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That controller looks awful

He room is so messy.

I don't cum inside tissues.
I masturbate enough for the pressure to be very manageable.

>>4910190
fuck, you're right. It's horrible

I grip the shaft and stop the flow of semen, so there is no ejaculation during orgasm.

I piss the flow out later.

Been doing it since I was a teenager and I've never had any problems.

It does make it feel a little odd to actually ejaculate though, when it actually happens.

>>4910218
There are easier ways to induce retrograde ejaculation than that.

>>4910233

If you say so.

>>4910218

No need for contraception anymore. This man is a genius.

>>4910218
>I grip the shaft and stop the flow of semen
Jesus are you CRUSHING your dick?

>>4910218

Are..you joking?

Cumming inside is fucking awesome, especially as your dick pulses and it's still inside.

the best feeling, for me, is to just lay a tissue on the floor, and cum out in the open, on to the tissue

Maybe our brains are wired to want to cum inside holes.

DRR DRR DRR

>>4910250

It doesn't work so well for that purpose. I need to reach under and apply pressure from beneath the shaft, and being lodged in a vagina makes that not quite possible. In fact, excessive practice masturbating makes you quite unprepared for how quickly the vagoo can extract magical energy from your ponos.

>>4910256

Basically, but it's not quite crushing. You have to apply enough pressure to close the urethra somewhere around the middle of the shaft. Too close to the tip, and the semen flows all the way up and just spills out as soon as you let go. Too close to the base, and you can't close the urethra tightly enough to block flow. You get used to it after some practice.

>>4910257

No, it works like a charm. I come from something of an overprotective Catholic family, and they would notice a large use of tissues during puberty. I had to find a way to jack off without making a mess and without using anything consumable. The grip method leaves behind no trace and allows you to fap anywhere as long as you aren't seen.

>>4910218
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

Enjoy your infertility.

>>4910304

I have entirely too much trouble dealing with excessive ejaculate to worry about losing potency.

>>4910298
You can just apply pressure to your perineum, that also causes retrograde ejaculation and is easily doable during sex.

You are now imagine yourself having sex with your tsuntsun imouto, and just as you're about to cum inside of her with the force of a thousand suns, she presses down hard on your perineum and forces your semen to flow back into your bladder, all with a mischievous grin on her face.

>>4910304
It's not like he has any need to be fertile. We are on 4chan, after all.

>>4910218

I do this. It is much easier than anything else.

And I have no fears of sterility. I've thought about it and I really don't want children anyway.