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Why's everyone running away?

>>490040
sauce of video of the gif.

>>490052
japan, obviously

>>490050
Hmm, maybe they don't want blood and guts on their clothes. Just maybe...

>>490055
Thanks bro. Brb.

>>490050

Because they are normal people, and normal people don't want to watch someone die. I on the other hand would of been dumb enough to lean over to get a better look and get nailed in the head by the train.

>>490056

I didn't see any blood spray.

>>490040

Often enough to be funny.

>>490059
vidja games =/= real life
blood wouldnt spray, so to say, but more like, ooze or leek

>>490040
How did he even get down there in the first place?

>>490066
jump

>>490066
Hop down.
Under every train waiting platform, there's always a little gap. Possibly for people that tripped and a train's coming and they don't feel like dying.
Kinda funny how it's being used for the exact opposite purpose.

>>490074
Where was he standing before he jumped? Was there an opening underneath the platform?

you see that very often in the Mexico city metro line

the only difference is that people jump before the train from one side to another of the
Platforms
i just hope someone got actually killed when jumping. that will be very funny.

>>490040

A little GANTZ there, without the Kei, if you know what I mean.

He's doing it wrong. He would have been chopped in half and then would have gone into shock/bled to death. He should have laid on it lengthways, head first so it popped like a grape.

>>490104

My thoughts exactly. What was he thinking?

going into shock from something like this basically results in loss of consciousness from rapid blood loss/drop in blood pressure.

>>490104
I was thinking crotch first for maximum pleasure

>>490104
I'd rather not mess up my face.
It's too pretty.

>>490115
An erection might have derailed the train.

>>490118

>>490118

Oh shi-

>>490118
brb subway

All crude and insensitive jokes aside, it's pretty pathetic for a nation to have such a high suicide rate.

Man up you bitches, killing yourself is a cop-out. Should make amends or improve yourself, not cry and kill yourself (aka: The Samurai Way).

>>490050
you'll never know, could be a suicid terrorist or anything

>>490133

I think that when Japanese people decide they have nothing left to live for, they should just go to Hokkaido and become ranch hands. Because Hey Dude was awesome.

>>490040
They're not perfect so they kill themselves, and the rest of their race evolves. It way not be stated exactly like that, but that's basically what they're doing.

>>490133
Japanese people kill themselves when they are left with nothing/dishonor their family. Americans rob others and leech off the system when they are left with nothing.

>>490135
5 star jump right there. Look at that style, fucking excellent.

>>490158

What is this honor bullshit you speak of?

>>490188
Something you obviously don't have, silly American.

>>490158
The American way is better. Besides, consumers exist to consume. Send us your suicidal. If you're willing to kill yourself, then America really ain't that bad. Good drugs, cheap beer, lots of food, and you can still piss people off in your own country.

>>490202

I'm American now?

>>490185
as expected from paranoia agent

>>490202
Pfft, anal-retention, you mean. Country of passive-aggressive, obsessive-compulsives with repressed-anger-issues.

Pegged you in one.

Anyone have a Suicide Circle/Club gif of the only decent bit in the film?

>>490211

>>490224
Fucking beautiful

Are the train conductors considered murderers?

>>490224

IT'S RAINING MEN.

>>490040

Wouldn't the guy feel a certain amount of pain before dying that way? He didn't go head first after all.

>>490249
not really, the spine gets severed and he would go into shock and lose consciousness anyway

most cultures don't consider killing yourself as honoring your family

Dude if any girls what to kill themselves so badly they should come over to my place, I'll give em a reason to wanna die. I won't let em, but their lives are worthless anyway right?

>>490245
yes

>>490259
Yes, after a short while, but before that happens he'd be in pain. Read volume 3 of Eden before you start spouting bullshit.

This must fuck up the train schedule.

>>490269
Ya really. My family is the same.

>>490310
pain for 10 seconds, god its not as if youll be feeling anything for very much longer.

People who kill themselves are the biggest pussies around in so many ways.

>>490270

>>490269
But the japanese aren't alone either. In the epic poem I-Juca Pirama, by the brazilian Gonçalves Dias, a nameless indian fights for his right of being eaten.

>>490310
He'd bleed out before shock wore off. Reference more fiction.

>>490335
Hey girly, your mouf is mighty purdy...

>>490347
Ah...!

What is the chance to get pushed on to the rail when you are waiting for the train at rush hour when there are many people there?

>>490509

about 10%

>>490269

It's not considered honourable in Japan, it's considered very selfish.

