/jp/ - Otaku Culture

For sure.

She'd probably be the one to kill me...
<3

>>4964779

What this guy said.

Only if she was real

If it came down to it, yeah.

only if i got one in the first place

yes

i can die for my waifu's spendings you know?

>>4964813
You haven't found your waifu yet? How sad.

It's okay, she'll come to you eventually. Don't rush it, let it come naturally. You'll know when you've found her.

Absolutely.

Yes, of course. Anybody who would say otherwise doesn't love their waifu.

>>4964824

Remember, you don't choose your waifu.

Your waifu chooses you.

>>4964833
Right.

It's a lie no one would die for his waifu. Love doesn't exist.

>>4964833
that's not true! ;_;
she definitively chose me! ;_;
me on right! ;_;

>>4964846
Neither does your mom.

Yes, it's not like my life has any worth.

>>4964850
no reading comprehension.

>>4964850
Fucking retard.

>>4964850

I have to agree with this one.

>>4964859

>>4964850
>Konata
Once again, why are you in /jp/?

Of course.

Anyone who would is a worthless whining wimp

If there is a situation where only my death could save her then I still choose no. My love for her will overcome all odds, I will save her without selfsacrifice.

>>4964908
Don't worry, you'll find your waifu some day.

I cannot die.

>>4964779
This.

>>4964915
Shiro?

>>4964779
Same here.

>>4964958
Anyone else dream of licking the candy off her hair?

>>4965076
They're not real candy, those are just hairpins. Besides, they're wrapped anyway.

>>4965089
Don't ruin his fantasy...

>>4965076
I'd rather lick something else, if you know what i mean.

yes but only if they were real

Mayb-

No, of course not. Even my waifu was a Yandere or Yangire I dont have enough in her to either kill herself or not find a penis to hump. Bitches and whores,you can't trust them.

>>4965089
He means the candy under her skirt.

Protip:
Everyone betrays you eventually.

>>4965138
Yandere and yangire are the ultimate forms of devout love. Rest assured, she's probably following you into your grave shortly after. She may even dig up your corpse just to rest in the same coffin as you. She'd caress your lifeless body as she draws her last breath and gives you one final kiss.

>>4965166
Wow, that's deep.

>>4964958
where was that pic from?

>>4965138
Is that Yuno?

If I found out that I could spend an eternity with my waifu by killing myself, I would go down to the nearest jewelry store and buy some cyanide as soon as possible.

I wish I could die for my waifu ;_;
Most likely I'll end up dying from something stupid, like cancer or a heart attack.

If I die of a heart attack, I hope its from HNGGGGGGing at a cute image of her or something.

>>4965215
You can't buy cyanide at a jewelry store

The object of male is not to die for your waifu, but to make the waifu die for you.

/jp/ - suicide/general

>>4965222
Gah, somebody told me that I could, oh well. I guess I could always go with shooting myself, but I'm afraid that I'd fuck it up. ;_;

>>4965187
It's from an awesome doujinshi, were Lambda is raped by Beato, Battler, Asmo and Lucifer.

I fapped so hard to this.

>>4965202

Yes

Yes it is

Why are you all such insecure faggots?

>>4965291
Insecure about what?

>>4965286
D'awwww, this edit made me smile.

>>4965239
Many Jewelry stores clean their jewelery with KCn (Potassium Cynaide)

If you're good at lying, you can go and ask for some to clean your wedding ring with.

>>4965267
I understand Beato and Battler, but what grudge does Lucifer and Asmo have against her?

>>4965318
They simply follow Beato's orders, like the good furniture they are.

>>4965347
Such nice girls. Why can't girls like that exist in real life?

She'd be the one to kill me.


I wouldn't mind.

If necessary, I would, but >>4964779.

In an instant, with out a second thought.

There is no way that situation will ever happen.

I better get some poontang before I bite the bullet at least...

I was under the assumption that we die not dem wafius

Why would I anyway

Not as though they're gonna be all like "arigato onichan unyuuuuuuuu'

The only thing I have to look forward to every morning is my waifu. I'd be dead without her. I owe her my life.

would take her with me

>>4965426
You don't deserve Yuno with an attitude like that. I would die for her no matter what. Loving and asking for nothing in return, that's what it means to have a waifu.

I'd be fine just holding hands with my waifu and chatting with her. This comes from someone who hates the company of others.

