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the fark?

あららら～♪

Happened to me to when I was a kid.

If only... if only I was born a girl.

>Doushio
Moe~

>>4971151
This improved my mood. Thanks, anon.

Who else read this in a falsetto?

>>4971215

Me.

>>4971215

Me too. Pretty funny.

I didn't know stick figures could cause heart attacks.

This never happened to me as a kid. No matter how hard I tried ;_;

Why does he ask him to come before getting his attention? Doesn't make sense.

moe~~~

The cashier lady at a gas station once thought I was a girl. It wasn't moe at all.

Some woman followed me into the men's room once. Maybe I should cut my hair...

>>4971229

I got called a girl once. A very, very ugly girl.

>>4971234
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what ? you don't want to be a manly space marine ?

>>4971466
>space marine
>manly

but they're most likely homosexuals..

>>4971498
Space Marines are asexual by nature, but have a gigantic hard-on FOR THE EMPRAH.

>>4971151
Happened to my every so often when I was a kid.
It had its advantages in the supermarkets. I would sometimes be offered to get in front of the line~
I miss the days of having long, blond, drill hair.

>>4971498
go play a muscular game of pretend

>average_/jp/_poster's_dream.jpg

>>4971520
>long, blond, drill hair.

So jealous

>>4971520
>long, blond, drill hair.

pics or it didnt happen

I've never seen natural drill hair in real life. I get those Jew curls in the hair near my ears but that's a bit different.

I was never, never will be, able to pass for a girl.
I'm too manly for that.
;_;

I was never, and never will be, able to pass for a girl.
I'm too manly for that.
;_;

AWESOME

>>4971547
>>4971562
I finally get the chance to post pictures of my young, girly self, but then I realize my 1TB HDD, with all my personal stuff, died 2 weeks ago. Sorry, guys.

When I was a kid I answered the phone and the guy called me little girl. Now I don't anwser the phone anymore

>>4971466
The idea seemed very intriguing to me before, but then I learned I'll have to get thge Bald for that.

A clerk at London Heathrow asked my father if I was his daughter once. I was 13.

>>4971913
No actually that was Gatwick, not Heathrow.
Flights to Gatwick are cheaper.

I have never been mistaken for a girl. Oh, it's raining. About time, we haven't had rain in weeks.

>>4971711
cool story broseph

how the fuck this thread has so many responses? I'm fucking disappoint. /jp/ even being a Sunday.

People confused me with my sister all the time back when we were young. Oddly enough our gender roles were switched, I was shy and bookish while she was a tomboy and protected me from bullies despite her being the younger one.

The only thing people ever mistook about me was my age. You can't get used to being addressed "mister" at the age of 12.

>>4972188
Threads like this are pretty commonplace you know

this is relevant to my interests

everyone thinks I'm a bear

>>4972287
You smell like one.

Girls would refer to me as "little boy" when they called me.

Even when I was already in highschool. Fucking bitches and whores.

OP made my day. Thanks.

>>4972287
Because your the Red Cyclone.

This comic always makes me smile

>>4971151
This happened to me all the time as a kid.

Felt bad, man.
Boku was a boisterous little shota who wanted to be a MAN.

Splendid.

>>4971233

never understand this one...

>>4971178
>あららら～♪

shouldn't there be more than one あ?

>>4972669
For ara ara, sure.

For ararara, nah.

Yesterday in a shop one grandpa called me "a girl".

AM I KAWAII?

>>4972722
Dunno man post a picture of yourself and then I'll tell you.

>>4972730
Just did it.

>>4972734
Of course, buddy.

>>4972722
I would.

>>4972734
No way

It's... not possible.

A young lower class man mistook me for a girl while I was reading a book in what I thought was a deserted area. I was wearing a hat and my hair was really long back then so I can't say I blame him. He was surprised and laughed when I looked up. He then sat down next to me and explained how he was a criminal and that good money can be made in steelworks, after which he shook my hand and walked off.

What the fuck, man.

>>4972767
Its my photo from "Nan Desu Kan" animefest 08 in Denver.

>>4972782
Lookin good. I wish I wasn't born with Conan the Barbarian's facial structure.

>>4972782
You can't be a man... THERE'S NO WAY

But anyway, if that's you and you are indeed a trap, let me say you're the first attractive trap I've seen.

