/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hello, /jp/edophiles. I am here to tell you the truth. The truth, is that the popularity of anime is a CONSPIRACY. Haven't you noticed something odd about the huge, eyes, the tiny nose, the small mouth, the almost hypnotic effect that anime imagery has on young minds? Don't anime girls remind you of a certain other image that is ingrained on the public consciousness?

The alien gray.

The truth, is that anime is a new program by the New World Order, a revolutionary technique to force us to accept our new, alien masters. We are being programmed to equate the cute, vulnerability of anime girls with our new masters. This programming will make future generations unable to resist their rule. Think about the phenomenon of moe. Immagine if your favorite moeko was real. Wouldn't you do anything for her? Wouldn't you follow her every command? Wouldn't you die for her?

When our programming is complete, we will feel the same way about our new masters. We will love our alien overlords, we will do anything for our alien overlords we will die for our alien overlords.

The cuteness and innocence hides a sinister agenda. This programming is designed to make you and me into mindless slaves. Performing whatever tasks our masters set us to with fawning adoration, perfect shocktroops for the war with the Reptilians.

Japan was the test group, and the grays and the New World Order have achieved results that far exceed their wildest expectations. They are bringing programming regimen to the rest of the world with a vengeance.

There is still time. Time to warn others while we have a chance, time to save the world.