/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's a touhou game?

there are touhou games?

Do cheats count?

but...we like visual novels too..

I've never even played Touhou.
Got a problem with that?

What game should I give a try first?

It'd be neat if I could get it off of /rs/, by the way.

Does 1cc'ing Easy mode count?

/jp/ - Touhous

i don't care about opinions, i stay here

>>5000285
>>5000291
...

How about upping the lives count to like seven?

I'm really kind of shitty at these games, but I'm becoming pretty experienced just out of bitchery.

http://www.cleverbot.com/ says he only play nintendo games when you ask him about touhou

How can someone be tsundere to themselves.

You shouldn't post on /jp/ if you don't have a vagina.

>>5000304
You like Kogasa huh?

You really like it?

But you should know that Yukari's parasol's better.

And Remilia's is even better.

And Yuuka's is the best.

>>5000302
>hi
>Hey.
>You play touhou?
>Play what?

>>5000315
Kogasa is olev.

>>5000315

>>5000318
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: You play touhou?

Cleverbot: Play what?

User: Touhou.

Cleverbot: What is Touhou?

User: A stupid game where stupid magical lolis fight between themselves while they shoot a ridiculous number of bullets that you have to evade.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to play it?

User: Oh, easy. Just download it, install the english patch and go on. You can move with the arrows, shoot with Z, and use spellcards with X. If you press shift you can concentrate.

Cleverbot: Do you agree that what you just said does not relate to dryness, or cheese?

Not only I have never 1cc'd a Touhou game, the only Touhou game I actually finished was Lotus Land Story because of trollend.

That being said, I never play easy mode and I never use bombs, so I don't even know how to play this shit right.

You should have to 1cc a game every day before you can post on /jp/.

Cleverbot is Cirno

>>5000294
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0wfe0uzy Touhou 6
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EAQSAP60 Touhou 7
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=tsisg4kr Touhou 8

People generally recommend you start with one of those three.

What are these games about anyways?

>>5000362
You're Cirno. The word is "despise."

>You shouldn't post on /jp/ if you credit feed.

fixed.

the games are about a beautiful troll named mizuhashi parsee and her faithful oni steed

;_;

>>5000280
Why whenever I see Kogasa I'm reminded of Taco Bell? Is Kogasa a spic?

>>5000280
Agreed.

>>5000396
I just noticed the redundant double quote I'm so ashamed!

do you count the fightan?

>>5000302
wow

Cleverbot connects you to jabberwacky and jabberwacky connects you to cleverbot.

>>5000427
somehow I find this thing quite funny

>>5000362
what the!

>>5000447
fuck is this LSD?

>>5000427
This shit got me I forgot what this thread supposed to be

Just 1 cc'd MS with Mima on Lunatic. Feels good, man.

>>5000367
Neat, now I'll have something for my summer holidays at my grandmother's summerhouse.

If the weather's good, I'll probably be at the beach, but I hope my laptop can run this.

>>5000495
>be at the beach

you don't belong here.

>>5000501
YOU don't belong here.

>game
Touhou is an anime newfag.

>>5000501

>at the beach
>worrying about touhou instead of all the half naked 3DPD running around

Oh, he does indeed belong here, my friend.

>>5000476
Yes.
and what that guy said is true

>>5000495
Set to Japanese local and make sure you have the latest Direct X.

Touhou?Anime?

>>5000538
There are english patches as well.

Ive never even played touhou, and never plan on it either, game is dumb, and it's fans are worst.

>>5000367
do these have english patches

>>5000594

at least we dont act like thos damn deathnote fangirls

>>5000601
Yeah they have english patches. Not sure if they're included but you can get it here as well:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

Bookmark it and use it a lot for tips, comics etc.

For the patch just go to the game page and look under "additional information" and you should them.

>>5000594
That's nice, now shoo.

Reaching SA stage 6 with 1 continue counts as 1CC'ing any other Touhou for me.

>>5000638
In which difficulty?

But the touhou games are lame.

>>5000325
Kogasa, would it surprise you if I told you I loved you?

>>5000542
Doesn't match

>>5000658
YOU are lame

>>5000658
I don't know how after reading this I realized you're right and now I'm depress.

The whole world is lame. ;_;

I never 1cc'd any touhou on normal. Play att the level you like and take it how you want it.

>>5000658

Heathen you should be slapped with a white glove

1. go to /b/
2. look at any thread
3. realize no one should ever post on 4chan because everyone is a faggot
4. ???
5. profit

That's not nice.

>>5000688
>no thread posted because everyone is a faggot
Not a great argument.

>>5000676
wtf?

Do the fighting games count? I can only 1cc on easymodo with the shooting games.

>>5000668
;_;

>>5000728
no they don't.

who cares if you can't 1cc a touhou game? maybe it's just not the thing you're good at
and i 1cced every windows game on norm so far

>>5000840
Why are you posting here? Stop posting!

>>5000840
Ive never 1ccd anything except PCB and for some reason I was in THE ZONE and my fingers were doing all the work, but now every time I want to get to that feeling I can never reach it.

>>5000280
Is the umbrella the girl?

>>5000676
Holly shit!

what does 1cc mean

What's touhou?

I 1CC MY VNs FUCK YOUR TOUHOU SHIT.

Kogasa is made of KoG and Asa :3

>>5000538

i've been playing these without setting the japanese local; is that why the dialogue boxes are showing up blank?

also, i think double spoiler is best touhou.

SPOILER: Touhou is only popular among aspie manchildren with ADHD who like bright homosexual colors

>>5001030
But I don't have ADHD

>>5001030

1cc is a no continues run.

>>5001030

the colors prefer the term lesbian

>>5001030
Totally. It needs more brown and big muscular space marine jocks glistening with sweat.