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I can't read russian. Translate it, please.

My guess is something along the lines of the mistress is dead, long live the mistress.

wouldn't meiling be out of a job?

>>4928380
"BAAAAWWW. Mistress!!"
...
"HOORAY!~"

>>4928380

First they're crying "Aaaa! Mistress! Aaaa" etc.

and then they're going "yipee"

>>4928383
She can go back to her old job now.

wait, so the only reason why remi and flan aren't considered a neets is because they're lolis?

>>4928402
Vampires aren't NEETs. Flandre is insane and needs to be contained. Remilia likes to go out and visit the shrine.

Also, fuck you.

>>4928403
>Flandre is insane.

No she isn't, get your fanon bullshit out of here.

>>4928402
The whole "weakness to sunlight" thing is really inconvenient. You can even get otherwise normal people who are allergic to sunlight to confirm this.

>>4928403
umm NEETS can go out
I have the suspicion that you are confusing the word NEET with hikikomori...

>>4928402
They can't go outside because the light hurts them asshole

>>4928410
They pretty much go hand in hand nowadays. You have no job, don't go to school, nor are receiving any kind of training. Don't open your door for a few days and you are on your way to becoming another failure at life hikki.

>>4928410
This.

>>4928437
for one NEET is not the same as hikikomori

also plenty of vampire characters have found ways around the whole sunlight outside thing
predominately
going out at night

>>4928453
If I was a vampire the first thing I'd do is coming up with a plan to destroy the sun.

>>4928462
All life dies. You shrivel up and die as well.

BAD END

>>4928462
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next best thing: block it out.

Hey I'd make an artificial sun that runs on virgin sacrifices and doesn't kill vampires as a replacement instead

>>4928472
>virgin sacrifices
Are there enough 4channers for that?

>>4928472
Someone order an artificial sun?

>>4928480
If the Aztecs could keep the sun up, I doubt 4chan would fare worse.

>>4928486
Aztec women were not sluts like nowadays women. Virgin supply is short.

It's like that infamous Cirno image. Any reaction you might get from it is destroyed by the quick and simple realization that, uh, she's a vampire and therefore already dead.

>>4928410
Except they're the same. Any true NEET is a hikkikomori and any true hikkikomori is NEET.

Ding dong, the witch is dead, etc.