/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You haven't spent much time here on the Internet, have you?

I'm okay with NTR

You ARE the random faceless guy. Self-insert nonsense and the like.

QUALITY!

>>5033751
How can I be 50 people at once?

I get somewhat upset. Luckily there isn't much porn of my waifu. I can't even remember the last time I saw any.

I get more upset about Touhou het.
Be it Rinnosuke or faceless males, I raeg.

When will you all learn that the Touhous don't need any males or any of their disgusting male bodyparts ;_;

>>5033728
H + T p : // a t . k | M m ó @ . $ E /

>>5033756
By being Multiple-Man, of course.

>>5033763

Am I the only one who thinks both dicks AND vaginas look absolutely disgusting?

>>5033763
durr yurifag.

>>5033773
I think dicks look better than vaginas.

>>5033778
Purest form of love.

>>5033763
I hate purefags.

I REALLY hate purefags.

>>5033786
Dicks are ugly, disgusting, smelly, and obscene things only perverted boys have

Men in the human village fuck your Touhous regularly.

>>5033794
>ugly, disgusting, smelly

A vagina certainly is none of these!

>>5033794
Christ, what did dicks ever do to you? I just said I liked them, no need to get frustrated.

>>5033811
Dicks raped my mother

>>5033794
>insulting dicks

What a worthwhile topic for discussion! I will post with all my heart about this infantile subject in what is certainly not a pathetic troll thread.

>>5033795
ffffffffffff they ruined kannagi forever, and now no cute girls animu can have a real relationship.

>>5033729
There are only 3 or 4 pictures on the internet with my waifu getting fucked by faceless guys. It does make me angry somewhat but at the same time I'm proud that there is so little rape or faceless guy porn of my waifu.

>>5033795
>>5033840
That's because you are either a normalfags or a sluts. In either of these cases it is advised you leave /jp/.

>>5033806
I prefer to think of it as 'My touhou fucks men in the human village regularly.' It's a difference in context.

>>5033763
Spoilers, this will blow your mind FOREVER
you have disgusting male bodyparts too

>>5033850
That's a great internet comeback. Since there are no girls and all.

>>5033850
I hide it as much as I can.

>>5033795
Can you blame them. After reading those articles about women cheating on their husbands and forcing them to raise children that aren't theirs I can understand where the purity ideal comes from.

>>5033845
There's probably more. You just loathe looking for them.

>>5033867
THESE ARE PIECES OF PAPER, YOU FUCKING MONGREL.

>>5033847
As a yurifag I am surprisingly okay with het sex. It's the het romance that puts me off. At least as long as we're talking about Touhou.

However, for me, het romance in Touhou just feels forced and off. It's like you're ruining a tradition, and all while trying to create something substitutable that doesn't exist.

>>5033867
You mean shit like this?

Yeah, I've sworn off women, and I don't love the cock enough to be gay either.

>>5033876
>THESE ARE PIECES OF PAPER
You obviously don't belong here.

>>5033882
>feels forced
>forgot that Marisa and Reimu had het parents
>Marisa is the best friend of a man
It only feels forced if you think it's forced. It's only as forced as your non-het romance bullshit. Fucking shippers.

>>5033847
Whoa, that's a pretty slutty face. I like it.

I like my yuri to full of warmth, love, gentle gasps, and soft, long kisses.

I like my futa to have someone dominating the other. I don't care which.

I like my straight sex to involve rape.

>>5033891
No, I'm talking about this
http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Little_secret_14DEC02.aspx

and this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-bigge
st-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html

>>5033902
Everyone has 'het parents', dumbshit.

Het romance in Touhou tends to feel forced because doujin writers write self-inserts and there's generally a good reason why they don't have relationships with real women.

>>5033902
This is 4chan and all, yet I am going to try to clarify my point.

I meant it in the sense that you barely encounter any men in the actual canon. Shippers can force things, yes, but introducing OC's or throwing Touhou no.47 at Rinnosuke is in no way less forced.

>Marisa is the best friend of a man
I might just call citation needed on this, because this is the first time yet I've heard this. They are childhood friends, but BEST friends?

Vaginas are fucking disgusting. Dicks are more aesthetically pleasing, but I am only midly sexually attracted to them. I like almost every other part of women, though.

The love between two girls is the only pure love, though, so I guess it doesn't matter which genitalia I prefer.

Purefags, please off yourselves.

>>5033891
.......holy fucking shit. Is this real? Really real?

To hell with marriage and women.

