going to fight my sensei with a knife?
how intrepid are you.. that means that he'll use the knife counter technique, Ushiro-nagare.
He wont give you any chance to pray. when you realize it,
POOF
you're at gensokyo.
have fun at gensokyo.
brb fapping

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:32:12 2010 No.5046119

>>5046078
i dont use a nife its jus 4 show to scare ur lil sensei into a corner 4 my own amoosement

he gon b so scared pisin in the dojos corner an then u kno wat? im gon throw the nife away an chi smash him thru 8 brick walls and then he gona beg me 2 let him go on his little boat w/the navy as his crew and run away

he wont evr return 2 america wen im dun w/him

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:33:12 2010 No.5046122 File: 12 KB, 355x302, SakurazakiSetsuna21[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5045920 my Shinmei Ryu will rape ur NAVY

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:38:12 2010 No.5046160 >>5046119 yo sure tol him!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:43:12 2010 No.5046187 File: 61 KB, 467x605, s6d6sp19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If not for aikido then what about kenjutsu?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:46:12 2010 No.5046202 File: 32 KB, 500x332, omg-do-not-want.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5046119 after 2 years browsing this board, your the first i can't fucking read. i don't even want. DO NOT WANT.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:48:12 2010 No.5046209 >>5046187 you want to chip chop people in your local club?

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:53:12 2010 No.5046224

>>5046202
mayb if u wernt such a ignorant pisant ud b able 2 read it u kno but ur so stupid u shud join the navy an practise under that sensei of taht syrup kid mayb then ud b stronger

but sory i lyed u wudnt b shit stil id still smash u in sekonds u gon b cryin in ur bed 2nit cuz u just got owned

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 01:54:12 2010 No.5046231 >>5046224 they should change your name to "nerdbutt" LOL

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 01:55:12 2010 No.5046237 >>5046231 mor like i smash ur nerd butt dont u try startin shyt w/me man ull regret it ur hole life

>>	None !YAKUZAnobA Wed May 5 01:57:12 2010 No.5046247 >>5046231 you owned that fag hard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 02:03:12 2010 No.5046273 Aikido is fake as shit. Never seen anyone actually using it, all aikido videos are compliant drills, wtf. seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 02:05:12 2010 No.5046280 File: 2.68 MB, 350x185, 1244243542029.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Aikido

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 02:07:12 2010 No.5046287 >>5046247 man u beter not start ^ agin u yakuza newb u always fitin wit ur toys and wepons what a loser cant even use a real way 2 fite

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 02:11:12 2010 No.5046308 I do Judo 3 times a week, at first I was pretty scared, but now its actually incredibly fun.

>>	None !YAKUZAnobA Wed May 5 02:12:12 2010 No.5046310 >>5046287 u think i dont kno how 2 fite suny let me tell u iv bin learnin ＡＩＫＩＤＯ lessons from suigy so u betre watch out b4 u get owned by my combo yakuza prowes (highest rank yakuza) and aikido trainin

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 02:13:12 2010 No.5046319

>>5046310
no man u beter b lyin - u kno i just defeated suigin AGIN yesturday why u think lernin frum him gonna help u?

u think ur beter than sugin? w'ell see i suposs but u kno wat? even fi ur 100 tims stronger then suigui ill still take u out wit 1 chi blast per yakuza u send @ me, even if u all com @ 1ce.

None !YAKUZAnobA Wed May 5 02:17:12 2010 No.5046353

>>5046319
u thin any1 wil believe u can defeet an aikido mastr? lol chi cant even harm babies so i dout u cud even tuch me wen i start usin my yakuza moves

ull be compltly fukin decimated onc i bring out the big guns 2 so u dont even stand a chane kiddo

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Wed May 5 02:20:12 2010 No.5046374

>>5046353
ur 'big gunz' cant even do as much damag as my fists of fury wit my chi bringin tha power ^ by 800% when im not evn tryin

if i cant evn beat a babby w/my chi then gues wat? U must be even wors than a babby in a fight cuz im gona smash u so easy it not even gonna be a "fight" just a masacar so u just offended urself sayin ur wekaer then a babbies loser nurd yakuza babby

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 02:21:12 2010 No.5046385 It's always a party with currybutt!

>>	Suigin !mercury/qA Wed May 5 07:30:12 2010 No.5047909 heh the only reason why currybutt is posting this is because i was sleeping and not beating his nerd ass again

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