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Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:31:30 2010 No.4996292 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever experienced a rectal prolapse while shitting on the floor, /jp/?

My intestines are all over the floor and I'm at a loss here. What am I supposed to do?

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Wed Apr 28 23:32:30 2010 No.4996305 I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:33:30 2010 No.4996311 See a doctor. Use a toilet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:33:30 2010 No.4996314 pop them back in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:34:30 2010 No.4996324 Just push them back in with the help of anal toys

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:36:30 2010 No.4996336 Yeah, dude. No big whoop just shove those suckers back in there. You might wanna wash 'em first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:37:30 2010 No.4996342 Consume them like the snake consumes its own tail. Become infinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:38:30 2010 No.4996343 Tell your parents the dog did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:43:30 2010 No.4996368 Thanks for the help, /jp/. I cut off the parts hanging out with some scissors. If my parents ask who's intestines are on the floor I'll tell them they're the dog's. I'm a genius, if I may say so myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:46:30 2010 No.4996386 Next time wear Huggies so this doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:48:31 2010 No.4996368,1 >>4996368 Then how do you plan on eating from now on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:50:30 2010 No.4996410 >>4996368 Your parents might call your P-P-P-P-P-POKER FACE CAN'T READ MY CAN'T READ MY NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:51:30 2010 No.4996414 >>4996386 I'm not a goddamn diaperfag. Even I have standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:56:30 2010 No.4996438 >>4996410 Fail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:58:30 2010 No.4996453 File: 81 KB, 525x594, 1271258271268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996438 I'LL GET HIM HOT SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:59:30 2010 No.4996463 File: 132 KB, 300x438, 1271442071455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996453 That's one hell of a poker face, Obama.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:01:30 2010 No.4996473 >>4996453 Read this in Christopher Walken's voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:12:30 2010 No.4996537 >>4996473 Why? I see no mention of cowbell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:16:30 2010 No.4996560 Are there any VN's about shitting on the floor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:19:30 2010 No.4996575 >>4996537 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:24:30 2010 No.4996594 File: 240 KB, 512x384, schon_schreklich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:25:30 2010 No.4996608 >>4996594 i'd be her friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:39:30 2010 No.4996696 File: 22 KB, 350x401, frustrationyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4996575

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