/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tako Bell has burgers that are pretty good.
There was a time when I used to eat a dozen of those for a meal.

Jolibee burgers are small enough to moely hold and eat. But they taste like shit so there's that...

Arc sucks

JESUS CHRIST

I cannot believe that people think like this.

I hope you have a fast metabolism.

>thereby breaking dual handed cupping grip

Do people really eat like that? Wouldn't everyone stare at you?

Please keep us updated on the results of your research.

>>5026335

>>5026375

/jp/ eats at home...

Burger control, not so good.

>>5026335
>>5026375

Wouldn't In and Out have a good burger for moe Arc eating action?

Deep fried hamburger

Cal has superior burger control.

>>5026446
Inferior human can't produce moe.

>>5026517

Before looking elsewhere, trust it to onee-sama to pass on the proper traditions concerning sandwhiches eaten without knives or forks.

>>5026517
She's on par with servants.

I've seen little girls eat like that. I wished to HNNNNNGH but everyone would look at me funny at Mcdonalds...

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

it's called a paragraph, bro

but this scientific effort is appreciated nonetheless

/k/ has trigger discipline.
/jp/ has burger discipline.

>>5026517
Faggot with shit taste

I'm glad we have dedicated burgerticians

>>5026354
PINOY?

>>5026632

Just live in an area with a shitload of flips around.

How is this even cute in real life?

>>5026890
Hamburgers are pretty gross american produced crap

As you may suspect I usually don't eat junk food.

>>5026913
Eat a home-made hamburger.

Discover heaven in a bun.

>>5026890

Protip:Its not

I think that it's actually THE GIRL herself that makes the action of eating the burger moe, and not the burger.

But then again, I guess you could apply that same logic to things like school swimsuits and maid costumes. Is the costume itself what's moe, or is it the girl wearing it? I think the same thing applies here, mostly because a fat or ugly girl could wear a school swimsuit or a maid costume, and it'd be gross. (unless of course you like that sort of thing.)

What does /jp/ think?

>>5026354
>Jollibee
Chicken + Spaghetti is the only way to go.

>>5026959
The burger/swimsuit/costume is a catalyst that unlocks the true moe potential of the girl.

>>5026335

I suddenly pictured some obese weeaboo girl with one of those cat ear hairband things in burger king with her extremely skinny nerd boyfriend watching her trying to eat a burger like this in an attempt to be cute while asking him "Am I kawaii?".

And it makes me mad.

>>5027047
More than a catalyst, I think it's a multiplier. Say some girl has a moe level of 800 uguu~ (SI unit for moe. ) Should she wear a swimsuit, this would be multiplied by three to 2400 uguu~. Add obvious embrassment and a blushing face, which further multiplies this by 4, reaching 9600 uguu~, and it stacks like that

>>5027097
uguu~ is not moe. it never was and it never will be. its a failed, desperate attempt at moe.

just finished eating a big mac before i read this thread, ill remember this however

The burger is a tool to enhance moe. The burger itself isn't very moe. It's greasy and sloppy. But paired with a waifish, moe moe girl, the burger's inherent grease and dirtiness enhance the girl's moe factor.

It's not the girl or the burger or the clothes that's moe.

It's the fast metabolism.

Have some brown skin moe.

>>5027097
Is that metric or standard uguu~?
Why not just make it .8kug?

>>5027195
Metric, of course. I said SI units.

is Burger Control a meme?

>>5026446
Three burgers at once, that is masterful burger control.

I remember this from when /jp/ was first created.

The standard metric unit of moe can be measured by how much moe it takes until you HNNNNNNNG; the so called "so moe, I'm gonna die" threshold.

Tsundere can be used as a frame of reference because of its common feature in moe works. As is often the case, a single tsundere can make someone HNNNNNNNG given certain circumstances, which can be taken to be unity for the calculations to be easy.

So the standard unit of moe is the Td, short for Tsundere.

Using the OP's example, it could take 1 Td to be fatal, but because moe is relative, Special Moe Relatively has to be taken into account. This can be measured by how much affection one has for something giving off moe, and can be calculated by the equation A = mt/c^2, where A is affection, m is moe (measured in Td), t is time (measured in seconds) spent with the character, and c is the speed of light.

So even if a character had a large value of moe (Td), if the time t is relatively small, c^2 will dominate, leaving the value of A relatively small as well, and a given person would be able to avoid death by HNNNNG.

I eat my burgers with chopsticks.

THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.
THE ONLY GOOD BURGER IS AN ABERDEEN ANGUS.

>>5027518
and add some cheese and onion with a topping of brown sauce, of course :)

Sage for burgers

What the fuck is burger control?

>>5027469
I am amused.

I could really go for a greasy cheese burger right now. A thick slice of raw onion, some kind of fattening special sauce, pickles, generous amounts of cheese, perhaps bacon on a nice large bun. Yes. That seems like it would do me well right now. Forget burger control.

>>5029798
Your ability to adjust your grip on your burger as you eat it.

HAMBURGER?

>>5029839
And yes, I am American.

Not fat though, surprisingly. I do get random sharp aches in my torso though.