/jp/ - Otaku Culture

none of those can defeat aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

You really did take it to /jp/...

Uh oh.

Like I said, I knew there would be butthurt.

Stupid faggot.

In single combat theres no way a Spartan could beat a Samurai. Learn your history.

Bumping for delicious otaku tears.

>>4931872
you mean the copypasta?

>>4931867

And they really got trolled

Bump sounds interesting. LET'S SEE OP FAIL!

>>4931867
>>4931872
>>4931876
>>4931882
lol

>>4931882
Copypastas.
Yeah, were raging so hard, grrrr.

>>>/a/33736352

the virgins at /a/ sent him

>>4931874
Cool story broski.

>>4931886
go watch Deadliest warrior, watch that .gif, and read history.

>>4931889
>Can't figure out how to detect samefags
newfag.

>>4931892
what a bunch of nerds

>>4931892
Huh? I thought they were from /v/

>>>/v/56558406

http://www.thearma.org/essays/knightvs.htm
I'm posting this, although I'm assuming the average japanophile won't be able to tolerate the lack of praise for every aspect of Japanese samurai culture long enough to actually reach his conclusion.

bump *sigh* Y do ppl like this come on here? If you don't mind japan and the other subcultures, y come on here? It's all based on something from asian.

>>4931904
>/jp/
>calls /a/ nerds
hahahaha oh wow

>>4931914
Hello /a/ friend.

>>4931913
just because i dont like Japan doesn't mean I won't stop driving a Honda.

>>4931914
look at the insecure nerd
>>4931913
don't post here

>>4931914
y u so TROLLED?

Nobody got butthurt, nobody got trolled and you're a moron if you think the trolling worked. /jp/ sees this stuff every day and is used to it.

>>4931914
take your reaction images back to /a/ you virgin nerd

>>4931922
>>4931923
>>4931924
Y'all mad as hell

>>4931921
Y r u in /jp/ if you don't like japan?
You be trolling?

>>4931929
keep your virgin baby dick on /a/

>>4931929

>>4931929
I'm sighing, not raging at these trolls who have no idea what to do.

>>4931929
your confusing others with yourself, nerd

>>4931936
>>4931938
>Saging a slow board

>>4931943
>being a older than 15 and still being a virgin

Thread reported for pathetic trolls and hidden.

>>4931943
>he doesn't know that /jp/ sages everything

>>4931902
u mad that i spotted you samefagging?

>/jp/ insulting other people to be virgins
oh c'mon guys, try a little

>>4931943
Go back to /g/ and take your smelly dirt-from-the-foot-eater with you.

>>4931953

Newcomers must accept all our traditions or leave.

>>4931950
>Implying non-virgins even heard of /jp/

>>4931960
look at this newfriend

>>4931963
>>our traditions

>>4931960
>hwo is english dun???
usingenglish.com

>>4931958
You're probably wrong about it. I've gotten accused of samefagging so many times. Has never been true. People are really not that good at detecting it.

>>4931929

>>4931960
Not our fault you're a virgin. And gay.

1570s cannons became a common part of the samurai's armoury

>>4931966
So how does sucking japan's dick get you laid? Do they give you the leftover fat and ugly chicks?

>This fucking thread

EVERYONE MAD

>>4931961
>Insinuating I would ever go to a shithole like /g/

>>4931960
>>4931965
lol virgin nerds trying to make believe pretend that everyone is as pathetic as them
me and suigin on the left

Hahaha y'all niggas is so mad

>>4931963
I love you. Don't ever stop posting.

Cool thread

Japan was never nuked.

ATOMIC BOMB != NUKE

>>4931988
im slightly but too busy taking it easy.

>>4931972

Two >'s? This is unacceptable.

>>4931993
Why would you have a picture of RMS if not to post it on /g/?

pic related (read subs)

>>4931986
fucking sexy as hell asian babes you probably search for on yourporn or motherless.com

90% of this thread is from /a/.

>>4932008
Because he has good reaction faces. And it gets people like you MAD

>>4932005
your faggotry required there to be two

>>4931997

I'm not new. I've been here a while.

NONETHELESS, you and Suigin are probably my favorite tripfriends.

This thread implies that /jp/ actually likes Japan

How does it feel to know that a Spartan can generate over 45G of force with a single shield slam?

How does it feel to know that a samurai AND
ninja fell to to the Greeks? Two of japans
most over glorified fighters were beaten by
1 man

>>4932016
>porn
>implying i fap to 3DPG, nice try bro

>>4932027
I can be Suigin too, his tripcode was revealed on /a/ last week.

>>4932031
Ninjas were assassins broski.

>>4932034
yeah go fap to your animes and cartoons, nerd

>/jp/ casuals ranting and raving about how this thread is from /a/ despite failing to realize this is /v/'s doing

>>4932032

>>4932021
But I respect him and support his ideals.
Why would I be mad?

>>4932038
He was probably the one who leaked it, you moron.

>>4932040

>>4932048
Nah, he got butthurt and changed his trip to another thing.

>>4932041
>implying this is /v/'s doing

/a/ and /v/ status: metatrolled like a motherfucker
I kinda wish they had fallen for my aikido pasta

>>4932025

You could admit your mistakes instead of covering them up with an insult.

Wouldn't do much good, though.

>>4932048

It was YOU, boy

>>4932060

Good god man there are 3 Deadliest Warrior threads being updated and posted on live as the entirety of /v/ watches Deadliest Warrior as we speak on Spike TV

>>4932031
Feels good man. The Spartans were cool.

>>4932061
Great job suig.

>>4932061
they probably underestimated your aikido

>>4932061

>>4932041
nah i posted this on /v/ first but then changed it up in attempt to make /a/ feel bad about anime. Instead someone moved it here. Thanks for noticing my /v/ thread its gone already.

QUALITY THREAD!!

>>4932070

I can't wait to watch Alexander
destroy Atilla

>>4932061

Suigin: King of /jp/?

OR GOD?

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

I get the impression that someone in this thread cares. I sense it

>>4932084
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>>4932084

That guy owns

>>4932095
Suigin, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

This thread has degenerated into text walls.

Not too bad, I must say.

>>4932095
I'm not sure if I'm insane or something, but I think I know that guy in the picture. I swear to god there's a guy in my Japanese class that looks exactly like him.

>>4932084

Congratulations, you found a picture of me. This proves nothing.

>>4932103
>>4932095
>Wall of text crits you for < 9000

>>4932103
Fuck you nigger, your a baka

>>4932095

>>4932115
you think your though virgin then the glove are coming off

The only thing cool about Japan is how often they kill themselves (suicide owns). And the way they do it, now that I think about it. Mixing cleaners together and accidentally wiping out half your apartment building with the fumes is pretty cool

>>4932129
it wasnt me it was some other guy using my trip back to my SAFE TRIP

this thread is a mess