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This is interesting when they face to face.

>> No.4963099

Suwako is a goddess and a Gensokyo resident, but she's no Zeus. Bald rage wins.

>> No.4963094
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>> No.4963101

>This is interesting when they face to face.
wat

>> No.4963105

Kratos needs a miko dress.

>> No.4963107

FISTS WILL FLY AT THIS LOCATION

>> No.4963108

He better not do anything lewd to her.

>> No.4963112
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kratos will be pulverized

>> No.4963117

>>4963099

Kratos only beat Zeus with tricks and enhancements. Vanilla Kratos would get his dick kicked in by Suwako.

>> No.4963153

As much as I like Suwako, I can't see her beating Kratos.
Oh man, this is gonna be messy...

>> No.4963164

Hat activates. There were no survivors.

>> No.4963166

>>4963160
Suwako, confirmed slut?

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>> No.4963160

Kratos associates Suwako with his daughter and refuses to harm her.

Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

>> No.4963178

>>4963163
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>4963160

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>>4963183

>> No.4963200

>>4963166
Hey, he was the former god of war, that's a pretty good catch right there.

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>>4963099
What are you talking about? Suwako will fuck her up.

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>>4963099
What are you talking about? Suwako will fuck him up.

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>>4963160
I AM THE GOD OF WAR

>> No.4963233

Kratos gets arrested by the UK police.

>> No.4963235

>>4963225
Requesting this image with Kratos's red tatoo.

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>>4963212
Don't you mean "her"?

>> No.4963239

>>4963200
She shouldn't go for anything but the current god of war.
SUWAKO X KHORNE WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR PAIRING EVER.

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>>4963212
DAT MOUTH

>> No.4963243

>>4963232
fffffffff

>> No.4963284

In China, if I recall, it was thought that frog spawn fell from heavens like rain.

If you go outside during rain and catch raindrops with your tongue maybe Suwako will bless you with her eggs that hatch in your stomach and turn you into a 2D maiden.

>> No.4963295

>>4963284
Yeah, but then I'd have to go to China.

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>>4963193

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Suwako would feast on his bones~

>> No.4963335

God of War is baby's first hack and slash, and Touhou is baby's first shmup, so they go well together. Their child will be a hack and slash/ shmup hybrid that will become the most popular genre ever.

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>>4963284
Or they will just incubate inside you and then burst out of your chest.

>> No.4963393

>>4963335
That sounds...kinda interesting.

>> No.4963401

>>4963335
Surely you must mean Dynasty Warriors and Galaga.

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>>4963335
I liked your idea, so I put my artistic talents to good use. Original Character DO NOT STEAL. illegal in the UK

>> No.4964507

>>4964485
Oh wow.

>> No.4964582

>>4964485
Why does the Suwako half have bigger biceps than the Kratos half?

>> No.4964590

>>4964582
Genes got mixed.

>> No.4968241

Greeks are much hairier than the French.

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