/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let's say that someone has a 10 year old sister.

If that someone got their sister to ahegao then posted some pictures of it, would that be win?

>>5022551

That's stupid.

>>5022563
No, they must post their own ahegao while their sister pegs them in the ass.

>>5022563
A 10yo imouto wouldn't know what she's doing, so it would be optimal

>>5022563
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoW6CwCGpJc&feature=related

Better yet, make her bounce on a pillow while making faces and crop the bottom half of the video

Back to /a/ with you, manga doesn't belong here. Reported

You must post if you have ever tried to ahegao before
Come on don't be shy

>>5022588
Fuck that's hot.

>>5022898
I'm guilty of this.

>>5022898
I've been holding it this entire thread, now my keyboard is all wet

>>5022898

I do it all the time.

Do it while driving, at a stoplight. The looks you get are so precious.

>>5023019
The fuck?

>>5022898
I too am guilty of doing this.

>>5022898
Anyone who ahegaos and doesn't do it with white liquids spilled on their face is SMALL TIME.

>>5022898
I did it... Then read your post.

myface.jpg

>>5023019
But... how do you see the looks you get when your eyes are rolled back in your head?

>>5023040
Pro mode: use your own cum

thread full of good girls

>>5022898
I always ahegao unintentionally when fapping.

I'm sure that somewhere in Japan, ahegao is considered an art and is practiced ritualistically and there's probably a catalog of hundreds of different kinds of ahegao for different occassions depending on the kind of pleasure you are experiencing.

>>5023070
eww

>>5023048

You stop briefly and look around, or look out of the corner of your eyes.

>>5023067
But of course. /jp/ is full of good girls.

>>5023072
it's okay Anon, I'm a girl when I drool and pant like a cumslut

>>5023072
What? I'm too good, I can't help it.

>>5022898
never "tried", naturally did after fapping a bit too hard a few times

>>5023086
Why is she ahegaoing in this picture? What happened?

I am erect.

>>5023107

Make a giant ahegao face in your minecraft server

DO IT.

Marisa and Alice relieved to have finally 1cc'd IN on Hard

>>5023113
Oh hey is that up, link?

I appreciate your suggestion, OP. If I ever get a girlfriend or anything like that in a really, really distant future, I will be sure to teach her the art of rolling your eyes back and sliding your tongue out.

>>5022898

Hold shift for focused movement

>>5023114
And when they 1cc on lunatic they will have that grim smile like when you are cummed inside while doing ahegao, right?

No Ahegao thread without this picture

>>5023138

I can do almost all of those but I'm having trouble with the middle row left side one.

>>5023130
Sakuya is still resisting. What a foolish girl.

>>5023138
Middle row second/third is sexiest

>>5023147
How is it troubling you? The face for "Ahegao from Tentacles" is the same as "Ahegao from Penis" (bottom row, right side). I'd rather have issues with "Ahegao from Peeing".

>>5023138
MAXIMUM AHEGAO

>>5023147
May require octopi

>>5023159
I fucked a girl once who ahegao'd from peeing. But we were both totally high at the time, so that might have had something to do with it. :3

>>5023180
>fucked a girl once

>>5023180
enjoying your stds?

>>5023180
This post is so wrong I left my computer for 15 seconds.

>>5023180
I envy you, any girl I've ever had sexual relations with It's been a lot of years since that happened was completely unable. They also refused anal and couldn't give head. It was terrible.

>>5023180
REALLY?!! AWW. :3

>>5023186
Well, twice i guess. And four times at each time i saw her. So eight times.

But that was just from that one girl tough. And she was the only one who ahegao'd from peeing. We had ducked into an alley to blaze up and she was wearing this cute summer-hat and a frilly white dress that she hiked up. It was super cute. :3

>>5023205
Tell us more. We are all dying to know :DDDD

>>5023195
Im sorry for you, bro. This girl was totally "animal" tough. She was into anything i wanted to do to her. You learn to spot the ones who are comfortable in living and expressing their own sexuality after your first couple of times so don't worry.
>>5023191
oh do tell me you mad

>>5023180

>>5023218
It was related to the thread.

Come at me, bro. Come at me.

Thread ruined

>>5023222
Did she say "ME SO HORNY. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME" and her breasts were like a bag of sand?

>>5023228
Are you Saten? I'd love to come at you.

>>5023222
Sorry, won't ever happen. I've been without sex or any relationship for the past six years and I'm slowly losing the imagination of a light at the end of the tunnel.

Japanese bird

Oh shit...

>>5023246
You just need to be fucked hard until you ahegao. Then you will be free.

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>fucked a girl once
>she was like an animal

>>5023226
Im sorry that you are mad that a girl hasn't ever been comfortable enough around you to pee in front of you after getting high resulting in the cutest little ahegao face ever. :(

>>5023253
I've lost count how many times I have already fapped to that.

I liked this thread better when it was just pictures of ahegao. Go back to then.

