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This picture does not have Mima, but it has Marisa pretending to be Mima. We would all like to be Mima, and thus are very jealous of her.

This picture has Mima in it as well, in the back. Mima does not have to be in the center of the picture to be in the center of our thoughts.

>Mima as a shrimp

wut

This is Mima having fun with the people she will kill one day.

Here is Mima fucking around with Yuka. Yuka has no friends so Mima makes fun of her. Mima is friends with everybody.

Here is Mima flying through the skies. She is no doubt off to destroy the Hakurei shrine because it is shit.

>>4971338
Shouldn't Youmu be replaced with Chen in Ran's outfit?

No matter how small Mima is in a picture, she is always huge in our hearts.

Never forget Mima or this may happen.

Ok.

>>4971360

You have gone too far, Mima.

>>4971375
she's dressed as youki. ran isn't really chen's teacher.

Here is Mima being happy - the best kind of Mima.

4chan is trying to halt Mima from appearing on its pages, but we all know Mima never gives up.

>>4971360
They were friends in MS.

Here is Mima about to fuck up your shit.

"Ni!" says Mima, the ultimate expression of joy.

Posting Shinki in a Mima thread.

>>4971418
Hence "Mima is friends with everyone," even the people who have no friends.

Here is Mima about to kill off some bitches.

>>4971418

No one cares about canon anymore.

Some portray Yuka as an insane gardener who just talks to her sunflowers. And sometimes she duplicates herself and has tea parties.

And that's only one fanon story. The rest involve Wriggle, Yukari, Ellie, Iku, Tenshi, or a one time friendship that no one really remembers.

Here is a funny comic about Mima being the best person in the world.

>>4971433
Here is Mima hanging out with her awesome apprentice who is not a shitty tsundere.

Here is Mima cosplaying! I hear it is very popular in this world and that boys who go on this board are crazy for slut miko armpits. Mima caters to all.

>>4971462
She's not a tsundere, she hates everything equally ever since Reimu killed her master!

Here is Mima taking care of her apprentice. Mima is so caring.

>>4971488
Here is everyone remembering Mima except Alice because she only remembers the rocking time Marisa gave her last night (taught by Mima).

>>4971490

The way you talk about Mima is entertaining.

Continue.

Here is Mima not living with her parents. You can visit Mima whenever you want.

Here is Mima teaching Marisa how to steal things and fly without a stupid broom, you worthless apprentice.

Mima takes care of her apprentice by touching her face when she has a fever. The cool touch of her soul body downs her fever immediately so that she can continue to do Mima's bidding.

Here is Mima with a belt or something I don't even fucking know.

"Ha ha!" says Mima. Mima is always the one with the last laugh.

>>4971531

Let's get some more Mima x Yuka pictures in here.

>>4971542
Yuka is a lame-o.
Here is Mima next to that stupid miko. You will notice Mima's hand does not look retarded.

>>4971551

You were too busy insulting the ultimate Youkai.

You forgot your picture.

>>4971551
Mima never fucks up.

Here is Mima teacher her stupid apprentice to look behind herself dramatically, but Mima is still doing a better job at it, anyways.
>>4971559
Mima never fucks up. Mima just gets filled with rage at the idea of touching that filthy Yuka.

>>4971559
Here is a picture of Mima in some vicinity of that slut Yuka. She is about to shoot a sunflower because sunflowers are gay.

Mima was the one who taught that raven chick nuclear fusion. She even stole Mima's pose.

This won't end well...

>>4971587

Yuka is not a slut.

You must be thinking of Sanae.

Here is Mima telling that songbird that she's going to eat her in like three seconds. The songbird is too entranced by Mima's beauty to run away.

>>4971587

>Yuka
>Green eyes

NOT YUKA.

Here is Mima with her lowly apprentice and that shitty miko. We're probably going to fight an ant hill or something, that stupid miko is afraid of everything.

Mima is so ka-wa-ii.

Here is Mima having a good time with her friend whose name I can't remember. I think it begins with PARTY.
>>4971616
Yuka wears fake contacts because she is a cheap bitch.

You know, Touhou fans would probably get along alot better if they could proclaim how great a specific Touhou is without insulting all the rest. Food for thought.

Here is Mima cheering up her faithful apprentice. She cries because Mima is dead, but Mima isn't dead, you stupid shitty magician.

>>4971644
Mima's just telling the truth.

Here is Mima being The Best Ever.

>>4971644

Aya is the best at blowjobs, or at least the quickest.

There you go.

Mima is so silly! This picture always makes Mima laugh because it reminds her of the good times she's had.

>>4971640

Mima dyes her hair.

It is an incomplete green, while Yuka's hair is beautiful and rich.

Mima was scheduled to be in those fighting games everyone loves, but they decided she would have been too strong so they canned it.

