/jp/ - Otaku Culture

More generic and boring than everyone else too.

>>4909471
I'd be upset too if my slutty tengu waifu slept with anything that breathed

When the way you solve conflicts involves making the prettiest laser light show, of course the pot head will be the best at it.

>>4909475

Marisa is the strongest.

Easy mode players will choose Reimu though.

>>4909499
She's not a pothead. She just does shrooms.

>of course the shroomer will be the best at it.

subtle difference.

>>4909527
Do you mean that playing Reimu is easier or that people who play on easy likely use Reimu?

she grows old and dies, Alice cries

>More powerful than Alice

HAHAHAHAH oh wow.

>>4909600

Point out where Alice bests Marisa in any game.

Oh you can't?

>>4909599
You are a shitposter.
You should feel bad about yourself.

>>4909608
Gameplay powerlevels =/= canon powerlevels.

well marisa has a good types of shoot but in TH12 is other history

>>4909618
>waaah
>waaah
>waaah

>Alice is shit

>>4909471
no one is more generic/boring than alice

>>4909608
Oh I'm sorry to inform you that canon says that Alice always hold back on her fights to make it more fun, even if it means to lose.

>>4909630
>canon says that Alice always hold back on her fights
>i just found the touhou wiki

>waaah
>waaah
>alice is the strongest, right guys?

You're suggesting Alice has a personality.

>More powerful than Alice
>More powerful than Reimu
hahahahaha

>>4909640
>I think it was I that discovered the wiki first.
>I don't have arguments so I'll keep posting shit.

>>4909641
she has three times more personality than aya

>>4909643
>shitty tripfag
>no arguments
>sage

>>4909650
>shitty anon
>no arguments
i guess i win

>More powerful than Reimu
Aww hell no
I mad.

>>4909649
...no.

>>4909652
you can't win against sage

>>4909599
Powerful magicians turn into youkai. That's what Alice did, and what Marisa will do.

>>4909629
God damn the bitching in this thread is about to overload. IMAGE DUMP'N

>>4909660
yes i can

>>4909661
She won't. Marisa will always want to stay human.

>>4909665
and sakuya is a lunarian too
mima is the fourth prismriver
ex-rumia is canon

>>4909630
I thought it said something about Alice holding back even if it means losing, just so she doesn't risk losing at her best.

How is Alice generic/boring? Sounds like empty hating to me.

>>4909670
this is it
last time she showed her best a certain flower youkai stole her best spells

Patchy > Alice
Reimu > Patchy
Marisa > Reimu

All supported by canon. Mikofags will BAAAWWW but they know I'm right.

>>4909674
EX-Alice >Yukari>TenshI>Suika>Reimu>Marisa>Patchy

all canon

in before buttmad

>>4909676
Tenshi's stronger than Suika?
I know being a Celestial is the shit and all...but...more than Suika?

>this thread
Citation needed.
"I think I heard..." is not citation.

Every touhou = every touhou.

>>4909679
she beat suika in her route
all routes in SWR are canon
Basically her sword is the thing that makes her strong

>>4909694
>all routes in SWR are canon
How the hell does that work?

>>4909698
How the hell Touhou canon's work?

>>4909694
That's not how things work.

>>4909698
Everyone except Yukari Remi and Reisen beat Tenshi up
Tenshi pulls the "lol i held back" card and beats everyone up
Yukari saves the day
minutes after Yukari saves the day Reisen comes and beats a half dead Yukari and Tenshi
Yukari gaps to Remi's mansion to tell her about what happened and Remi beats her up

>>4909708
[citation needed]

>>4909712
play the fucking game

>>4909712
inb4: play the game hurr durr

>>4909717
kinda slow there, virgin

>>4909708
I demand a flowchart of story mode. The ENTIRE story mode, not just the final fights.

>>4909713
That doesn't mean that everything you said happened in that specific order

>>4909724
yes it does
read the dialogs while you play the game and use common sense

for marisa

>>4909708
>Suigin !fKazami5bE
>mai waifu is being insulted
>iMad

Fuck off back to /a/

>>4909721
I demand you to be not a lazy faggot.

>>4909729
>common sense
that varies from person to person.

>>4909672
Still waiting.

>>4909733
>im a virgin nerd who got owned by suigin in another thread
>i better try to troll him
>baw go back to the other board i visit
>*gets owned, is 600 pounds*

>>4909731

>>4909708
All this talk of touhous wailing on each other is making me horny

>>4909723
lookin kind of picasso there Alice

>>4909743
you can't state that you 'owned' someone. It's the observers that determine that.

>>4909735
I don't care enough about Touhou canon debates to go play every story mode of a game of a genre I dislike or go track the story of said game through videos or, even worse, the wiki. I am such a lazy faggot.

>>4909743
hate to insult fellow tripfag, but quit being so childish.

I don't know man, I think Suigin should fuck off period. He's the most obnoxious nerd on here.

>>4909755
yes you can, nerd
now go back to carving my name in your arm so you don't forget how owned you got

>>4909743
Jesus christ, you are the shittiest tripfag ever.

Don't come back until you're older.

