/jp/ - Otaku Culture

so desu ne

REAL FACTS ABOUT JAPAN:

2-No matter how hard they try, they will never speak english.

>>493342
I'm Japanese, I have disputed you.

>>493345
Sou desu.

僕は日本語が少し話せます。

>>493372
NICE BABELFISH, I BET I CAN USE IT AS WELL.
>>493387
try speaking it faggot.

3. Japan hates you.

4. You will NEVER be Japanese. Unless you are Japanese.

5: In Japan, a girl not moving at all during sex is called a tuna. And it is considered a positive quality

Real fact #5 (see picture)

I'm surprised someone hasn't jutted in with an ass-man picture yet

>>493342
6. You're not getting any of this.

7. ちんこ

>>493387

kimi wa nihongo ga sukoshi hanasemasu ka? sore wa joozu desu. yoku benko wo shite, ne.

7. no matter how small your PENIS is, you're still big in japan.

>>493538
*i fucked up... benkyo wo, not benko*

i shall not burn myself with fire, as is your custom. pardon me while i fall on my sword

>>493485
It's that coma moe~ that gets men off.

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>>493538

I just got out of Japanese class, in Japan, and I think you are all faggots.

>>493577
me too, which school?

>>493589

Yamasa.

>>493342
>1-No matter how hard you try, you will never be anything more than a dirty gaijin.

>>493637
That already made #4.

Couldn't give a shit.

>>493342
I could if i could really motivate myself to learn it ^_^

>>493691
>^_^

Not doing much motivation by sitting on your ass posting on 4chan.

>>493691
Motivation does not make you smart enough to learn Japanese.

>>493342
Oh god her ass is so hot, I'd stick my tongue directly in her anus.

>>493544

no, you fucked up by not actually typing it in 日本語　DESU

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>>493702

get trolled much?

>>493704


First of all, what is the girl's name in OPs pic and does she do pr0no?

also, if you stick your tongue directly into a girl's anus, will you get sick?

>>493729


what will it taste like???!

>>493732
Tastes like chocolate and love.

>>493744
And salty coins.

>>493729
I'd imagine you wouldn't if she keeps it clean.

>>493342
Oh lawd, more Rina Akiyama is necessary.

>>493752
I second this.

100 - You go to japan and run into a chinpira...we never see you again.

get this 3d shit off the front page

00/ You can get anything you can get in Japan in America better, faster, and cheaper.

>>493485
>5: In Japan, a girl not moving at all during sex is called a tuna. And it is considered a positive quality
This is one of the few things in my "drawbacks" column when I think of Japan. Except it's bold, in red ink and underlined three times.

>>493811
I shed my gamottes and plunged my throbbing intromittent organ into her genital opening.
Her gymnovarian ovaries are like the delicate pearls of a great clam lying serenely upon the ocean floor.
My sperm releases into the oocytes the coelomic cavity and then enters the ostium, then through the oviduct and are eliminated.

>>493837
Biology textbook, you are the worst poet ever.

>>493837
NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

more japaneses girls http://youtube.com/watch?v=IfiKBB_qYvg

>>493837
Like a mollusc

No matter how hard you try to speak japanese and No matter how hard they try to speak english. Europe will laugh at you

>>493342

>1-No matter how hard you try, you will never speak japanese.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA, GOOD ONE

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRAILER TRASH RETARD INCAPABLE OF USING YOUR FUCKING BRAIN DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE IS, ALSO CONTROL ETC

I ALREADY SPEAK IT, FAGGOT. ENJOY YOUR FAIL

>>493342
I prefer to phrase it this way:
Japanese is easy as fuck and if you can't speak it you should be chemically castrated so your retarded ass genes can never be propagated.

>>494837
I don't believe you.

ahh but most importantly
Guys that like the internet, anime and games are big losers in Japan too

>>494881
No they're bigger losers

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>>494881

Who the fuck wants to be Japanese?

What you can be is multilingual which is always awesome

ive been living in Japan for 2 years now and I think America is a much better country

>>494911
seconded.

Learning english is probably the best thing I have ever done.

>>494919
that's right

>>494911

It's impossible to SPEAK MORE THAN ONE language! I mean my mom knows only English, dad knows only English and other retards like me on 4chan only understand English. So what the fuck are you talking about? I take that you are trolling. GTFO

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>>493538
Nice job failing with particles there, buddy.

>>494933
I speak japanese near fluently, but can't read it worth a damn. English is my first language.

It also helped that I pretty much grew up there (11-16)

>>494933
I take that you are trolling. Unless you're an American.

OP is technically right you know, but not in the way he thinks he is.

Yes, you will never speak Japanese, you will never be accepted into their culture, you will never live in their country, you will never marry one of their women.

Not because you aren't Japanese, there cases where white men have done these things.

It's because you are anonymous and thusly will never be accepted into ANY culture, you will have a hard time living in your OWN country and you will never marry ANY woman.

In fact it's for these reasons that you are so enthusiastic about Japan, anime and manga portray it in a beautiful light and you buy into the illusion. Of course no one expects you to ever be able to ever move to Japan so it's a harmless impotent little fantasy.

Face it anon.

You're much happier with Japan where it is, far away from you.

>>495000
Phhh tell that to the hundreds of bumbling, ugly, fat foreigners I see working in tokyo english schools every day

>>495000

Yea thats weird, people think what they see on media automatically creates this false image that so and so (japan) is dandy. I know its racist over there and they are snooty people who think they are the shit but there not..

>>495000
On the other hand, can be said about people trying to be american

>>495000
THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL COUNTRIES!

>>495011
The advantage of anonymous is while he is self deluded, his cynicism will prevent him from ever trying to achieve his goal.

Fear those that try to live as English teachers in Japan, for they are truly delusional. If they are wise they learn to hate the country from within and leave the bitter remains of their dream behind.
If they are not they live the pathetic life of an outcast.

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>>495032
Now you're catching on! It's the traditional "Foreign = exotic!" problem, the truth is that those faggots across the sea are almost exactly the same as you! We just pretend to be different.

8. Everything about Japan was adapted/stolen elsewhere.

>>495034
DIE ANONYMOUS! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>>493485
Might as well be nailing a corpse...
Oh you crazy japs... when will you ever learn?

>>495054

Couldn't the same be said of America?

>>495054
9. And they usually make it better.

>>495000

Is this a GET? Perfect for the Wall of Text board.

>>495300

That's not even a minor get.

For this slow moving board, it should be.

>>494837
Angry-kun is so kawaii when he's blushing ^_^

>>493485
i learned this the hard way. i was very sad to find it out.

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>>493518

ITT OP realizes he will never accomplish these things and baaawwwws.

Also, sage.

hehe we should all buy these "Japanese Only" tshirts http://www.debito.org/