/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no.

shes long

>>5023509
art by CLAMP

>>5023509

saten is a classy girl

>>5023513
Makafushigi Adventure is now playing in your head MANUALLY

>>5023478
Looking at the thumbnail I thought she was pissing herself.

>>5023542
Goddamnit. Can't unsee

>>5023542
i don't get it, how?

>>5023542
Thanks for giving me a boner.

i want to touch her silky white skin

>>5023569

I want to forcefully pin her against a wall and violate her from behind

while whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

why is saten so good

delicious Saten is delicious

they will never make a Saten fig. ;_;

>>5023664
;__;

>>5023664
they will, one day...!

maid saten :3

It was morning time and the sun's bright rays hurt my eyes. But then, I saw something even brighter and more radiant than the sun. It was Saten-san. She was walking to school and looking beautiful. I've been in love with her for years but, being shy, was afraid to approach her. She was always so happy and full of life; I often saw her talking and playing around with her friends in parks and around cafes. She was always the rowdiest of the bunch and would often get scolded for being too loud or causing trouble. That didn't bother me, though, because I liked excitable and lively girls.

She walked past me and gave me a passing glance; to me, it was an invitation and so I began to walk after her. She didn't notice and continued humming and looking at her cellphone. Saten-san was the only girl I masturbated to. I didn't even need to imagine her nude or anything- just pretending she was lying next to me was enough to give me a massive erection. The thought of her smiling face sent precum flowing out of my penis. And now that she was in front of me in the flesh I felt a wetness in my underwear and started walking uncomfortable as my cock swelled up and began to rise.

>>5023664
I never watched Railgun but what? No figures really?

>>5023813
Too lewd.

>>5023664
There's even figures of Sacchin, so there must be figures of Saten

>>5023806
please don't stop.

>>5023900

brb 10 minute break

>>5023806
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>>5023478
sameperson.
Also, reported.

>>5023920
>he thinks there's only one saten worshipper!

>>5023920
>I mad
Have a picture illustrating you to calm your mind

I used to hate Saten but because of the constant Saten threads I started to like her.

>>5023940
Not >>5023920
but I've been wondering: why don't you guys (assuming there's more than one) take these dumps to /a/ or /c/? I know they will be more welcome there, especially /c/. No, I should better ask: How come here and not there in the first place? Please, don't treat me like another "DURR GTFO" poster, I am just asking this because I got curious.

>>5024034

This has more to do with OTAKU CULTURE than anime. /a/ discusses anime. We discuss the topic of obsession with fictional characters, which is what being an otaku is all about.

>>5024034
I don't start Saten threads but I do enjoy them. I think the ones who makes them simply wants to share the wonders of Saten? Plus she's a character from a light novel so she's /jp/ related so I don't see any problem here.

I wish she was my girlfriend...

>>5023813
>>5023845

I did a search through a few major figurine sites with no luck. If you or anyone else ever comes across one, please let /jp/ know.

>>5024178
There isn't one yet, but I wouldn't rule out an eventual release. There aren't really many new shows from last season that have figures yet.

I followed her for at least three minutes minute before she noticed and stopped walking. She turned her head to the side and asked “Umm, are you following me?” I was in a state of shock: Saten-san had acknowledged my existence!

With my eyes alternating between staring at the ground and catching a glimpse of her eyes, I nervously replied, “Uh, S-Saten-san, would you… be interested in going on a date with… me?”

She closed her eyes and smiled. Then she fully turned around to face me. “I’m sorry, but I really can’t.”

Another shock. Acknowledged and rejected in less than a minute. Saten-san was so friendly and energetic around her friends but in front of strangers she was calm and modest. Why couldn’t I be one of her girl friends? Saten-san was so friendly around… girls. “No, no it can’t be!” I thought to myself. “She can’t be a lesbian!” I had to ask, just in case. I was so desperate and nervous that it didn’t occur to me that asking her outright might be rude.

“Saten-san, could it be that you don’t like boys!? You only like girls!?”

This sudden outburst caught her off guard and she blushed. She chuckled softly and then said “No, it’s just that I’m not really ready for a boyfriend, you know. Plus, there’s someone I already kinda’ like.”

I followed her for at least three minutes before she noticed and stopped walking. She turned her head to the side and asked “Umm, are you following me?” I was in a state of shock: Saten-san had acknowledged my existence!

With my eyes alternating between staring at the ground and catching a glimpse of her eyes, I nervously replied, “Uh, S-Saten-san, would you… be interested in going on a date with… me?”

