/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

they make my penis cry

Yes.

Yes.

Poor Satori & Koishi. I will never let anything hurt you again.

>>4925925

Why would you like a faggot like Koishi?

yea
read this doujin about tenko. there's a guy who married tenko and lived with her peacefully and finally, they decided to have joyful sex. while kissing, the guy notices that tenko smells like sweat and she replies something like "when I sweat, it means that im going to die soon because im getting closer to a real human and what awaits after that is death" and the guy tries to say something but she continues "I know that you want to ask me tons of stuffs but for now, lets enjoy what we're doing!" and then they proceed to have sad sex, and when she's at climax, she screams something like "I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER AHHHHNNN<3333" holy sh1t that made me cry ;_;

>>4925935
http://exhentai.org/g/85660/cafef7dc9b/
not translated but I pretty much summarized it

>>4925938
Imouto.

>>4925946

She's a stupid uneducated fuck, almost a clone of Flandre, completely boring and parasitic and talks like a fucking douchebag.

You'd have to be mentally slow to like her..

50 years got to me.
;_;

>>4925951

What part of her being a younger sister do you not understand? Had she not been Satori's sister I probably wouldn't give a shit.

nope, I've been on this board for a week and I still don't know the difference between touhou and other weeaboo shit

>>4925951
You'd have to be mentally slow to like touhou at all.

>>4925976
How about you get the fuck out?

I sometimes cry at night when I think about Wriggle and how I will never meet her.

>>4925976
Reported.

>>4925983
problem /jp/?

>>4925907
That's the one where she gets raped for abandoning the people right?

>>4925951
Thats not very nice.

>>4925951
>clone of Flandre

What the fuck? did you confuse her with Nue?

>>4925954

bam

>>4926024
The only thing Koishi has in common with Flandre is that she's a little mentally unstable.
The only thing Nue has in common with Flandre her music and that they both have weird wings.

>>4926051
Koishi's unstable?

50 years made me bawww a fucking river.

>>4926058
Kinda. Not crazy, but just a little...broken. Unstable was the wrong word to use.

I haven't cryed in years. Feels terrible, man...

No. I just stop playing and walk away.

And by walk away, I mean open up a different program on my computer.

>>4926074
Oh okay, I guess the whole closing her eye thing would be a result.


Did she hate mind reading people?

Clone or not, I always found the Flandre/Koishi art very adorable.

>>4926092
Her closing her eye was what caused it, actually.
People hate Satoris because they can read minds. Koishi did not want to be hated, so she sealed her eye shut.

>>4926111

And everybody still hates her. Sucks to be the stupid bitch.

Tears? I've shed blood for Touhou, seriously.

>>4926116

Oh, this faggot again.

>>4926116
Hey, you found your trip.
People don't hate her anymore. They feel sorry for her, if anything. But she seems happy, so it's ok.

>>4926090
>cryed
Is that so?

>>4926131

>trip

excuse me?

I didn't even cry while listening to Hospice and reading along. If you think that silly hats and super laser tag will break me, you've got another thing coming.

>>4926098
I agree, so damn cute.

>>4926135
It's late, cut me some slack.

>>4926142
You're excused.

>>4926066
Any download links?

Yes.

Death at like last three seconds of VoWG Lunatic.

Why would I cry about something without any value whatsoever?

I usually cry when I hear the song "Reincarnation".

>>4928186

>>4928171

>>4928173
I have too, but I think it's because I've played Touhou Mother.

I got a lil misty when I read Murasa's backstory the first time.

I can't remember the last time I cried. Real men don't cry you faggots.

>>4928171
>>4928186
always sad, always...

>>4928220
It's sad that you never cry. It's so sad that you should cry about it.

>>4928230
Sorry, nothing to cry about. I am just too manly for you fatness of a failure of a man.

>>4928236
/jp/ anons are emaciated, update your trolling data.

>>4925896
Story of "Marisa ate Remilia's cake"

Yes. Many times.

>>4928242
Update your manhood data.
Men don't cry. Even skinny ones.

this

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8511916

>>4928259
You sick fuck

>>4926066
What is this about?

yes, when i saw how disappointing Imperishable Night was

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9422725
Dear god, why did you make me think of it again...

>>4925935
Hold it. This sounds quite interesting. Is there a link to this?

>>4928923
read the next post made by him

>>4925987
but Wriggle is a boy

>>4928933
Right. And what do I do with the sad panda pic?

>>4929085
Go to e-hentai, make an account there. Stay logged in, then go to exhentai/try the link again. If that doesn't work, I dunno.

The End of the Maiden's Illusion
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/778

exhentai is down as it seems

>>4929291
On it and fapping right now, bro.
Don't know what to tell ya. It's not supposed to be a well-known site, so...

>>4928841

Reisen and crying.

>>4929149
Reading this like mother fucking jesus christ's fist of the north star

>>4929149
Did a group translate this before? I remember having it downloaded before

>>4929314
Got any links? Can't find shit on google or the boorus.

>>4929954
yeah me too

>>4929954
>>4929962

Sure, why not. Today seems to be Reisen Day on /jp/.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Love_Stories:_The_Bad_Ends_%28third_thread%29#Reisen_Udongein_In
aba_.28by_Kilgamayan.2C_2008-03-13.29

Warning: Writing kinda craps out at the end because it was 3 AM and I had the morning shift the next day but I was in *THE ZONE* so I had to finish it then or risk an aneurysm from having to put it off even more.

>>4930007
Man that's so much of it. I'll just say... nice

>>4930007
...
Fuck you.

>>4930213

Yeah, I got that a lot.

>>4928171
>>4928186
>>4928190

These always get me a little ;_;

>>4930007
awwwwwwwwwww wtf is this?!

>>4930007
Oh, that wasn't so bad. More bitter-sweet than bad end, really.
Incedentally, I like Reisen a lot more now.

>>4930443

That was pretty much the goal.

A lot of people told me they hated Tewi after they read it as well, which was an amusing but unintentional side effect.

>>4930751
Bah. I hated Tewi already.

DAT MARISA DOUJINSHI

I teared up at the ending of Battle Royale ;_;

>>4930007
The Suika fanfic isn't there where you get thrown into the sun that shit sucks.

Concealed the Conclusion tore me up inside. With THAT final stage and THAT plot and THAT ending and THAT music. Augh.

>>4928186
Cirno starting to softly cry was the part that made it tough for me when I saw it the first time.

Today when I was in the car with my dad (he was driving) I was wondering what would happen if we'd get in a car crash. Then I started imagining what it would be like, the shock of crash, that feeling of unreality when it happens, and disorientation when it's over. How I would be wondering first whether I was still alive, then realizing what exactly had happened and check on my dad, and that he wouldn't respond. That feeling, that I imagined that it would be like if that would actually happen and my father who I was just talking with would be gone was so saddening that I almost started to cry just thinking about it. I managed to keep it in and just started thinking about something else to get it off my mind right away. I can only imagine how horrible this must be for people who actually lose their loved ones like that.

Anyway, just had to get that out. Feel free to laugh at my patheticness.

>>4930776

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Love_Stories:_The_Bad_Ends_%28first_thread%29#Suika_.28by_Raiyt..
2C_2008-02-25.29

>>4928171
>>4928186
>>4928190

Can someone explain why this is sad? It's not like Letty died or anything

>>4930823
I can't laugh at you for being pathetic when I'm more pathetic. Actually, I think that's my favorite part of /jp/.

>>4931959
It's probably in the heartwarming way
>>4929149
That was depressing But I chuckled at the end.