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i dont think you had sex, enjoy your hand.

i dont think you had hand, enjoy your sex.

>>5027085
I would have enjoyed my hand more, honestly. It was so awkward. Nothing like my hentai collection.

What positions did you try Anon and how did it feel?

You don't belong here.

I know the feeling.

Now stop that nonsense and enjoy your hand while watching 2D.

>>5027096
>Nothing like my hentai collection.
That's probably it right there. It was consensual? No wonder you feel violated.

3dpd
I wouldnt consider touching a 3d female especially since they're all conceited bitches with rape fetishes

was it someone you loved

But you're a yukkuri, you're suppose to be dirty and be violated.

Also you don't have hands.

>>5027103
I figured missionary would be a safe bet so we went with that. But it didn't really feel as good as I thought it would be and like I said, it felt really awkward. I think it was awkward for her too but I feel disgusted with myself now.

You were warned.
Leave this place and never return.

Was this recent?

If so, drink yourself to death. You'll forget it ever happened.

I am conflicted, OP.

Normally I would tell you to fuck off back to your high-fiving 3DPD-fucking friends but you're also obviously cognizant of what you've become.

I'd say fuck off just to be on the safe side.

>>5027129
Fuck you man!
Fuck you!!!!!!!

>>5027136
Yeah, it was earlier today.

Come to think of it, scotch does sound good right now.

>>5027127
You arent allowed to be on /jp/ anymore
You're now below us

if it wasn't with someone you loved you did it wrong and you are a complete fuckface

ｍｏｔｈｅｒ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｎｏｒｍａｌｆａｇ！！　ｇｅｔ　ｏｕｔ！

>>5027144
Take all the money out of your bank account, wallet, anything you store money in.

Buy as much scotch as you can.

Drink it all.

>>5027151
That was kinda why I did it in the first place, I guess if you define 'love' as 'someone whose feelings you care about'. I wouldn't say I didn't want it, I was kind of curious, but she was the one who wanted it most I think.

It's the same thing with kisses, etc. If there's no real love, there's no pleasure. And then you regret what you did for the rest of your life.

I know, 3DPD. But maybe this comment will help some /jp/ anon, in the future. Learn with our mistakes.
;_;

Can't get more awkward than people visiting your house.

oh god.. how could such a thing happen to you op?..

Is this the same dude that reposted popular threads from /vab/ on /jp/ to troll?

>>5027163
oh well
I guess most people wouldnt resist that kind of curiousity

at least you didn't pay for a whore

>>5027178
he couldnt cus your mom was busy

>>5027178
I suppose that's one way of looking at it. That would have been unimaginably more awkward, if she was a complete stranger doing it for the money.

>>5027190
You're running out of time.

Drink and forget.

>>5027190
It's worse if you know them. You will eventually stop talking to said person/friend, and feel like you were used/abused.

>>5027196
I don't know if it will work though. If I drink enough that I wake up in the hospital or on the street then I'll remember what happened and it'll all come back to me again. But if I don't drink it'll stick with me anyway. I've been thinking about it all day as it is.

>>5027209
Nah, drink anyway. I guarentee you will forget. Or die.

Surely both are a sweet release.

>>5027151
there is no such thing as love
love is as real as unicorns

>>5027218
I guess dying would work but then I wouldn't have 2D either. I'm fairly certain losing the memory isn't worth losing my 2D as well.

How did you know her? How did this situation come about?

>>5027224
If you die, you go to Gensokyo and become 2D.

Hey, at least you can troll /jp/ more effectively now.

>>5027222
Chemicals in your brain are real bro
Prove me wrong

you know I once had a nightmare where a woman forced herself on me,
wasn't something i could talk to people about though

>>5027225
I knew her in school--she was nerdy but not like a yaoi fan or whatever (she doesn't know I'm into 2D) and we kinda just stayed in touch when we graduated. We ended up dating and earlier in the morning we had sex.

I don't have bitches hanging off my cock or anything, I just don't think she knows anyone else.

Enjoy the baby.

>>5027229
... after 500 years.

>>5027229
See I've always hoped this was true but I'm not really comfortable enough with that pseudo-belief that I want to test it.

>>5027242
well there is the possibility she exploited you
you know to get confidence
so she can approach guys afterwards

>>5027254
I don't doubt that she'll move on from me, but what's bothering me is this dirty feeling. I figured I was already comfortable with that thought but apparently I'm not.

>>5027251

did anyone else, for a brief second, think the scroll said "JEWISH CHAMELEON" and do a double take?

>>5027251
its not something you can avoid anyway
sooner or later you are going to die

>>5027262
Well...
I see it now.

>>5027266
I know, but I can carry on archiving and organizing my art and playing VNs and doujin games for a good 50-60 years or so before I start getting close to being potentially unable to do those things.

>>5027266
Might as well try now.

>>5027262
Can't unsee.

>>5027266
>>5027273

>>5027251

I see.

Was she a virgin?

>>5027081
>>5027127
Shut up and impregnate her tomorrow, it's your duty to leave offsprings behind, so do your job properly and cum multiple times.

>>5027289
No, but I didn't ask her about it.

>>5027222
haha you have never been in love

wow this is just... sad.

Killing yourself because you had sex? Seriously?

Liking 2D better than 3D or not, do you feel dirty when you jack off? When you piss? When you take a crap, does the fact that poop has traveled out of your ass make you want to die?

Sex is just a natural body function, and it's nothing really to be ashamed of. Just think of it this way, instead of using your hand to masturbate, a girl let you use her real live onahole to fap.