>>4971667
I rest my case.

>>4971683

We're joking at this moment.

But usually we are establishing dominance.

>>4971616

>>4971683
Mima thinks you're all silly for taking this thread seriously.

>>4971701

Want to settle that it's an alternative way to color her eyes?

Like Yuka and Yuuka. But that is spelling.

Here is Mima sitting secretly with her apprentice and that dumb miko. That apprentice chick knows she's there and can't stop smiling, which is notifying the miko of my presence. That fucking apprentice.

>>4971644
You only say that because your Touhou is a dirty slut and people rightfully call her out on it.

>>4971707

I'm not taking it seriously.

Let's get back to talking about Mima.

Here is Mima hanging out with her apprentice. Her apprentice's friends all want to spend time with Mima, too, but the stupid apprentice his hogging all her time.

>>4971716

Yuka would know Mima is there.

Yuka would then have her sunflowers tear her to shreds.

Mima's staff will fuck you up, just like Mima will fuck you up.

>>4971740

Yuka doesn't need her sunflowers.

Yuka also has extreme physical strength and the dual spark.

>>4971717
>Your touhou is a slut!
>Suwako.jpg
Heh.

>>4971736
Yuka was not in the picture because Yuka was not invited over.

Here is Mima haning out with some dead chick who likes trees. Mima's apprentice gave her that stupid hat she wears all the time because she saw that half-baked ghost girl give the other dead chick her hat, too. I guess she got jealous because she is a lowly apprentice.

>>4971750

>Suwako vs Aya
>Yuka vs Mima

Good thread, guys. It's interesting.

>>4971717
>calling someone slut
>suwako

>>4971757

Here is Yuka stealing Mima's stupid apprentice.

Yuka can be friends with whoever she chooses, but she's too good for them. So she stays in her field, alone.

>>4971750
Here is a picture of Mima with Aya not being a slut. I hope you're happy now.

>>4971762
Mima never liked that fucking apprentice so you can have her. She always stole Mima's cookies. MIMA WORKED SO FUCKING LONG TO MAKE THOSE YOU STUPID FAT SLUT

>>4971762
You know that's not true.

>>4971762
You're not that humorous compared to OP... honestly.
Why don't you start your own Yuka thread.

>>4971767

Yuka doesn't have to eat, so she doesn't bake anything.

Yuka is a superior life form to Mima.

Here is Mima making fun of her stupid cheating apprentice. That fucking slut thinks Mima is having fun, but Mima is actually leading her to hell.

>>4971772

OP would get bored just posting Mima.

So I tried spicing it up a bit. Of course OP still has his own thread and is in the spotlight.

>>4971769

This makes it borderline hijack.

But yes, I know that's not true.

>>4971774
Mima cooks things for her friends but her fucking apprentice eats everything she makes. Have fun picking sunflower seeds out of her stomach you fat bitch.

>>4971774
Photosynthesis moe.

>>4971779
No one could get bored with Mima you fat bitch.
Picture related: it's Mima never getting bored.

>>4971789

Yuka feeds off sunlight, yes.

Mima's stupid fucking apprentice can't steal Yuka's sunlight.

>>4971786
Oh god. ;__;

Mima is having fun with no stupid apprentice around to bother her.

>>4971794

Yuka kills the humans, but doesn't abuse the Oni.

Here is Yuka comforting Suika after Mima goes full bitch on her.

>>4971795
Have fun with no shitty sunflowers to grow.

>>4971774
>Yuka is a superior life form to Mima.
I should hope so. Mima is a ghost.

>>4971810
Mima is a soul you stupid ass.

Here is Mima killing people who call her a ghost.

Here is Mima making her apprentice beautiful. Everyone thinks she changed from slut red to luscious blond by her own choice, but it was Mima's urging that got her to do it.

>>4971819

Yuka's existance isn't complicated at all.

Everyone knows she is the strongest Youkai.

Mima has the most beautiful wings in Gensokyo.

>>4971819
No. No, she's a ghost. Or a spirit, if you prefer.

>>4971827
Mima pulls of green better than Yuka ever wishes she could.

>>4971826

Yuka can't make anyone beautiful, but she can transfer the life of a body into the life of a flower.

Surely existing as a flower is better than your pitiful life.

>>4971837

Did you know Yuka can fly without bothersome wings?

Plus, Yuka can duplicate herself. She is one of the very few people in Gensokyo who can do that.

>>4971835
I am a soul you motherfucker now shut the fuck up before I kill your dick.

Here is Mima pulling of moe better than Yuka.

>>4971847
[citation needed] fanon is no good.

>>4971848

Yuka is Youkai moe.

Yuka doesn't need to try to be beautiful, she just is.

>>4971847
Mima doesn't need her wings to fly. Any idiot knows everyone in Gensokyo can fly without help. Except her stupid apprentice who needs a fucking broom.