She closed her eyes and smiled. Then she fully turned around to face me. “I’m sorry, but I really can’t.”

Another shock. Acknowledged and rejected in less than thirty seconds! Saten-san was so friendly and energetic around her friends but in front of strangers she was calm and modest. Why couldn’t I be one of her girl friends? Saten-san was so friendly around… girls. “No, no it can’t be!” I thought to myself. “She can’t be a lesbian!” I had to ask, just in case. I was so desperate and nervous that it didn’t occur to me that asking her outright might be rude.

“Saten-san, could it be that you don’t like boys!? You only like girls!?”

This sudden outburst caught her off guard and she blushed. She chuckled softly and then said “No, it’s just that I’m not really ready for a boyfriend, you know. Plus, there’s someone I already kinda’ like.”

Are there any Saten-chan doujinshi besides HURR U WANT LEVEL UPAR RIGHT HERE TAKE DICKS and yuri with the walking flowerpot? Because there are the only ones I've found and they were disappointing.

>>5024053
>>5024061
Huh, I guess that makes some sense. However, /c/ can also serve that purpose, so why not there either? (Sorry for late reply)

>>5024237
Wait, you want something else besides gang-rape and yuri out of railgun?
Like what? Futa?

>>5024254
M-m-masaka! Can it be... he wants regular sex doujins?!

>>5023806
Someone stop this man!

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>>5024222
inb4 rape or suicide yandere shit.

>>5024222
>Acknowledged and rejected in less than thirty seconds!

At least she was nice about it. Mine was an April Fool's joke.

>>5024276

Komoe Sensei <3

you can't spell Komoe without MOE

>>5024222
Please can you make it a happy ending? Saten is a good girl, please.

>>5024222

integrate >>5023624 somehow

>>5024292
>Mine was an April Fool's joke

Wut?

>>5024292
you poor thing.

>>5024319

I'll let /jp/ decide!
“Oh,” I said in a very dejected voice, giving my all to hold back the crippling sadness.

A) Accept that she’s not yours and relegate yourself to admiring her from a distance.

B) Accept that she’s not yours and try your best to at least be good friends with her.

C) Take her right now! Even if you go to prison for the rest of your life, even if it’s the last thing you do, you will have Saten-san!!!

Saten is mai waifu

>>5024346
Short story. There was a time when I was still into 3D girls. I had a crush on a natural blond, blue eyed beauty in my fourth block class. She flirted with me sometimes but I never reciprocated, shy bastard that I was. Eventually though I did muster the courage to ask her about it but she stated she was just messing with me and already had a boyfriend. I was pretty much cut off at the knees at that.

Prom was coming up and, woes me, I wanted to go, if not only for the experience. So I began asking around. Seven requests and seven rejections later (I'm not going or I'm already going with someone and sometimes the blunt, "You? Fuck no." I was approached a decently attractive girl in the hall on my way back from lunch. She had heard (uh oh) that I'd been asking about for a date to the prom and she stated she wouldn't mind going with me. I was excited and we chatted a little bit before exchanging numbers and she said wanted to meet me that weekend at the hangout spot (A Rave theater in a strip mall) to get one know one another a little better.

Weekend came and I got fixed up and went to the meeting spot. I waited 30 minutes with no sign before calling her. "Oh you're there? I should tell you something..April Fool's." "Huh?" "April Fool's. My meeting you and going to prom was just an April Fool's joke (laughter in background)" *click*

Super cool story right bro?

>>5024413
Can I have C followed by a B end?

>>5024420
buringrageofathousandsuns.jpg

>>5024420
Fucking bitches and whores!

>>5024254
Yuri is okay, so as long as it doesn't involve the stupid flowerpot

>>5024439
It's always either the Thermos or glorious Shirai, actually, I've yet to seen a Saten x Shirai doujin

>>5024420
I bet if you did that to her, she'd be all bawling her eyes out and shit. And then you'd get beat up.

But when she does it, it's all fun and games.

>>5024420
Ouch, I've never received a rejection of that sort... but it's really cruel.

All that happened to me was
-be nice to girl
-buy her stuff
-notice she has no money so buy her something to eat n drink
-she hides from me for the rest of the weekend

and
-go to concert
-buy poster after concert
-take train home
-girl comes up, asks if she could have the poster
-reply with "only in exchange for your phone number"
-"then I don't want it anymore"

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>>5024447
The 'Rejection Hotline' is also fun too.

This Sion's thread still not removed?

Oh wow.

>>5024420
Cool story, but not brilliant. Needed more public humiliation, with more at stake. A more elaborate set-up with more at stake.

