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5001936 No.5001936 [Reply] [Original]

So I finally did it. Out of desperation, and after an argument with my parents, I finally shit on the floor. I never imaged how convenient it could be. This might well replace the need to use a toilet, really.

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>Kaguya

>> No.5001976

I hope you're proud in yourself, cause I'm not proud in you.

>> No.5001978

varying degrees of wat

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>>5001936

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Thank you, Anon-kun. You made me laugh for a while there.

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hun you should clean your self

>> No.5002018

>>5002005
I'm serious.

>> No.5002022

So uh, how should I clean it up? It's on the carpet, and a tad messy...

>> No.5002025

You're a pathetic waste of life

That is all.

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>>5002018

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>>5002018
Where is your proof, sir?

>> No.5002056

>>5002046

please no he might actually show us

>> No.5002061

>>5002018

I know.

>> No.5002067

So do you think you'll just set aside a room to shit on?
Because that seems terribly inconvenient.

>> No.5002068

You are now a truNEET

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>>5002046
had to use one of those disposable pen cameras so the quality is pretty bad sorry

>> No.5002114

>>5002100
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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>>5002100

....great now i have to wash my eyes out and im scarred for life

>> No.5002115

>>5002100
fake, you can't fool us like that

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>>5002100

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>>5002100
Fake shit is fake

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Please don't tell me you bought into the TROONEET propaganda. No-one can be that impressionable right?

>> No.5002140

>>5002136
I figured I might as well go all the way.

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>>5002100
Cool pic dude.

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More like, what is going on in this room?

>> No.5002147

>>5002136
>He thinks /jp/ isn't all true NEETs!

>> No.5002179

someone please say this is fake

>> No.5002182

Oh please, that's just pathetic. That isn't true NEETism.

You're only making life harder for yourself further down the line, what you save in mere seconds of defecation you'll lose in clean up. Maybe you won't clean it up today however a time will eventually come when you've got the choice of cleaning or typhoid.

A bed pan or even a sock is the correct method. Convenient, easily washed, easily thrown away if needed. Hell why not keep a groccery bag after your next trip to the convenience store?

You fail at poop OP

>> No.5002193

>>5002182
I only have a few pairs of socks that I reuse, and I don't go to the grocery store.

>> No.5002201

>>5002182
My parents will do it for me.

>> No.5002208

No no no, you're supposed to blame it on the dog.

>> No.5002223

I shit in Pringles cans and toss them into my neighbor's yard when they're full.

>> No.5002241

What's with all the surprise? Some of you really need to try this. It's so liberating.

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...oh my god.

>> No.5002288

>>5002208
We don't have a dog.

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