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Stupid sexy 'Rin.

>/b/ shit with /jp/ theme.
Could we not?

4. Report this thread.

Touhou : fapped zero times

Gonna stay that way, too.

>>4920278
>If I put steak sauce all over my pikachu, would Orin eat it, hurr?
...ugh.

NEEEXT

>>4920284
at least its not U MUKYU U LUSS time yet.

Why would you do þat? It's a bit of a strange idea. I don't know of anyone who would make records of such þings.
Have you been doing this? Post your records.

Fuck off with your /a/ thread.

>>4920330
... don't tempt me

Woah, the last 2 threads were received pretty positively. Did I post at the wrong time of the day?

>>4920337
protip: OP is a foreign user or similar Kimmo and thus has a really warped perspective, reminiscent of (and frequently mistaken for) Assburger Syndrome

>>4920354
we've likely de-trolled since you were last derping on here, do fuck off

>>4920354
Weekend is over faggot.

>>4920360
So angry anons like you don't use /jp/ on weekends or something? Just hide the thread and move along. Being this frustrated is bad for your health.

>>4920376
MUST... STOP... FAPPING...

Genji 1

There is a problem with this. I don't fap. It'd a habit I simply chose to not pick up no different than smoking or alcohol. No matter how hard I get I simply don't fap.

>>4920515
Enjoy your wet dreams.

>>4920547
that's the OP trying to keep his thread bumped

>>4920553
What's wrong with OP trying to keep his thread bumped? Hide it if you don't like it.

QUALITY THREAD!!

OP, if you've actually been playing this game, post the contents of your text file(s). I'm curious to see.

>>4920755
Okay.

Since April 17, 2010
Flandre 1
Remilia 4
Sakuya 1
Patchouli 1
Keine 2
Mokou 1
Hieda no Akyu 1
Alice 1

>>4920921
You fapped 12 times in three days? That is a lot.

Anyway, I haven't been playing this game, but I have been doing something similar. I wrote a script that writes the date to a file on my disk every time it runs, and made a button which runs the script when it is pressed.

Every time I ejaculate, I press the button on my panel. It's quick and easy.

>>4921000
Here's the script.
If anyone wonders what distro I'm using, it's Ubuntu 9.10.

>>4921000
aspies get out
/jp/ is not a bulletin board for masturbation games
promote your underaged retard-antics elsewhere, such as some blog host

These dumb threads made me curious about which Touhous I actually fap to, so I charted them all out, broadly categorized to see what correlations there were.

Hypothesis: lolis
Conclusion: lolis

>>4921000
Oh, I used to do something like that too (except without scripts). I had an .xls file where I would record date, time, character I fapped to, where character is from, and even the name of the exact image file, but I got tired of doing that after a few months and deleted it. So now I want to trying something more simple.

>>4921047
This is not a game. It's statistics, the collection and analysis of valuable data.