>>4909763
All tripfags and namefags should fuck off, including you.

But yeah Suigin is pretty high on the list of shittiest tripfags.

>>4909763
YOU are not allowed to say who's an obnoxious nerd. YOU are a disgrace.

>>4909757
then see
>>4909688

I find it hilarious how newfriends get mad at Suigin.
Lurk more /v/ friends.

>>4909776
ANONYMOUS IS LEGION

>>4909779

Huh?

Do you even know who I am?

well I'm done here

>>4909794
durrrrrrr

>>4909795
I know you as much as you know me. But when has that stopped anything around here?

>>4909795
you are the underage idiot who made like two threads about how much you wanted to kill ZUN for giving aya ears

i kind of miss currybutt
all the /v/ newfriends would be flipping out at him

>>4909804
...wait, fuck, he did?
I don't know what to think anymore...

>>4909795
You're responding to faguin. He has to samefag because no one else can stand his shitposting.

The sad thing is, according to his (confirmed) facebook, he's only 15 years old.

>>4909804

Aren't you that nigger who will hopefully die in a car crash to spare your idiocy from polluting the rest of the world any longer?

>>4909815
>faguin
aw thats so cyuuuut

>>4909817
Tripfag vs namefag... The classic struggle.

>>4909779 here.
I'm not Suigin. Don't insult me like that.

itt : sage

>>4909817
no, that's arc
sadly he will never die

...I think I prefered the powerlevel discusion/faggotry to this.

>>4909818
reported for underage b&

You're not old enough to post on /jp/

>>4909795
LOOK, A NAMEFAG THINKING THAT PEOPLE ON 4CHAN CARE WHO HE IS

Goddamnit I missed a slut thread

>>4909830
reported for underage too
i found your facebook account too youre gonna get 0wned

tripcodes... not so good, moot.

>>4909832
Is it hard remembering not to post with your trip?

>>4909832

Look someone who can't understand English syntax and thinks I was being egotistical instead of skeptical

post marisa

dont post shitpost

Powerlevels and canon do not work that way. Goodnight.

And here I was expecting a Marisa thread.

>>4909767
I'm not even that guy you were arguing with. But you must be one of the shittiest tripfags to ever post in this site.

>>4909839
>15 years old
>illegal immigrant
>I talk shit on the internet

Sure thing, tough guy.

where is meido

>>4909854
>12 years old
>pinoy
>tries to be anonlegion
I can greentest too mom!!!

>this thread

>>4909862
She is getting drunk and having sex with jocks.

>>4909870
Why~?

>>4909825
>Talk bad about Arc
>Is becoming exactly like him
Oh Suigin you so crazy.

>>4909878
Make it stop ;_;

i FUCKING HATE TRIPFAGS YOURE A SHITTY TRIPFAG-*punches wall, is 600 pounds*

>>4909883

this is marisa she has a hat

is it over?

>>4909883
Wtf is wrong with this guy?

>>4909878
i dont hate arc im just tsundere for the guy

anyways if the newfriends are done being agitated i'll go to sleep
also welcome to /jp/ here be dragons

>>4909870
>pinoy

The fuck did you ju-

>!YUsuiginy.

oh.

>>4909883
>short, ugly azn faggot
>watches azn bitches be fucked and discarded by white people
>wishes desperately he was white

>>4909909

This is Yuuka.

She likes Marisa's hair.

>>4909843
No, retard.

You think that >>4909779's criticism of you is somehow less justified because he might not know who you are.

I'm not >>4909779 but I agree with him, and I can't even remember if I've ever seen your stupid name around here before. All I need to know about you to make a judgement is right here. You think that people should keep track of stupid tripfag drama and consider past tripfag posts before opening their mouths. You are everything that makes non-Anonymous posters bad, and you'll probably never be able to figure out why.

Go suck a dick.

>>4909911
>gay noob fat virgin nerd
>dont have a dick
>plays baby videogames all day while complaining


posting some witch to not be an ass hat

>>4909917
noooooooooooooo

Is it normal to get no notification when a ban appeal is accepted?

>>4909922

Maybe you shuld calm the fuck down

Keep taking an imageboard so seriously. Enjoy your heart attack.

>>4909926
> Suigin !YUsuiginy.
>wishes he was white

Must be tough going through life hating yourself. I wouldn't know.

>>4909939
Line of vision? Yep, she's gay.

>>4909940
hey do you still flip out and spam that guro image when someone posts Koishi?

she has swords in this one

shields are for faggots - Kirisame Marisa

>>4909945
maybe you should post something i didnt see in someones t shirt

*crushes pepsi can* hmmm i should think up a fitting comeback mmmm "youre gay and have no friends also your dog hates you"
heh perfect

>>4909940
Classic "taking the internet seriously"/"get a life"/"get out of your mom's basement" comeback. That shit doesn't fly on /jp/, bro.

>>4909960
I'd hate myself too if I had a 2 inch dick.

crushing pepsi cans is bad because you might cut your foot on the sharp edges

she sees your dick

>>4909990
>crushing pepsi cans
>foot
Wat?

