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Have you guys ever wondered how hard it must be being Sanae, or a slut in general? I mean, penises are constantly flying around in their head. They can't get dicks out of their mind. What air is to us, dicks are to sluts.

They just can't help it.

>> No.4919668

If air = dicks, then why do they seem to be drowning until a real dick is shoved in their mouth?

>> No.4919672
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4919672

This slut thing has gone too far. I hereby rededicate this thread in honor of what a good girl Sanae is.

>> No.4919679
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4919679

>>4919672
If she were a good girl then she wouldn't gather any faith.

>> No.4919681

>>4919672
She is the same like Aya. A slut. Get over it already.

>> No.4919685
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4919685

>>4919672
You have my support. Let's make this happen, bro.

>> No.4919701

Sanae isn't a slut.

>> No.4919718

>>4919701
But there are many pictures of her having sex with groups of men.

>> No.4919722

>>4919718
Fanon draws all the Touhous like that though.

>> No.4919726

There are no good girls in Gensokyo

>> No.4919740

>>4919726
Some of them are worse than others, though.

>> No.4919746
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>>4919685
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPPEN

>> No.4919752

>>4919718
Then Rika is a slut too.

>> No.4919757

"Sanae is a slut" comes from two different groups of people:
1. Sakuya fanboys
2. Aya fanboys

Sakuya fanboys were pissed off by the fact that ZUN decided to have somebody else be the third playable character while Aya fanboys tried to push the slut title onto another Touhou.

If you want to enrage both, remember: Sanae is a good girl. Aya is a slut and Sakuya pads her chest.

>> No.4919761

>>4919757
Why can't they all be good girls?

>> No.4919765
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>>4919757
Thank you for the etymological lesson.

>> No.4919773

>>4919746
>where
Seriously?

>> No.4919778

>>4919757
I love Sakuya and Aya.
I also like Sanae, and I like my Sanae to be a good girl
I still make slut jokes though

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>>4919773
You must not be acquainted with the pinnacle of human achievement that is Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

>> No.4919797

>>4919752
There are countless worlds in Higurashi though, so she will be pure in most of them.

>> No.4919798
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>>4919778
I like all three. Why can't we all just get along?

>> No.4919803

>>4919798
Because people like you are a minority while "Sanae is a slut" is now as widespread as claims that Nagato is a slut.

>> No.4919814

>>4919803
No. That meme has mostly died down by now. I'd say it's as widespread as the "Sakura is a slut" meme.

>> No.4919820

>>4919814
At least that has some foundation though

>> No.4919822

>>4919797
How do you know?

>> No.4919829
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>>4919803
>Nagato is a slut
I still can't believe /a/ ever found this funny.

>> No.4919840

>>4919803
If being a minority means you aren't spewing retarded baseless memes, then how is that a bad thing?

>> No.4919872

>"Sanae is a slut" comes from two different groups of people:
>1. Sakuya fanboys
>2. Aya fanboys

Strange, I belong to neither. I'm a Reimu fanboy.

>> No.4919875

>>4919872
reimu is shit though

>> No.4919885

>>4919872
You call yourself a fan"boy".
That's bad enough.

>> No.4919903

>>4919885

As opposed to those Sanae white-as-cum knights out there?

>> No.4919914

>>4919875

A bitch, a zombie, ZUN's pet. I'm cool with that.

>> No.4919917
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>>4919903
I prefer to see it as putting a tired meme out of its misery.

>> No.4919945
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4919945

>slut thread
>no sakuya or reimu

something is wrong here.

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>>4919829
That's a nice one, love the background.

>> No.4919993

>>4919945
Sakuya never saw a penis. Remilia doesn't even know what is sex.

>> No.4920001

>>4919993
Don't you mean Flandre?

>> No.4920018
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4920018

It is true that Sanae is constantly thinking about dicks and getting her pussy pummeled by handsome, muscular men, but thoughts do not equal actions. She is a good girl because she resists that urge to keep herself pure.

>> No.4920023
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4920023

>>4920001
nice walfas ref

>>4919993
well most of the slut stuff is by jealous fans of sakuya and youmu. mostly sakuya. or trolls.
i was being nice, and i assumed op wasn't a troll.

>> No.4920024

>>4920018
>thoughts do not equal actions.

Yes they do.

You must be new around these parts

>> No.4920040

>>4920018
>she resists that urge to keep herself pure.

she does indeed.

>> No.4920047

A slut is a woman with the libido of a man.

Think this veeeeerryyyyy slowly.

That's right. Men, as a whole, are sluts.