>>5033931
oh lawd, not meeting men in actual canon =/= they want to fuck each other hard

it's the same as shipping bullshit, het or no het

>>5033938
Enjoy our sluts and child support, friend.

>>5033952
>your*

>>5033947
>not meeting men in actual canon =/= they want to fuck each other hard

This was never claimed. All that was claimed was that romantic het in Touhou tends to feel forced because canonically there are barely no males.

>>5033944
real in 3D.

>>5033944
You'd probably like that story about the man who got a vasectomy, but never told his girlfriend. Eventually she ended up pregnant from someone else and tried to get him to raise the child. I can't seem to find it, though.

>>5033938
I hope you like STDs, being cuckolded and raising someone else's child because that is all 3D women will ever give you.

>>5034003
Thanks. Saved for future use.

>>5033988

This whole marriage/real-life sucks thing is just as much for the males as the females. And shit happens everywhere, not just in relationships.

I'm sorry, but it's the sad truth /jp/.

>>5034005
Here, might as well have the whole set

>>5033968
Huh? But that also works for the Touhous with each other. You don't just say friends want to fuck each other in real life. And even then, the men do exist in Gensokyo.

It's like having a beautiful secretary. You see her all the time, but you don't know if in her life outside work, she's getting railed hard by her boyfriend at night.

h + t p : // á T . k | M M Ò @ . 5 3 /

>>5034010
>>5033947

>>5034026

Reported for waifu bullshit from /a/

>>5034020
Thanks

well personally, i see the faceless guys as "future me" or "future me and my future freinds" or something like that so i don't care that much.
also, yuri banzai.

>>5034020
That one is too obviously fake.

>>5034026
sauce on this or is it just a single picture?

>>5034003
Read this before, good story.
>>5034020
I am now totally fucking Zen.

>>5034056
You gotta love them disco-light Byakuren's got set up there.

>>5034029 reimu being straight.png)

>>5034009
>This whole marriage/real-life sucks thing is just as much for the males as the females.
See
>>5033925
Women cheat more than men but they are better liars so get caught less often.

I don't give a damn if they get fucked by random faceless guys or any guys at all. That shouldn't matter.

What I hate is if they get real bad ends in the doujins. And no, fucking with men isn't a bad end, retard.

>>5034070

>>5034070
Remilia is adorable~

>>5034003
My god this is just GENIOUS!

>>5034078

IN GENSOKYO THERE IS NO MEN... JUST LESBIANS.

>>5034097
Except... there are men in Gensokyo. A lot of them.

>>5034091
Don't worry, Kourin will take care of the pain.

>>5034109
Magic men?

I think not.

>>5033729
I liked this pic better in the "what's the strangest place you've fapped" thread

>>5034115
（罪）

>>5033925
All right, that's it. I have no more interest whatsoever in having a relationship with a real woman. I didn't want one before, but I was open to the idea if I met someone, but fuck that. I'll just be alone.

Aren't most Touhous really old.
Then shouldn't they have old school morals.
Inother words, in Gensokyo there is no sex before marriage.

>>5034149

So kinda like a Touhou-style backwards version of your own rule of "no question marks after questions"?

Thank Jesus I'm asexual.

Is cuddling still ok?

>>5034213
Fuck yes, Master-Race.

This thread was a good expirience to me.

>>5034213
Why are you on /jp/?

Yes, I am disappointed.


Why can't everyone just be friends without the sex.

>>5034298
Because we a fucking life forms....

And do you know what all life froms do?
They have sex to reproduce... Its like a Law of Nature... Its men's primary mission.

I do not have a touhou waifu.

Do i win, /jp/?

>>5034268
what? I have to be sexual to be here? i can browse this board in content without feeling wanton lust for every pic of a toohoo posted.

>>5034327
>Because we a fucking life forms....

Before that, i started reading the whole thing in a mafia voice.

>>5033729
Nope. It's good fapping material.

Sometimes.
I can usually fap to it, but it really stings sometimes. Must be building up or something...

I'm ok with mild NTR, but the seriously hardcore stuff like the Gurren Lagann victim girls is just too much for me.

>>5034213

*brofists*

Fellow asexual anon here!

>>5035040
There was NTR in that?

>>5035040
Seeing a 2D girl you like having sex with guys is not NTR. Otherwise pretty much every eroge would be NTR.

I can stand seeing my waifus getting fucked/raped by faceless males. I'll fap to it, if its good enough, which it usually isn't.
But oh man, if there's just a HINT of mind-break...