>>4909973
Strong words from a 15 year-old illegal chinese immigrant.

I bet you have 'Azn pryde'. Must suck being an inferior race.

>>4909980
im not ZUN!bar (he literally has one that big and mentions it every time the topic pops up)
my dick is as big as a ps3 (not slim assh*le)

>>4909978
>Classic "taking the internet seriously"/"get a life"/"get out of your mom's basement" comeback. That shit doesn't fly on /jp/, bro.
You mean "classic "take it easy" comeback."

Which is pretty much autowin on /jp/, bro.

>>4910001
I don't know about you but pepsi cans litter my floor. even if I try to throw them in the trash can it is full and they fall onto the floor

The only good tripfag in this thread was davin because he quit posting

last time i knew i was a spic why am i asian
i think this guy is trying /v/ level trolling or something

>>4910011
No, you can't legitimately tell someone to take it easy after you've already been participating in an INTERNET ARGUMENT for 10 or so posts yourself, it doesn't work that way.

besides you are probably the same faggot posting without his name anyway

test

>>4910027
>illegal immigrant
>spic

Sounds like they got you just right.

p.s. I have a cabbage farm, can you come pick it?

>>4910039
>besides you are probably the same faggot posting without his name anyway
No, not really.

anyways im done owning this chick who is projecting himself on me
good night /jp/
love you forever

>>4910045
i got your job
want it back?
huehuehue

>>4910017
I agree, You know a thread is shit when tripfags start jumping ship.

>>4910063
I'm not a neet, and a pathetic wetback couldn't do my job, sorry.

Enjoy your sub-minimum wage. Taxes for me ( > $250,000) keep going down.

is this okay

>>4910079
Given how dependent you are on government policy for your revenue, I'll enjoy my legit source of income.

>>4910092
>QQ

I cry every payday if it makes you feel better.

>>4910102
moar

>>4909480
So you're ok with her sleeping with Reimu?

>>4910145
Marisa sleeps with everybody.

>>4910231
>>4910199

>More powerful than Reimu

How appropriate that a thread praising the worst Touhou character is also full of lies.

how appropriate, you fight like a cow

>>4910312

They really should stop making pictures of my waifu with that stupid heartless thief-magician slut.

>play IaMP as Marisa
>press Q a few times
>win

>>4910323

>>4910323
>heartless
>Marisa
Oh, come on. That's wrong by definition

>>4910330
wat

If Marisa learned about technology from the kappas, her human ingenuity would break their rut copying outside world tech and create something truly new.

>>4910330
Well, I warned you...

>>4910330

Thank you.

if Alice and Marisa had a child, what would its name be?

>>4910385
Prolly somethin' like Reynolds, or Lucille

>>4910385
Boy or girl? This is important.

>>4910385
Malice.

>>4910409
Girl, of course.

>>4910423

I'm curious about the spiritual and/or occult philosophy of Gensokyo is. Would it be the same as ours? If it evolved separately, who knows what advances they could have made.

Malice-Nitori 3-some. Do want.

>>4910385
Malice Margasame.

>>4910460
It's Japanese. Japan has even infected the fucking MOON, somehow. Gensokyo, which is right next door, has no chance.

>>4910343
Indeed.
You can't fire a master spark without heart!

Is she more stronger than Darth Vapor?

>>4910612
Marisa is the witch of LOVE for gods sake.

bump, da ze~

Trained by Byakuren.

>>4915109

I love you, seriously.

>>4915139
<3

Myarisa Kirisame

>>4915233
o, hey

>>4915244
aw shit

>>4915255
you're legendary enough for someone to draw that, you should be proud.

>>4915267
That pictures been around longer than I've been tripping as Marisa.

>>4915280
I find that hard to believe

>>4915304
I don't even think thats supposed to be Marisa. Just looks a lot like her.

>>4915311
well that's how it was tagged at danbooru, and danbooru is never wrong.

>>4915322
lol okay maybe it is then.

The artist gave her stupidly long hair though.

>>4915328
that is my fetish

>>4915335
I like butt length or longer hair too, but not on Marisa.

Looks like work has got me all caught up.

Im out.

I agree, fucking moon-chan....

>>4915351
FFFFUUUUU it just started to get good.

sure you dont have any more tentacles?

>Weaker than Alice with the grimoire open
>Weaker than healthy Patchouli
>Weaker than Reimu pretty much in any state

And those aren't even very powerful characters you're comparing her to. Well, maybe Reimu is but Alice and Patchy are mid tier no matter how you look at them.

Marisa is slightly more powerful than Alice or Patchy in their default state, but both Alice and Patchy have Ex-modes where they receive a massive powerup, while Marisa doesn't. I'd say Marisa is the weakest of the three witches.

>>4915369
>grimoire Alice
>mid tier

>This whole fucking thread

hi /a/ brigade

I don't see what the big deal is. she's just a witch.

bamp, da ze~

Love colors

>>4915369
>mid tier no matter how you look at them.
>Extra. stage. boss.

>>4916903

Da-Ze!

What color / pattern are they, /jp/?

More love colored goodness.

>>4917046

White and blue shimapan

>>4919281