>>5027300
You'll note that I'm not agreeing with the idea of killing myself over it.

And no, I don't feel dirty when I do those things, which is why I would probably have preferred my hand.

>>5027300
he was violated
don't trivialize the ordeal

>>5027222
>Implying unicorns aren't real.

>>5027312
why resort to /v/ memes?
you could have easily said
"sir you comparison of unicorns as a way to emphasize the non existence of something is flawed, as unicorns do in fact exist."

>>5027323
>"Sir, your comparison of unicorns as a way to emphasize the non-existence of something is flawed, as unicorns do, in fact, exist."
>intelligent discussion
Mirror /jp/.

I want your /jp/ membership card on my desk by the end of the day.

>>5027289
（笑）

>>5027309

well, good. If you were actually thinking about offing yourself over this, I would weep for humanity.

>>5027310

I'm not trivializing the ordeal, the first time you have real sex is usually a total mindfuck- even for so called "normalfags" ... hell, this is probably revealing too much but when I first had sex with 3DPD I literally could not cum. At all. I could get hard, but despite her quite vigorous and repeated attempts, not a drop. Was that awkward? Hell yeah! Did I feel weird as shit afterwards? Absolutely. This is pretty much universal.

TL;DR what I'm trying to say here is that it's normal to feel strange after engaging in real sex for the first time. Also, don't think you've condemned yourself to a life of 3D only or 2D only- it's not really a "decision branch" like that.

>I feel so dirty and violated.
Condoms tend to do this on you. You should do this a few times without and it'll feel much better.

OP, was this your first time?

The first time is almost always awkward.

Since you're no longer pure, you know, theres nothing to lose by doing it again. Maybe the second time will be more rewarding. Perhaps you could go on to fall in real love with this girl.

So you did something you regret. Make something good of it. I don't know your relationship with the girl, but maybe you could make her your girlfriend/lover?

Just try to stay positive.

>>5027347
Eh, well...

>>5027343
I guess that's true. That's what I've always been told, at any rate. But I figured I'd at least feel a little less awkward afterwards. I know it's supposed to be awkward during but I still feel all emo about something as mundane (?) as getting laid. It's depressing.

>>5027343
Fascinating. Now go back to /r9k/.

>>5027222
b-but unicorns ARE real!

>>5027358
Make a decision now.

Will you off yourself over this or live on? I suggest you take a few weeks off and spend time with your hand. Could help.

>>5027333
>I want your /jp/ membership card on my desk by the end of the day.

you are no longer pure OP
you disgust me

>>5027333

M-m-my Amoerican express!!!

>>5027376
I drank something earlier to help with the nerves and I had a drink just now, but I really don't feel like drinking enough to die. If I couldn't take bad feelings I certainly wouldn't still be here. I guess I started this thread because I'm mostly confused as to the hype about something which left me feeling so dirty.

>>5027363

the fuck? I've never been to /r9k/, is that supposed to be some sort of insult?

Turn your life around and use your terrible experience to write a book and help influence others to not make the mistake you did.

Hell, you could be a pro-celibacy inspirational speaker and get hired to speak at schools and stuff.

>>5027414
Hmm. I never really thought about that before.

Although I did think immediately afterwards "I don't think I'd have any problems being celibate now."

>>5027414
You need a degree for that.

>>5027414

Yes, and make a power point:

3D:
-pig disgusting
-not worth it
-bitches and whores
-buy figs instead

(zooming clipart)

>>5027403
depend on how you look at it,
/r9k/ became notorious for being some sort of magnet for normalfags to talk about sex and relationships.
so he's either calling you a normalfag
or suggesting that your input would be better appreciated in /r9k/
or both

>>5027428
nah man.

I remember I went to public school and we had this one bitch come in and it was supposed to be a gried conseling session for this one kid who died and they were getting us all together to talk about death.

Be aware this was grades 9-12 all in the auditorium together.

And it starts off innocent enough but then the bitch goes into this long speech all about 'pizza love' and how you dont want someone who only loves you temporarily because that's like loving someone like you love a pizza, where you only want them when you're hungry. She also bitched about how she lost her virginity and regretted it and turned her life around in regards to sex.

Theres no way that dumb bitch had a degree. Our superintendant was pretty upset afterwards because she was supposed to be a grief counselor.

If you really don't want a degree but want to get into inspirational speaking. maybe join a church and then you could preach about bitches and whores but instead mix in all this stuff about Jesus, and make tons of money traveling around talking to Christian kids.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU NON-VIRGIN!

sexhavers get the fuck out of /jp/

>>5027619
I think he already topped himself.

ITT: lies

>>5027343
Huh I had that problem too my first time, fucked for over an hour, in many different positions. She tried her best but I was just to nervous or whatever, she said I had a lot of stamina and bragged to her friends about how good I was, then cheated on me the day before valentines day.
I had dinner reservations that I couldn't take back so I went alone.

This is the second thread I've been in where someone complained that 3DPD sex wasn't as good as fapping to doujins.

Fuck it. How the hell did I ever get the idea in my head that I'm not living the dream.

Sex always feels awkward. Don't ever make the same mistake again. 3D is always PD.

I masturbated to a cartoon today, /jp/.

I feel so dirty and violated. Why would anyone want to do this?

I just want to have sex once with someone I don't care about, just so that when I get to have sex with someone I care about I don't screw it up.

I'm dissapointed. You don't regret this nearly enough. You should at least apologize to your waifu.

>>5028652

Source?

Oh look, it's the ahegao thread shit all over again.

>>5028652
Oh God I laughed hard.

There is no such thing as 3D woman.
GTFO you gullible fool.