I just don't know if she'd be interested in even talking to me, even if we are alike. ;_;

I would.

>>4965413

BACK THE FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE

>>4967797
I sleep with your beloved Bern everynight now, since i bought her dakimakira. How does this make you feel?

>>4968776
Or was it dakimaguro?

Yes. I would.

Without doubt or hesitation.

>>4968776
I still love her.

>>4968776
you only sleep with a pillow with a picture on it.

>Would you die for your waifu?

No, but I'll live alone in poverty for my waifu.

Nope. It's just a cartoon character, after all.

>>4968814
You sound like a jealous fag... that's not a pillow, that's my 2d waifu.

>>4968872
i'm not jealous, i prefer zepar to bernkastel.

>>4965187
>>4965267
For those who are interested, this doujinshi is called Majyo wo Motenasu 34 no Sahou (or 魔女をもてなす34の作法).

No. My waifu will kill anyone for me, though

>>4969449
is there a download link for this?

Only if my waifu is what I have in mind.

Sure, I mean in the world of 2D there is no ultimate death, worse case scenario, you become an undead zombie.

>>4970202
Nope.

Me in the bottom

>>4970302
where are you getting the pictures from?

>>4968776

You sleep with a dakimura is how I feel. You have a weak mind if you actually need something physical.

>>4968790

Why is Ranka in a bucket?

I would gladly die for her.

>>4970317
From the actual doujinshi, i bought it long time ago.

>>4970322
Not only physical dude, I also fuck her (and Lambda) in my dreams. She nipa'd hard when i came inside her tight pussy.

And for the dakimakura, it's always a pleasure to see her happy face when I wake up in the morning.

>>4970322
Embracing a dakimakura is quite pleasant. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

>>4964768
Perfect reason for suicide

>>4970429

>smiling face
>Bern

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That ain't the real Bern, dude. You've been had.

>>4970451

I don't need one nor do I want one. I have thick sheets.

It's not like I have much else to live for.
Sure.

>>4970472
I would embrace a regular pillow and think of Rika, but being able to look at her was significantly better.

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>>4970468
Whatever you say man, it's obvious that she is smiling inside, because I'm her husbando.

>>4970503

1. where did you get that thing.

2. Bern doesn't have a husbando. She has toys. Know your place.

In my case, the question "would I die" is sort of pointless. I'd probably die over and over and over again.

You have to be a dumbass to die for a piece of bad drawn cartoon girl.

>>4970516
1. With the last Umineko DVD release : Note 06, special edition.

2. I'm ok with this!

>>4970550

1. Then it's a sheet, not a dakimura.

2. Too bad I'm her favorite toy.

>>4970561
1. That's a pillow covers. In other words, a dakimakura. Only the Maria one (and maybe Jessica?) was a bed sheet.

2. I seriously doubt that.

>>4970429
Damn you lucky bastard
Why hasn't anyone else scanned and uploaded this...

>>4970712
The vast majority of doujinshi are never scanned.

>>4970629

1. Too bad I'm broke and like not spending my money on stupid crap.

2. Doubt all you want. Doesn't make it any less true.

>>4970722
Poorfags can't afford sexy witches.

>>4970718
Generally everytime i buy a rare doujinshi, it is scanned by someone else two weeks later. Feels bad man.

>>4970833

I'm going to Japan in less than a month and staying there for 10 weeks in a study abroad program. I'll find something.

Also, buying DVD's for the dakimura isn't worth it. I'd rather just buy the dakimura without the DVD's that bring the price tag over 100USD.

>>4970845
From where? Ebay? I'd rather not buy a used dakimakura.

The real question is, would she die for you?

Mandarake sells used dakimakura too, with cum stains and everything.

>>4970875
eww

>>4970856

Neither would I. Unless I can get it standalone and new, I wouldn't buy it. I don't really subscribe to the idea of buying shit if the extra is good.

Then again, the dakimuras and sheets are probably the only reasons why Umineko is selling at all.

Would you pay $100US for a dakimura?
it comes with a DVD as a bonus

>>4970980

...maybe. I like checking out the extras. What is this DVD that you speak of?

>>4970980
if i didnt live at home, i would have bought one already

>>4970722
Sorry, I'm her favorite toy. She told me so in a hallucination. She says it's because I have more magical power.

How many Bernfags are there in this thread right now, 4?

>>4971290
Yes. Bern is very popular around here.

Bump for more waifu and dakimakura discussion.