>>5023239
Dosen't matter how long you are without, bro. I've been without sex for two weeks now, haven't found the right one yet.

Protip: If the girl won't ahegao for you then she's not worth it, bro.

>>5023301

>sex

Get the fuck out. When did you think you had permission to be here?

>>5023301
I am not your bro. You will never be a weeabro. Go back to /a/.

in b4 UK bans sexually suggestive facial expressions.

>>5023121

I just tried it, I don't think it is. ;_;

http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=bd99ef08347690b63fda7f5252858bd8

is what it was last night, but using that just dumps me to singleplayer now, dunno if im doing it wrong or if the server is down.

Highest rank troll detected. Stay behind the yellow line.

>>5023309
When i had the balls to actually put my dick in any girl i choose to? Come at me, bro.

>>5023336
Uh I think that's called rape.

>>5023336


Oh, look. Another dumbfuck with down syndrome thinks he's hot shit when he's really a fucking parasite and a complete waste of life.

I'll slit your throat. I'll kill your entire family. Give me your address

>get out un-virgin.jpg

>>5023336

Hey, you. Yeah, you. YES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Look over here.

Don't hit "Submit". I know you want to. I know you want to tell him off. You know he's gonna taunt you. You know he'll try to e-humiliate you. Well then, so be it. Swallow your e-pride and let him "win". Just don't derail the thread more. It's not even the good kind of troll that's fun to discuss with.

>>5023347
>Oh, look. Women actually want to have sex with non-broken non-beta males. I HATE THOSE GUYS ;_;

Look, do you actually have a story involving ahegao? 'Cause i did, son.

>>5023368
Actually, I'm pretty sure they are trolling the troll to troll them.
Welcome to 4chan.

>>5023336
fag

lol what a bunch of virgin faggots. Can't you tell the only thing that separates your genitalia from hers is her panties? Cry more, bro. :B
Did I troll right? Did I?

>>5023374
Like I said, it's not the fun kind of troll that has a legit argument supporting his opinion about a subject and you are intrigued to counter him with your own arguments, ending in philosophical-dialogue-lite. This is just a "hurr look at you virgins i had sex lololol" troll, this isn't fun. At all.

>>5023374

>>5023309
Oh shut up, and take your True NEET bullshit elsewhere.

I sure am mad about missing out on all that lost ahegao discussion.

>>5023388
but you are mad, so it was a success

>>5023391
>/jp/ - HIKIKOMORI & GENERAL
>take you NEET shit elsewhere

>>5022898
yeah I have

>>5023399
Do you really have to look like a fucking stereotype? Some of us do actually have normal-ish lives, but we happen to like topics related to this board.

>>5023399
but its otaku culture! even though sex isnt a part of that either, real otaku dont have sex

>>5023388
Argument? Philosophy? This isn't about your overthinking autistic little hobbies. Something actually happened in the real world and i am now telling you fags about it because it is related to the topic of the thread. Try not to be too much of a virgin around the rest of us.

>>5023403
Sorry, nevermind me. I was just pointing out the title in easymodo that newfriends doesn't seem to know. You can lead the life you want, "bro".

>>5023398
Who me? Ah, you are mistaken, I just saw the ahegao thread having replies including the words "sex, girl, never, you", so I typed that reply out of my ass. And what do you know, it fits. Now, let's both shut up and post some ahegao instead. And next time pick up a more fun subject to use as a troll.

>guy posts about topic of discussion, mentions sex as it is related to the story he is telling
>/jp/: U HAD SAX IT MEEN U ARE TROL

Surprising.

When ahegao gets real it gets too real for /jp/. :(

HOW DID THIS THEAD GET DE-RAILED SO MUCH?

>>5023425
That's not the point. The point is, /jp/ is not the right place to talk about your personal life, even if you are successful at it.

>>5023407

It's official. Scandaroon thinks this guy's a fucking loser.

You just lost your /jp/ posting priviledges, so sorry baby.

>>5023440
>otakus
>personal life

>>5023425
Yeah, and yet you continue to talk about it. You must be literally retarded if you didn't notice the majority of /jp/ posters doesn't enjoy talking nor hearing about others sexual experiences, or you must just be new here.

I do this every time I saw a shit thread, true story

THIS POOR THREAD

>>5023451
>>5023440
Valid, but you still don't need to get so uptight about it. All that does is make it perfect to troll with.

Can we post something related while we talk please? That way you only derail the thread more. Pic related, a good example of ahegao overuse. (plus their voices were retarded)

Sunday /jp/, not so good.

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Should you also ahegao when you experience pleasure that is not sexual?

>>5023463

>>5023463
Wanna discuss Ace Combat on /k/?

>>5023484
well when I've been holding it for a long while and I finally relieve myself

>>5023479

good god, that is horrendous!

Anyways, whats the deal with the minecraft server? I want to do some minecraftan.