Fuck, this thread makes me depressed and angry at the same time!

brb going to choke a bitch

>>5024433
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>>5024455
The bad thing is I'm still a boring, mushy romantic at heart and fantasize about romantic situations with girls still. But the 3D has been slowly replaced by 2D seeing as how I noticed that most 3D girls aren't very romantic at all. I firmly believe that men are the true romantics.

Bitches don't care about you if you're a nice guy, they only want your money. The only way any 3D pig will ever love you is if you're a huge asshole that has a well-paying job.

Good thing I gave up on 3D, nothing but money grubbing leeches.

>>5024413
[B]est choice!

>>5024488
Just give up, it's much easier

>>5024413

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>>5024493
That's pretty much 90% of the western society, but there are those 10% out there that are different. Mostly coming from upright middle-class families (semi-religious background is a big plus) or from families with a conservative upbringing.

Forget the cancerous youth of today, educated by television and pop-culture and completely worthless human beings.

>>5024413
most /jp/ anons would probably label her as a whore after the rejection so b is excluded. neither can c since most of us don't have any balls to do that. only choice is a.

>>5024505
>Just give up

I'm almost there. They guy that posted in the "Stop hugging your pillow" thread about pretending that my pillow was cute girl I was comforting because she was scared of a thunderstorm? That was me.

>>5024601
Dude....whoa....

>>5024413
I'll go with C.

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>saten thread
>70 posts and 12 image replies omitted.
>my face

Saten Saten is the best Saten

>>5024607
My pillows even have satin slip covers........to make it feel as if it were a girl's nightgown/pajamas.

>>5024789

and look. it's the best thread on the front page even though that's not saying much.

Any chance that Saten levels up?

>>5024872
You'll have to wait for A Certain Magitech Flowerpot for that.

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saten looks so cute in that pic ._.

>>5024917
looks like she's in her teens now. (high school)

Awkwardness sets in as both you and Saten simply stand there motionless. Saten makes the first move and says “Well, I should really get going now or I’ll be late for class. It was really nice meeting you!” She smiles warmly and is about to turn around and leave, but you interrupt her.

“Wait…” you quietly say. With a curious look on her face she utters “Hmm?” You stretch out your hands and invite her for a hug. “Can I at least have a hug before you leave?” She smiles ever so brightly and says “Sure! I love to make people feel better!” You smile.

She embraces your slightly pudgy body and the two of you share a long, heartfelt hug. Your left hand feels her slender shoulder while your right is around her neck and feels a blend of smooth skin and hair strands. You have never been this close to a girl. The extended hug awakens the spirit of lust and a never-before-felt erection erupts in your pants. Saten feels your manhood rubbing against her silky thighs, hidden behind a thin layer of denim. Her face turns as red as a beet and some of her dormant womanly urges awaken.

Satenfags all needs to die.

>>5025033
>She embraces your slightly pudgy body

/a/ detected.

>>5025033
I would be shedding tears of unbridled bittersweet joy along with that erection

But that's just me

>>5025046
>implying /jp/ doesn't have its fair share of fats.

Besides, "slightly pudgy" is healthy. Contrary to popular belief, having some fat on your body is perfectly normal and not a sign of obesity.

>>5025033
don't turn her into a slut or i'll hunt you down.

>>5025065
Fatfag detected

>>5025068
Saten sucked a huge nigger cock, loved it, got AIDS, and kept on ficking niggers til the end of time, always covered in nigger sperm

>>5025122
haha very funny, but there's no black people in academy city.

>>5025122
ohboywherewegoagain.jpg

>>5025122
Fucking*

:3

>>5025130
>implying they wouldn't figure out how to break in

I'm willing to pay over a hundred dollars for a saten fig ;3

SATEN VN WHEAR

This is actually quite a decent thread.

Too bad it'll get deleted in an hour or so since that's the time when /jp/'s janitor wakes up.

Saten was trapped in a dungeon with fat people from /b/ who were ordered to sit on her head and fart on her. Now mind you, these were the FATTEST fucks from /b/.

Eventually, though, Saten's soul was fused into the bowels of the fattest fuck in the dungeon and her head took the place of his asshole. Now, everytime he uses the bathroom, his feces is projected out of Saten Rukio's mouth forever.

The end.

>>5025210
That is so wrong..

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>>5025150

I'm not some cheap slut, anonymous! You'd better be willing to pay over 1000 for me!

>>5025247
it's impossible for a middle schooler to have such a big breasts.

>>5025256
Too real.

>>5025256
Saten will never be as pure as you wish she was

>>5025296