You know who gets stuck with all the compensation payments to those who were "inconvenienced" by the suicide?

The person's family.

>>490535

ｗｈａｔ

>>490535
This is true

>>490568
Person A kills themselves on train track, meaning the track needs to be cleared and the train cleaned.

Train company and commuters demand compensation, which ultimately comes out of now dead person A's estate. I'm not sure if they can get money from family members outside the estate, but perhaps.

>>490241
Don't know why but this turn me on.

Goddamn, you people are faggots.

If people want to kill themselves, let them.

Enjoy your emo "survivors" wanting pity.

>>490535
Eh, it depends on the family. If the guy was a loser, those payments are just a small price to pay

>>490055
Singapore actually.

>>490158
Amerikkkan pigs dont know what honor is, they lost any meaning of honor they had after their revolution.

Pig, this is another mexican anon speaking, but i'll rather be dead than be a parasite leech, or daydreaming the entire day anonymous of mexico surely must know If he's a real mexican what it means to be a PARASITE in mexico.

Pussy? more like a realist.

>>492878
Anon of Mexico is awesome.

Shut the fuck up.

Go out the Korean way, with guns blazing.

>>490310
Thats right, because manga is a wholesome source of medical knowledge.

>>492889
Go fuck yourself cockshelf.

>>492889
amerikkkan pigs as usual considering everything an insult.

If he's a mexican that actually lives in Mexico, and not limmigrant trailer trash that calls himself a mexico and has never been into it and probably has 20 tatoos saying LA RAZA on his back.

he must know what happens to parasites in Mexico, a lot of central mexicans that can't get into UNAM off themselves, here in BC if they cant get into a real university, they become the laugh of society and their families, instead of getting into a private unviersity which is considered a fucktard gatherplace they off themselves.

>>492897
why do you dislike him?

how do you know he is parasite?

60% of all deadly crimes in Japan are suicides.

>>490202
>Something you obviously don't have, silly American.
Western honor caused WWI, so it was abolished by silent agreement.

>>492889

Mexican living in mexico here.

I just have to say, there are normal and shitty people everywhere, meh. isnt this common knowledge?

>>492976
>isnt this common knowledge?
Children and redneck idiots who never go anywhere do not know this. They assume people are different in other places.

>>492952
>Western honor caused WWI

>>493004
Everyone honored their treaties even though it was in the interest of no one but a few small countries. If France, the UK and a few others had said 'fuck you, enjoy your war', it would have been a series small skirmishes instead of one of the most horrific travesties in the history of warfare. Honor caused that war to become a World War.

Honor is for the weak.

>>493058
If Knights and Samurai are weak, then wtf are you? Superman? Spiderman? The Hulk?

>>493058
We are all weak; those who don't admit it to themselves most of all.

>>493067
He's an Underage b&.

lol are you guys still talking about honor?

>>493067
Knight and Samurai were weak retards that held civilization back with their fucked up ideas of Honor. PROVE ME WRONG

>>493067

I'm the goddamn Batman.

>>493079
You obviously have never been in a serious debate, the burden of proof is on you.

>>493081
Actually no it's on you, Prove it or you are fucked.

>>493079
I can derail train with my PENIS. PROVE ME WRONG

>>493088
Provide a valid argument that I should provide a proof to disprove you when you have none yourself.

Honor is not weak, but dying out of honor is.

>>493079
Yes, knights and samurai were calling the shots and making the laws. Hell, they even sent themselves to war for the fun of it.

You're either an idiot or a mediocre troll, I can't tell which really.

>>493090
Lets experiment.

>>493090
This is 4chan, pics or it didn't happen.

>>493090
We all are a bounch of faggots.
PROVE ME WRONG.

>>493090
OK, lay your dick on a railroad track and with for a train to come. Have someone video tape it.

>>493109
In a community of this size, statistically, something like sexuality is rarely 100%.

>>493098
Look how far civilization progressed as soon as those systems were over thrown, you have to be a moron to miss it. Fedualism is shit and so is "honor." People need to make decisions based on logic and realism, everything else is shit and doomed to fail.

>>493119
This troll kind of has a point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor#Cultures_of_honour_and_cultures_of_law

>>493119
You're forgetting what you said, "Knights and Samurai." Those two classes were loyal to a lord, a leader. I wasn't pointing out that clinging blindly to honor holds back progress, more-so pointing out that your post led to the assumption the soldier was responsible for the leaders decision.