Happened to me when I was a kid. It bothered me a bit.
I'm way too manly now to ever pass as a girl.
;_;

>>4972800
aahahahah queeeeeeer

>>4972811
I-it's only because he looks like a girl!

>>4972811
virgin nerd

>>4972722
It's a girl

>I wish.jpg

Yeah, me too

>>4972870
I'm not a girl.

>>4972889
post more deliciousness.

>>4972832
its you
you are a virgin nerd

>>4972722
NO FUCKING WAY!
TROLLINHARD!.EXE

Dude you think that im a little girl?
What the hell is your problem, you wanna fight?

I think I should cosplay Hideyoshi next time. :3

>>4972957

>>4972957
Which one?

I WILL BELIEVE YOU ARE A BOY, but the angle is a little "myspacey" ya'know.

unfortunately, we're in 3D.
bottom.. ;_;

>>4972978
This one of course.

>>4972978
we're in 3D mang.
so bottom.. ;_;

>>4972722
>>4972734
Considering I've had that image on my hard drive for years, I doubt it.

>>4972722
Impossible.
I can't believe that.
I demand a picture of your manly chest to ascertain your gender.

Wow that comic caused some old memories to resurface in me..

There was an old lady in the church I went to when I was a little boy and would address me as if I were a female and it's been a very long time but I think she probably told me at least once or twice that I should dress a bit more like a lady and less like a boy. Well in addition to her being old and her vision probably not being quite up 100% I guess it didn't help matters that I generally had fairly long hair (my parents couldn't afford things like haircuts often back than), my girlish-little boy voice and I dunno maybe my face was a bit feminine?

Although I'd just smile and nod and be all like "Okay. =)" inside my mind it would be all: 'ﺧ益ﺨ I'm not a boy! Why can't my parents afford to get me a haircut more often?' So yeah although NOW days I'd be glad to get to pass for a girl back than? HELLL NAWWWW

Wow that comic caused some old memories to resurface in me..

There was an old lady in the church I went to when I was a little boy and would address me as if I were a female and it's been a very long time but I think she probably told me at least once or twice that I should dress a bit more like a lady and less like a boy. Well in addition to her being old and her vision probably not being quite up 100% I guess it didn't help matters that I generally had fairly long hair (my parents couldn't afford things like haircuts often back than), my girlish-little boy voice and I dunno maybe my face was a bit feminine?

Although I'd just smile and nod and be all like "Okay. =)" inside my mind it would be all: 'ﺧ益ﺨ I'm a boy! Not a girl! Why can't my parents afford to get me a haircut more often?' So yeah although NOW days I'd be glad to get to pass for a girl, back than? HELLL NAWWWW

>>4973058
>1247154519443.jpg

>>4973029
So, what's the gender of the person in the picture.
It's a girl, right?

I still get mistaken for a female simply because I have long hair.

>>4973029
It was posted and reposted a thousands times.

>>4973076
I'm not a girl. Stop confusing me.

>>4973115
Prove it.

>>4973073
Marisa_get_out_of_/jp/.jpg

>>4971215
I started to as soon as I saw "Ararara."

Why do you think he wants that little "girl" to come here?

Happened to me once when I was a young child. It's one of the only memories I still remember from this time.
I had very long, curly hair and was wearing a red outfit. I was walking with my mother on the streets when she began talking with some neighbor, the guy told me I was really cute and that he was sure that a lof of men would want to marry me once I grew up. I didn't say anything and just stared at cars passing by. Seeing that I wouldn't answer, my mother told him "Ha ha, It's a boy."
The guy said "Oh sorry kid." And he went away.

Later, I cut my hair with scissors.

>>4973393
Ara ara

Whenever I got called a girl it was supposed to be insulting

Recently, when stepping on the bus, some old guy was like "ladies first." I don't know whether he was sincere or not... maybe his eyes were bad. I wonder what he thought when I asked for a ticket.

>>4974522

Same.
Whenever I was in pain. Folks would say stop being a little girl.
Felt bad man

>>4974580
"Real men don't cry!"
wololo

wat

How do I get my hair to be all pretty with drills?

OP last panel needs more kana

I used to be considered a girl because I grew my hair long and cleaned it thoroughly every day for that glossy shine.
Then I cut my hair short, lo and behold my gender was revealed.

>>4971151

Girls aren't bald. This comic confuses me.

