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5045417 No.5045417 [Reply] [Original]

If you could shit on the floor with absolutely zero consequences, would you do it?

I assume it's the only thing stopping you from doing it.

>> No.5045432

I consider having shit on my floor a consequence.

>> No.5045429
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5045429

Well if I'm a NEET, no. BUT I'm not so i would think that would be nice! Also, EIRIN! EIRIN! HELP ME! EIRIN

>> No.5045445

With the right mirror placement, I can shit in the bathroom while browsing /jp/, so I have no need to.

>> No.5045448

The smell for one, and the possibility I may step in my own shit.

>> No.5045455

What the fuck are you talking about? There's shit on the floor. That's a consequence. What, do you mean no one KNOWS I shit on the floor? You mean if I didn't have to deal with the fact that I shit on a floor, like I shat in someone else's house, left, and no one knew I did it?

Or are you referring to the more abstract concept of "you shit on the floor, yet the world moved on as if I had not shit on the floor, for there was no way anyone or anything could tell that I shit on the floor"? Or, indeed, IS there even shit on the floor? A natural progression of shit being on a floor is dealing with the vile odor, yet your scenario suggests that even this most obvious of consequences does not exist. This suggests that there is, in fact, no shit on the floor at all, or if there is, there is no definable start or end to the shit on the floor. We may ALL be shitting on the floor, yet because there are no consequences (and hence no way to tell), we would never even know

TLDR: Your scenario is dumb

>> No.5045462

no it seems dirty but i just became a neet a year ago so itt may take time

>> No.5045468

He's saying that if the shit did not smell, was not disgusting and disappeared the moment it came out.

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5045483

>>5045417

>> No.5045506

You mean like, if I had a hole in my floor where I could shit in?

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5045513

>>5045468
So basically.

'Would you shit on the floor if you didn't shit on the floor?'

...How do I answer this?

>> No.5045543

>>5045455
I mean nobody would force you to clean it up or punish you for doing it.

The smell is hardly a bad thing, it's just shit, which is nothing but natural organic matter that passed through your body.

Unless you think your body is disgusting your shit is fine to smell or step on, it's just shit.

>> No.5045566

>>5045543
Well, that's like, your opinion man..

>> No.5045575

>>5045566
it smells like shit

>> No.5045573

I would do it in an instant if my parents didn't force me to clean it up.

>> No.5046002

>>5045575
There you go generalizing and stereotyping yet again.

Not all shit smells or tastes like shit.

I bet you're also one of those racists defending the immigration law in Arizona.

>> No.5046026

>>5046002
Arizona laws fucking own.

>> No.5046054

>>5046026
Racist piece of shit.

>> No.5046065

>>5045543

A body is disgusting. I mean, just look at all the /jp/ers who hate average-looking women with clothes on with no shit on the floor. Anything that comes out of your body is organic. It smells bad and if it doesn't right now it will later. It leaves stains and damages materials. It attracts flies and others unsightly critters.

Go ahead and justify that with "Oh, it's just part of your body and perfectly natural."

BTW, nothing wrong with less mexiniggers in our country, legal or not.

>> No.5046072

>>5046054
>says that shit is totally fine and natural
>calls racist "shit"
>racist is perfectly fine and natural

>> No.5046085

No. In before this discussion becomes symbolic for some other issue/argument.

>> No.5046100

>>5046085
Too late, it's already about immigration laws.

It was an obvious turn.

>> No.5046103

>>5046065

Yes to everything here

>> No.5046375

No, I have enough cats to do it for me.

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