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Her father raped her

But she's the pimp of gensokyo.

Everyone in Gensokyo is a virgin because you can't lose your virginity unless you fuck someone of the opposite sex.

Oh, is it because she steals all the other people's precious things?

>>502039

That's not what kannazuki no miko told me...

Rinnosuke is the only virgin in Gensokyo. Isn't it sad, Kourin?

>>502041
Flute fuck? Losing your hymen != losing your virginity
As a matter of fact, many girls in sports tear their hymen because of the intense physical activity.

>>502039
Suwako isn't

ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

Medicine Melancholy is the only virgin in Gensokyo because she doesn't have a vagina.

>>502051

Good thing they're not Muslim, eh?

>>502035

>>502065

>>502065

There is no AIDS in Gensokyo as Yukari doesn't portal in niggers.

>>502068

>>502072
Unfortunately, some things tend to slip through the barrier, whether you want them or not.

>>502068
Yet only Myon was raped by a stranger.

>>502075

This is the right one

>>502075

>>502075

Why does Marisa remind me of the Capella system suddenly...

>>502076
It's canon that when one comes through the people in the human village tie them to posts outside. Originally this was so the yokai would eat them instead, but they ended up acting as wards.

>>502117

Only the darkies and coreans, right?

>>502126

Japanese only

Gensokyo is in Japan after all

>>502136
Would stop a nigger like Bob Sapp getting through. And if the youkai eat a nigger, they get AIDS. Unless it's Bob Sapp, who eats them instead and gives everybody else AIDS the ass raping way.

>>502136
Wouldn't stop a nigger like Bob Sapp getting through. And if the youkai eat a nigger, they get AIDS. Unless it's Bob Sapp, who eats them instead and gives everybody else AIDS the ass raping way.

>>502152

Yukarin could just portal Bob Sapp into a dimention made entirely of friend chicken vaginas, where he would remain forever.

>>502136

What's with all the blond people then?

THIS REQUIRES INTENSE STUDY AND RESEARCH!

>>502035


Me:
Do you like the xbox?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
What is your favorite touhou character? I like Hong Meiling.
God:
I don't have a favorite touhou character. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Matthew.

>>502183
God talks about as good as a Japanese person speaking englsih

>>502183
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

>>502102
Makai has gone supernova! Repeat - Makai has gone supernova! Get out of there now!

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Alice Margatroid
God:
That's me. Hi there Margatroid.
Me:
God is Alice?
God:
I am a Christian.

>>502199

ALICE is the A.I. Bot

>>502215
God:
I know.

>>502195

Engage your jump engines, pilots!

>>502195
Hey Convoy?

YOU'RE FUCKED I'M GETTING MY ASS OUT OF HERE.

>>502195
Shivans = Red = Reimu

>>502255

My first play through I just lurked the jump node, since I knew about the star. Command was right pissed that I let about a billion civvies get spaced.

>>502267

Alpha 1 is more useful than 10 billion civilians.

Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, god.

I have no fucking idea what happened just now...

>>Gensoukyou

For some reason, this spelling fills me with indescribable rage.

Me:
HELLO
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
THIS IS AN ANIMATION
God:
You don't say.
Me:
AN INTERNET ANIMATION
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
AN INTERNET ANIMATION MADE IN FLASH
God:

Me:
NOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW
God:
Why now? You don't say.
Me:
ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you testing me?
Me:
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES

God:
Where were you COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID?
Me:
"YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR"
God:
You think I am JOINING THE COBRAS GO SIT BY THE FEAR.
Me:
I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL.
Me:
THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL
God:
What happened to it?
Me:

>>502315
Gensoukyourself.

>>502670
The choice is clear Anonymous.

Who is the best robot?
Me:
chii
God:
You think chii is superior to ALICE?

Uh oh, how do I answer?