>> No.4920058

>>4920047
I am a man yet still a virgin. So I can't be labeled as a slut. And most people here are probably the same.

>> No.4920060

>>4920047
cummed inside =/= cumming inside
so,
sluts =/= men

>> No.4920063

>>4920047
It's only a natural instict.

>> No.4920068

>>4920058
You are an ugly slut.
>>4920060
Your distorted, broken anus says otherwise.
>>4920063
You are a natural slut.

>> No.4920087

>>4920068
u mad

>> No.4920086

I'm breathing dicks.

>> No.4920094

>>4919757
>1. Sakuya fanboys
who?
people liked sakuya?

>> No.4920101

>>4920094

She's the fourth most popular character so apparently so

>> No.4920104
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4920104

>>4920094
hey hey, i'm not into that slut thing and all, but why are you fightning fire with fire?

>> No.4920182

>>4920104
If you want to extinguish an oil fire, you set up a bigger fire next to it (basically what the Aya fanboys did when they started calling Sanae a slut)

>> No.4920194

>>4920182
you got a point there.

>> No.4920230
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4920230

I love Aya. I also love Sanae. Why must people always abuse them so?

>> No.4920233 [SPOILER] 
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4920233

if Sanae isnt a slut, then who is this?

>> No.4920238
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4920238

Have you guys ever wondered how hard it must be being Aya, or a slut in general? I mean, penises are constantly flying around in their head. They can't get dicks out of their mind. What air is to us, dicks are to sluts.

They just can't help it.

>> No.4920237

>>4920233
Shmion from Higurashi

>> No.4920241

>>4920233
you do realise that this whole 'slut' thing is what got her to the 2nd place, right?

>> No.4920243
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4920243

>>4920068

>> No.4920247

>>4920233
nitori

>> No.4920249

>>4920241
i know that,, i posted that to show the world the true sanae, not to diss her.

>> No.4920255

>>4920249
>implying any Sanae outside of ZUNs head is true

>> No.4920256

>>4920255
>i'd give my testicles to you for my very own green texts!

>> No.4920259

>>4920256
>parseetext

>> No.4920267

>>4920249
>>4920256
so you are a troll after all. demn, trolled.

>> No.4920264
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4920264

You have now realized that ZUN has put his dick inside of every single Touhou that exists.

>> No.4920263

>>4920255
wait, guys, how do we know ZUN's not churning out lolis every now and then for the fans to brutalize so to get himself some daughter porno to fap at?

>> No.4920265
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4920265

>>4920255
>>4920256
>>4920259
Fuck off.

>> No.4920270
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4920270

>>4920264
This is the face of my enemy.
This is the face in my nightmares.

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4920294

>>4920264
>He still thinks ZUN isn't gay!

>> No.4920302

>>4920294
>implying ZUN isnt gay.

>> No.4920305
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>>4920264
>>4920263

>they still think ZUNs only love in his life isn't beer

>> No.4920306

>>4920302
>implying implying ZUN isnt gay.

>> No.4920312

>>4920306
>implying implying implying ZUN isnt gay.

>> No.4920316

>>4920305
>>4920294

>Zun is a gay alcoholic who hates women

Convincing us, or yourself?

>> No.4920321

It's like I'm really in /v/.

>> No.4920323

>>4920321
Yeah, /jp/ has sunk a bit in the past 3 days for some reason.

I blame Atlus.

>> No.4920350

You are now realizing every Touhou is ungodly levels of celibate and uninterested in sex and wouldn't try even with one another.

>> No.4920371

>>4920350

>You are now realizing every Touhou is ungodly levels of celibate

SSIB refutes this

>> No.4920379

Why do people believe that being a good girl and a slut are somehow completely unrelated to each other?

Why do uber-hardcore Sanae fans think that people who consider her to be a slut are Sanae haters, rather than a different subsect of Sanae's fandom? I myself actually like her, it's just that I find the idea of her being slut to be a massive turn-on.

>> No.4920449
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4920449

>Why do people believe that being a good girl and a slut are somehow completely unrelated to each other?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna-whore_complex

>> No.4920497

>>4920379
A slut lacks decent morals and standards.
Someone without decent morals and standards can not be a good person.

>> No.4920889

>>4920497
>morals and standards.
And since when does /jp/ care about morals and standards?

>> No.4920915

The Air is now dicks.

>> No.4920924

>>4920889
I have none but they are a sexual fetish of mine.

>> No.4922381
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4922381

>>4920889
/jp doesn't. I do.
Sanae is a good girl.

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