Here is Mima being friends with people.

>>4971853

Both are mentioned in canon, I believe.

>>4971847
>>4971841
>>4971827
You're not making things spicier... you're just ruining a once in a blue moon good and funny Mima thread.

>>4971832
Above ground, maybe.

>>4971858
If it is you'll have to show us.

>>4971859

Alright, I'll just let Mima take over then.

You could just filter me, next time.

>>4971848
Let's look at her titles.
>Vengeful Ghost (HRtP)
>Ghost
>Spirit who leaves fate to the dream of eternity (TH03)
>An Evil Spirit (TH05)
Hmmmm?

Here is Mima fighting that stupid vampire bitch (Mima won)

>>4971827
Strongest youkai, sure, but there are stronger non-youkai.

>>4971868
>>4971864
Here is Mima killing both of your dicks.

>>4971870
That fucking miko is stronger than her. Twice.

Here is Mima protecting her stupid, defenseless apprentice.

Here is Mima looking moe. Mima didn't even have to try.

Here is Mima being awesome as usual.

Here is Mima fighting that miko bitch (Mima won this one, too).

>>4971879
Heh, can't handle the truth, can we?

>>4971891
Mima has fans who recognize Mima's awesomeness! Not that Mima is surprised.

Here is Mima being badass.

>>4971885

It is unclear if the Shrine Maiden has ever truly defeated Yuka.

-Perfect Memento, aka canon.

>>4971898
You have no dick.

Here is Mima after cutting off your dick.

>>4971903
Phantasmagoria, bitches.

Here is Mima. There's nothing else to say, just bask in her grace.

>>4971912

>truly defeated

But I don't want to derail your glorious thread.

Some people ask how they can be as amazing as Mima. The answer is no.

>>4971360
>Yuka has no friends.
>Mima is friends with everybody.
One of those has to be wrong for the other to be true.

>>4971905
You can't cut off the dick of TURTH!

>>4971919
Phantasmagoria counts, her hair got messed up and she had a tear drop.
Mima's thread is open for all posts. I welcome anyone who recognizes Mima for the greatness I am.

Here is Mima helping the mentally ill.

>>4971903
PMiSS don't say exactly that. Stop using canon for your own purposes.

>>4971926
Mima is simply caring to those who are lonely.

Here is another Mima Is Badass image. There are many of these.

>>4971930

Thank you Mima, for being an amazingly social person.

Your acceptance is an inspiration to us all.

Mima is trying to help this stupid fairy, but Mima is not always able to understand what she wants, so Mima ignores her and turns her into water.

>>4971949
Mima tries.

Here is Mima being friends with everyone. Also the mentally ill. It is difficult being this amazing.

(Here is Mima turning that dumb fairy into water, by the way.)

This thread is making me dislike Mima. Quit it.

Here is Mima being caring to her stupid, lowly apprentice. Mima tries, really, to be understanding to her continuous mistakes, but it gets very grating and difficult.

>>4971957

Yuka tried being friends with the mentally ill once.

The fairy ended up mentally scarred.

>>4971950
>Mima ignores her and turns her into water.
Stop contradicting yourself.

>>4971962
You must be Yuka because unless you were that jealous bitch it's impossible to dislike Mima.

Here is Mima being amazing.

>>4971970
I turned around and she exploded. It was weird.

Here's Mima being dramatic.

>>4971977

No, no. I don't "samefag" by removing my trip.

Some people are just easily bothered by their betters.

Mima doesn't even have to be in color to be dazzling.

>>4971966
Alice is not Mima's apprentice.

>>4971977
No, it's more of Mima being a jerk to everyone.

>>4971989
It's very difficult to not be me, isn't it? I hear that slut Yuka uses proxies.

Here is Mima in the vicinity of that fucking miko. It was hard.

>>4971998

Yuka doesn't need proxies.

She doesn't even need the internet.

>>4971994
I get them mixed up. They're all the same, really.
>>4971996
I still don't understand how one gets sick of Mima. Mima is Mima! You must just be jealous.

Here is Mima with her actual apprentice. She's crying because she can't fly without a broom.

Mima is radical!

>>4972011

People get sick of Yuka fast.

It's because Yuka appears more frequently than Mima here.

Many people like to take pictures of Mima being amazing.

>>4972015
Here is Mima trimming Yuka's stupid flowers. Yuka is too small to fight.

Here is Mima's stupid apprentice remembering Mima teaching her how to use her broom. I guess she forgets how every now and then.

Don't wish to be Mima; simply live with the fact that you will never live up to her.

>>4972021

Mima is older than Yuka.

But no one really knows how old either of them are. They both take good care of themselves, so they look nice.

>>4972011
Yeah. That must be it.

And here is Mima looking off into the distance.