>>493231 (adding to my post)
and that is why I called you stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M

If you're gonna do it, do it right with a mass train suicide!

i was talking with a paramedic in new york about these incidents. the accidental ones were the real buzz kill. apparently in many instances where this happens by accident the person who falls into the track has their lower half mangled and twisted but the pressure of the train is holding their guts in and their spinal cord s broken so they think all that is still there and there just trapped in between the train and the wall.

He had to explain to some 20 year old girl that when the pushed the train off her all her insides were going to pour out and she was going to die a messy death. kind of heart wrenching

>>490138
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
HEY DUDE WAS THE WORST SHOW EVER.

>>493266
That's pretty fucked up. I am officially creeped out, and that doesn't happen often

in before samurai vs knight.jpg

>>490158 Americans rob others and leech off the system when they are left with nothing.
Americans do that even if they aren't left with nothing.

You guys suck

>>493302
lol guro i came

>>493302
she probably deserved it.

>>490158
Actually sound like Europe's social welfare states and not "America"

Mexico is a Feudal system ruled by an Oligarchy which pushes it's excess population off on the United States and a pressure relief valve so Mexicans can talk all they want about "honor" but their country is broken. I'll take just laws over "honor' any fucking day.

You have to consider that in japan you have 3 lives.

>>490158
Actually sound like Europe's social welfare states and not "America"

Mexico is a Feudal system ruled by an Oligarchy which pushes it's excess population off on the United States as a pressure relief valve. Mexicans can talk all they want about "honor" but their country is broken. I'll take just laws over "honor' any fucking day.

>>493317
The wealthy do that, too. For that matter, in Japan as well.


Final answer: A shitty live dad is better than a dead one.

Do the Honorable thing, jump in front of a train!

>>493427
Oh, you should do that first if -anyone- should, rapist scum.

>>490040
lol, buncha pussies running away...

Don't fucking jump in front of my train you asshole

Goddamnit I'm late for work again

>>493476
You have an excuse if you are late, I saw it in Anime, it has to be true.

>>493266
>>He had to explain to some 20 year old girl that when the pushed the train off her all her insides were going to pour out and she was going to die a messy death. kind of heart wrenching

I CAME

>>493476
It's the train's fault for slowing down.

>>493547
can you imagine sticking your penis into that girl when her organs are coming off?

or how you're sticking your penis into her an then suddenly you have a cervix all over your penis?

and how you play with her guts, rub it all over her bleeding vagina and your face.

AGGH.

>>493266

Its hard for me to imagine what that must be like, talking to someone whose been torn in half. I'm glad I don't do jobs like that.

>>493496

Still a pain in the ass though, especially if you can't be late for your performance or an interview or something...

>>493575

I work in a hospital. It always sucks telling someone they're going to die.

"You caught cholera. It's too late for us to do anything. You're going to pretty much lose every bit of water you have in your body through your ass while throwing up."

>>493568
I love you, 4chan.

>>493568
fucking SICK. get the FUCK off you disgusting virgin!

Subway suicide in USA.

>>494092

Welcome to 4chan newfag, enjoy your stay.

>>493568

In fact, I can imagine that. Just the feel of rubbing my dick against her ribs, mmm

>>494124
Actually you confuse /b/ and greifing with the rest of 4chan. It might surprise you that lots of people on the other boards never ever go to /b/ since that is where all the real newfags hang out.

>>494163
No not really, /b/ aside, seriously if you fall for such a blanetent troll then welcome to 4chan.

Train suicide thread?
>>LOL I WANT TO SEX TEH ORGANS!!!
>>How dare you BAWWWW!!

>>494163
this is actually true
I haven't been to /b/ for 3 years

Everyone starts out at /b/ and when you finally find that it's shit you move onto the other boards

>>493330
About the most pathetic thing people do when somwthing bad happens is trick themselves into thinking the person it happened to deserved it.

>>494199
I actually started off in /gif/.

Also, writing this kind of stuff off as 'weak' or the people that do them as 'weird' without trying to help them is the reason why countries like Japan and America have such high rates of suicide and school shootings.

>>494234
People in the US have to try fairly not hard to be able to find "help". It's more an issue of not thinking they need any. Want to blow your school up or want to kill yourself you have a problem, but these people see no problem. They just see a dead end or only one way out. The Help is out there but the person has to want it and even with help the situation will not change over night.

>>490040
>japan

lolno. that is singapore

>>494258
Maybe they didn't jump. Maybe they got pushed, pushed by someone wishing on a Monkey's Paw.

>>494254
From the looks of the platform, yeah it does seemed a typical Singapore MRT Station.

>>494326
>>.jpg

you made me cringe for a while anon