/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if 110 lbs is fat then om okay with that hun

reported for ancient copy pasta with no otaku content.

ok john i think you went a little overboard with this, i mean what's wrong with people who do nothing but enjoy their time doing what they want'? i think you are just jealous because we are all happy and you have to work your ass off all day to pay your gifts for your girlfriend, u mad bitch???
also im not a virgin i lost my virginity a few days ago thanks for listening

This thread seems oddly familiar...

>>5043119
why do you reply to copy pasta you dumb ass

he just wants us all to be "guidos"

having sex with your self is also sex so jokes on you i guess!!

>>5043119
T + R + O + LLED

>>5043126
I don't think you know suigin

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

Johnni-kun~

Konnichiwa

My name is Ramendaisuki, and I love Konata. blah blah blah.

>>5043143
i don't think you know me, talk to me again and you'll face the wrath of the yakuzas

>>5043147
Nutbladder.....reaching.....critical mass.
Thank you....for....the.....pineapple salad.

Yo Buddies!

The name's Larry Foulke, better known as Solo Wing Pixy, and I think all of you are bros. Even though you may not be fighting against the Belkan aggression like I am, I think it's only fair that everyone has the right to choose their own path.

Don't be a stranger! Fight for your beliefs! Even if the boundaries of the world hold you back, there's nothing that can stop you. So what are you waiting for? Get out and do something awesome! Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wingman

Hey Faggots,

My name is Rance, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Hannys who spend every second of their day having fun. You are everything bad in JAPAN. Honestly, have any of you ever captured any territories? I mean, I guess it's fun having fun all the time, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than declaring war on Takeda, Tokugawa, and Uesugi, all at the same time.

Don't be a monkey. Just hit me with your best four-general blitz. I'm pretty much invincible. I was captain of my own unit, and I started my own empire. What do you do, other than debate on what is moe and what isn't? I also get sat bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just healed me; Shit was SO automatic). You are all dumbasses who should just keep having fun. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO(KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>5043199
I love this one

Hey Toys,

I am the cruel Witch of Miracles, and I don't care about every single one of you. All of you are disposable toys who should spend every second of their day amusing me. You are everything mediocre in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever got anything interesting to do? I mean, I guess it's fun watching useless toys turn into grounded meat, but it's pretty boring after the first few time. This is even worse than quitting a somewhat interesting game right when it was getting fun.

Don't be a burger. Just hit me with your best antics. I pretty much don't care otherwise. I was the winner of a hundred Kakera, and miracle of my universe. What Kakera have you beaten, other than "get kill by a witch"? I also never lose, and have a pop, cute, exciting toy (She just gave me a marshmallow bath; Shit was SO cash). You are all toys who should just kill yourselves. Or else keep me amused ok.

Pic Related: It's me and my favorite toy

>>5043227
...Underwhelming.

>>5043189
>I guess it's fun having fun all the time

derp

>>5043189

She's not my girlfriend!

Hey Faggots,

My name is CurryButt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are shitty, scrub-tier, Neros who spend every second of their day shitting out crocodiles, sharks, and deer. You are everything bad in the world of meltan. Honestly, have any of you ever played in a real tourney? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own shitty playing, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than using Nanaya and jc'ing the whole round.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best arc drive. I'm pretty much perfect. I get first place in all the biggest meltan tournaments, and only get perfects. What tourneys do you play in, other than "jack off together at a con and call it a competition"? I also kick ass at every other fighting game, and have a banging hot gamepad (I just 214c'd some scrub; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>5043189
>I was captain of my own unit, and I started my own empire.
>She just healed me; Shit was SO automatic

hah

>>5043227
>"get kill by a witch"

>>5043111
The only faggot who fell for it.

I pity you.

>>5043255
>"get kill by a witch"

Wow, the asspain emitting from this thread is palpable. Be honest, you're all just mad that Jonesy's cock is bigger than yours. Let's review:

He's an accomplished programmer, he has a gang of #bun cronies at his disposal, and he has a lot of influence around here. Plus he has multiple bots and homosexual e-stalkers that love him for who he is such as Sion and Bawson. And unlike other tripfriends such as ZUN!bar, VDZ, and White Ren, Jones used to have a girlfriend. A virgin girlfriend. (Or 'was' a virgin before Jones got done with her.) Oh and did I mention the fact that he cheated on her? Don't be a stranger. Just hit him with your best shot.

Pic Related: It's his bitch and her fish.

>>5043227
>Don't be a burger
>"Get kill by a witch"

>>5043321
Where's my Boof copypasta?

>>5043103
You forgot the part where that's as good as your life is ever going to get.

This is a better picture for OP though

>>5043382
How is it even possible that Italians are part of the white race. How disturbing.