/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, because I'm still sane.

It's called a waifu, and yes. Yes I have.

Yes.

It's been awhile since this was posted. And yes, I have.

Yes.

yes, but that was a long time ago...

Yes, but I'm not stupid enough to believe it will go anywhere. God is cruel

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

I wish I had dreams about my waifu.

>>4937644
But of course. The feelings of love I have for her have brought me much happiness.

They are called waifus op.
Welcome to /jp/

I first fell in love with a character from a French comic called Thorgal in a short story that was only published in some comic magazines (as far as I know). I have cried for realizing she would never be real. That must've been about 15 years ago now.

It was also a little girl, but I was still in puberty so it wasn't as creepy as it would be if I were now.

>>4937784

No you, welcome to /jp/. Learn to recognize ancient pasta next time.

Nope, but this post brings back weird memories. A girl once told me that I remind her of a certain character. Years later someone asked her that exact question and she admitted that it had happened once -- it was the character who I supposedly resemble.
It still bothers me.

>>4937807
You admit it's ancient and still expect him to know it?

Fuck off Shinji

>>4937838
Yes, for someone who's calling someone else new.
Oh, the irony.

>>4937791
Oh god, Thorgal.
That series was fucking brutal.

>>4937848
Especially the three-parter on the land of Qa.

How many times i have typed that, "i love rin." That fucker who robs graves and burns corpses. I love her.

>>4937644
y-y-yes! got problem with that?

Why are there no decent Misato doujins?

>>4937911
Old hag.

For example, there are almost no decent Yukari doujins.

>>4937938

What are you talking about, Yukari has lots of good ones.

Of course.

>>4937961
Yukari is used as follows:

- Slut gapping studly anons to rape or have amass orgy.
- Gap in penises.
- Tentacle rape
- All of the above.

Name one doujin where she has the main role, it is porn, has a male as a love interest and nothing freaky happens.

>>4937998

Well... there is that one with her and RInnosuke which I can't name off the top of my head.

I am now setting up the black candles and improved summoning circle in order to summon Hong.

I am now summoning Hong.

Come forth, Hong.

Please.

>>4938017
Ah, I remember that one. Know any other one?

I think the same guy did Bow of Mahogiya or something.

>>4938022

Highly possible. The eyebrows don't lie.

Should be more, but don't know any others, though. Sorry.

Yes.

We're engaged now. And I'm set to have her name tattooed on myself some time next month.

>>4938043
not sure if +/-1

>>4938039
>>4938033
>>4938030
>>4938043

Excuse me, what is this?

>>4938063

I take offense to that.

>>4938043

Celty, is that you?

Oh boy, here we go again.

Piss off and take your headless corpse with you, faggot.

Godfuckingdamnit

>>4938049

Likely a bot.

>>4938065
haha

>>4938069

Wow, I only realized it was a headless corpse after I read this post.

Too much 3D in here. Pig disgusting exposed tracheas.

>>4938063
I'd say some really disturbed and creepy poster.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4930984#p4931062

No attention was paid to him in that thread, I don't see why it would be different in this one.

seriously, how bout you delete your thread op?
make the same one after this fag dies.

Wait, WTF is up with this decapitated corpse?

>>4938091
daily gorespam bro
ignorance would be great in this situation

>>4937644
Yeah, DUH, you're on /jp/

>>4938080
Disgusting roast beef. Get your headless 3D whore out of here. 2D love only.

yup,
kind of fills me with self disgust actually...

>>4938017
At least a couple of recent ones: where Yukari tries to win the favor of a group of otakus, who are only into child-like touhous. True, that is a bit freaky but nothing out of the ordinary happens during the sex itself. It's rather amusing since all of them just plainly ignore her appeal at the start.

http://www.mediafire.com/?yqey0zy54te

For something more mild one can just go back to Hot Dog Chuck's set of doujins, where her love interest is Rinnosuke.

http://www.mediafire.com/?tco4mnr4jjy
http://www.mediafire.com/?zimyanjzoxr

>>4938091

from some korean movie

>>4938084

OP here, to be honest I thought the maid would delete this thread before this guy even showed up.

As a fan of celty I'm strangely aroused by this troll.

Ugh. I kinda wondered if I posted in the right thread for a moment.

>>4938115
>aroused

>>4938108

How dare you compare this angel to a gook, her name was Bianca Brust and she had a pure soul. She wasn't a fucking swamp rat you panty huffing pussy.

I have OP. Mai waifu is lovely and made of meat!

>>4938115

You think the meido would actually delete something that deserves to be deleted?

For shame, Anonymous, for shame.

>>4938126

If it gets enough reports, I guess.

>>4938146

How many is enough?! My report finger is bleeding already.

>>4938146
Reporting for illegal content should be faster.

>>4938115
aroused you say?
well most of us are disgusted by this faggot here.
we don't care about your fetish so please delete your thread for the sake of /jp/.

>>4938158
He's posting this shit in every thread now until he gets banned.

This is pretty goddamn fucked up.

>>4938123
No, she was a German prostitute who was killed last year.

3D Pig Disgusting which is now long gone.

>>4938158

Don't be hatin, brother.

>>4938119

In either case, thanks for answering the summons.

Rinfan here! THIS THREAD IS THE SEX!!! aaahhh

>>4938173
Don't care what she was.

The guy posting this stuff needs help.
Psychological help.

>>4938123
I guess she gave too much head

Oh wow, the murderer actually posted these pictures on a gore forum himself.

>>4938196

Stop posting headless 3D sluts. We only like pure headless 2D girls.

>>4938219

Damn right bro.

The killer committed suicide the day after he posted these pictures. I wonder if there are any pictures of that.

>>4938291

Why did he kill the hooker? Was he in love with her or something?

>>4938300
Dunno. Probably an easy target. Pick up, take home for sex, strangle during the act...

>>4938318

Strangle? I think he pressed on a little too hard.

>What has been put together is that on Feb 20th he strangled Bianca and then decapitated her his reasons for doing this were because he was in love with her and she rejected him. He then took the photos, posted them here soon after. Then he took her head put it in his backpack and left her nude corpse on his bed, he then set his apartment on fire got in his car and with her head on his passenger seat he drove into a truck head on at full speed and killed himself. So while we were here arguing whether the pics were real or if he took them he was already dead.

Pic is the killer, with the machette he used.

>>4938328
the man was obviously he-man

>>4938377

Two lives that could've been saved if only that bear was introduced to the joy of 2D love earlier ;_;

>>4938377
Nice truck.

>>4938377

My hero.

What do you call it if you fall in love with a 2D male? Do 3D graphics count as 2D since you generally only see them in a 2D format?

You know your waifu?

We killed her in a fire.

>>4938377
Good.

Now get the fuck out and play in traffic.

>>4938467

Hasubando. And yes, a 3D rendered girl is still 2D. See Idolmaster.

>>4938487
Thanks, friend!

The first time I watched Pumpkin Scissors, I just loved Randel Oland. Definitely not the conventional husbando.
;_;
I have a crush on Frankenstein's monster too (book version). Even more so than Oland. I fall asleep thinking about him and obsess over him secretly. Even if he doesn't exist D':

WHY

THE FUCK

DO WE STILL HAVE THESE RETARD COPYPASTA THREADS

I love Naussicca. She is the ideal daughter.