>>4975626
>In demonology, Barbas is a demon described in the Ars Goetia. He is described there as the Great President of Hell governing thirty-six legions of demons. He answers truly on hidden or secret things, causes and heals diseases, teaches mechanical arts, and changes men into other shapes.

>changes men into other shapes.

Summon him, become the little drill-haired blonde ojou-sama.

>>4971151

Average /jp/ user

I have long hair, so sometimes people assume I'm a girl from my back/side appearance. For some odd reason, I feel like I have to keep pretending and not let them down. Maybe because it'd be totally awkward and somewhat humiliating to face the fact the reality of it, but I still try not to reveal my manly features when this happens. I also have a very deep voice.

I've groomed myself a huge, long neckbeard just to prevent this very problem.

>>4975770
My neckbeard/mustache just ends up looking like pubic hair or a dirty mexican so I can't even do that.

So many people thought I was a girl

:_:

>>4975782
And the problem is?

I haven't cut my beard or mustache for almost 2 years. Feels good man.

I'm 19...

and people still call me a ma'am when they speak to me on the phone.

Actually feels bad.

I'm 21 and people think I'm a girl if I'm talking and they don't see me, and think I look like a sophomore in highschool.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>4976081
When I'm on the phone people think I'm my father.

And he's built like a bear.

>>4976095
Are you sure he isn't a bear?
Are you sure YOU aren't a bear?

>>4971520
Same here, only I had long, curly, black hair, down to my butt. I eventually got tired of being mistaken for a girl so many times that I asked my parents to get it cut.

Oh, what a dreadful demon that possessed me that day.

>>4976106
I myself am built like a pile of sticks, and have a fairly feminine face.
and fuck off back to /v/ with that shit meme

>>4976081
I get that a lot too. Feels nice, but, rather than be because of a feminine voice, I think it's just because I'm soft-spoken.

>>4976106
Lol'd... god damn /v/ making a mental image so clear.

I've had a deep enough voice to sound 30ish since middle school. Feels.... kind of bad I guess. I want more range for singing.

I've been blessed/cursed with the physique and beard of a lumberjack.

Much as I want to be the little girl, I can only do it in the confines of my room. I fixed my fair to be like a tomboy's, now gay people are looking at me like I'm a girl. Not sure if want.

>>4976081
You must be an operator.

>>4976081
>>4976128
Likewise. Though I seldom used the phone so I didn't know how to speak, and when I'm on phone people got a feminine voice screaming at them while I wondered whether my voice is going through.

Ararara

Wen i was kid that really happened to me. I wish i would look like girl now, but now i'm hairy man.

Feels batman.

ufufufufu~

Happened to me many times.

Nobody corrected Doushio to Doushiyou?
I am disappoint.

>>4976208
ど～しよ～？

>>4976215
どうしよう～？

I get this on the phone every now and then.
Apparently my voice on the phone sounds like my mother's... not sure if that's good or bad.

Not as often as before though.

Arere? >= Ara Ara >>> Ararara

>>4976275
Where does oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora stand?

>>>4976284
Below MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

>>4976208
That would be pointless and indeed missing the point, much as complaining about spelling mistakes in Finnegans Wake would be.

>>4971186
I understand why you say it, but if you were a girl, you would probably end becoming what you hate, a cocklusting slut.

When I was a kid I kept my hair down to my shoulders and got mistaken for a girl all the time.
I got molested when I was 11 or 12. For a long time I thought the guy went for me because he thought I was the little girl.
Ten years later he gets arrested and I'm called to testify and find out he'd been dragging little boys into public toilets all over the county, ~lol~

>>4976350
I'd be a naive, gullible bookworm with luscious curly hair down to my butt.
Yeah, I'd probably be taken advantage of enough times to become a cocklusting slut, despite my pure nature.
;_;

>>4976386
>the guy went for me because he thought I was the little girl [then kept going after he found I was a boy].
That's my fetish.

>>4976390
I guess I'd be the sort who blushes at the very mention of sex and closes her eyes during kissing scenes in movies, but all of that would be a front to hide a massive collection of sex toys.

I wish I was short and cute ;_;

I still get mistaken for a girl very occasionally. Kind of weird. But I secretly like it, just have to make sure nobody else knows I like it.

>>4978463
Despite having short hair as well.