And this is all Mima has. Mima doesn't like to collect pictures of herself, that would be called a Camwhore. I hope you enjoyed this look into Mima's everyday life. Now you have become one step closer to being friends with Mima.

Unless you'e that slut Yuka.

>>4972015
That must be it. It's hard to like a slut.

>>4972042

Yuka still has many pictures, but this is not a Yuka thread.

And Yuka is not a slut.

>>4972016
that's because Mima can't help being awesome.

>>4972048

Let me guess, you're fine with Sanae but not Yuka?

Are you afraid of Yuka's competition?

Mima is just too awesome to be in the games nowdays, she would make all characters look shitty

>>4972058
Don't start that.

>>4972069
Exactly! Can you imagine me facing off against that fucking miko? That drunk guy would realize how shitty she is and Mima would
Mima has to make a phone call right now.

>>4972076

Sorry, sorry.

I had no intentions of continuing that, though.

mima confirmed for touhou 13

>>4972095
read >>4972069

>>4972042
Awesome amazing incredible Mima OP gone now.
Your all fighting for nill. Anon be sad.

>>4972091
Oh, Yuka, you dumb slut.
Here you go, a picture from the good times.

>>4972095

He better throw Yuka in there too.

He won't.

Or he will and make her extremely underpowered and slow. ;_;

>>4972104
Mima is always with you, dickless peasant! Mima just ran out of images.

>>4972105

Dumb or slutty? Yuka only has one imperfection.

Make up your mind.

>>4972086
read >>4972102

>>4972117
We all must face ourselves one day.

Mima forgot this one! Here is Mima teaching her apprentice to kill a miko.

>>4972128

Mima > Yuka > All.

Who wants to agree with this?

No one. ;_;

>>this entire thread
read >>4971644

>>4972131
I'm ok with that.

>>4972131
I do. I like fried shrimps.

>>4972133

You haven't realized we were having fun the entire thread?

Sucks for you.

>>4972140
Eh, details.

>>4972137
>>4972139

Hooray! Here, have an electric guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hws4X0skF1Y

Here is Mima's awesome theme song following Mima's awesomeness.

>>4972133
lol @ thinking people actually care.
i was messing around with mima posting images on 4chan for fun. didn't mind yuka popping in and just rolled with it.

i figure mima would make a good neet. and she's full of herself. put two and two together and poof this thread.

also, mima's not even my favorite character

>>4972148
Mima is so awesome that she has 2 awesome theme songs. Here is the other one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXLmUPWl-vc

>>4972155
>Mima
>neet

haha what?

>>4972156

Yuka only has one awesome theme, but it does not match up to Mima's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5HqhMo3Bdfg&playnext_from=TL&videos=mtqt1cKlGBM

>>4972159
own idea, sort of. when i learned she chilled in the hakurei shrine after th2, i figured she probably was like kaguya and never did shit. hence why she isn't in the games - she's too busy on 2chan

>>4972148
>>4972156
There is also this version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrNVRMKHe7c&feature=related

>>4972165
I see her personality as the total opposite of a neet.

>>4972162
Yuka also have the theme from PoFV, which is pretty awesome as well.

>>4972168
different strokes different folks. she reminded me when i first learned about her as an internet troll.

>>4972166
That video always make me cry ;_;

Yeah, but Reimu beat Mima three times.

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>>4972233
If my stupid apprentice had been able to actually slow her down while I got ready, then I would have won.

>>4972148
ZUN also made arranges of it.
http://www16.big.or.jp/~zun/data/mp3/th3_05.mp3
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_adQ22WRY8

>>4972255
Baaaaaaaaaw. It's always some else's fault, huh?

>>4972269
Well if she was actually useful, that damn apprentice...!

Yuka has a few awesome theme songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81c6ZCBel30

>>4972278
See previous statement.
I thought she was your friend. That's not nice, calling your friends useless.

>>4972301

This is excellence.

Thank you.

>>4972304
Everyone is Mima's friend! But that stupid apprentice is... she just... well, she's very cute, but she gets on my nerves.

I am leaving this place because it is no longer amazing like Mima. Also I am hungry for some dead miko.

>>4972304
Actually Mima let Reimu win. Mima is humble.

>>4972339
Ahahaha. Run away. The truth will come crashing down sooner or later.

>>4972358
Oh, please. That's such an overused excuse for losing.

>>4972360
the truth is >>4972358

>>4972370
Actually it is Reimu who have the most overused excuse of all times: Main character.

>>4972397
Heh, can't argue with that.

>>4972370
Didn't she say something like "we could go forever like this..." after fighting with Reimu for a while?
But then, again, that was the old Reimu. She couldn't even fly for herself yet.

Inb4 autosage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofnEdB8Blc

Here is Mima making a city appear in a soccer stadium.

Mima is moe