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We;ll suspect you when you're capable of pulling off beatrice's dress well enough to fool battler.

Yes, that's why.

Also, I fucked you're meido

Umineko + role-playing + shitty theories incoming.
Can't get worse.

But George the only cousin that actually kills is Battler.

George is too obvious.

Ever since Ep4 he's been presented as such a horrible bastard that it'd be anticlimactic for him to be the culprit now.

Jessica, on the other hand...

Gohda is the culprit

>>4908230
Best end

>>4908230
Erika is the culprit

SHEER QUALITY

>>4908167
That's the same thing I've been thinking about Kyrie she's too obvious to be the culprit. But they're both shown manipulating people so I guess they're on even footing.

>>4908153
who do you choose, Shannon?
Anime George or VN George?

...or threesome?

>>4908143
Style, my dear George.

You lack the style.

Come on! We're getting those glasses off of you and getting you a MAKEOVER!

>>4908298
go back to /fa/gville

I don't know George, you seems to be a popular suspect as culprit in those nicovideos

sure is samefag in here

bored samefag

>>4908286
VN George as longtime lover
Anime George for a sleazy fuck
Shannon to clean up after me

George's accomplishments:

Episode 1: Managed to live towards the end, that's nice.

Episode 2: Died like a bitch, but hey, he tried.

Episode 3: Went missing, so kudos for him.

Episode 4: Tried to show Jessica how he outsmarted her. Maybe. Maybe, Unfortunately, he did not outsmart boolet.

All the Jessica lying aside,

in EP4, the fantasy scene showed George getting plunged through the abdomen, only to be healed and get a head wound instead...

it seems suspicious, like he pretended to die then get shot in the head by someone else

>>4908143
George, you're a red herring. Tasty, large, and apparent, but ultimately worthless.

>>4908298
does anybody have that screenshot of this girl in a forum who went all "XDDDDDDD I WISH MY SON TURNED GAY XDDDD HE'D BE LIKE "mom im gay" AND I'D BE LIKE XDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MOM IN THE WORLDS COME HONEY WE HAVE TO BUY YOU NAIL POLISH AND OTHER CRAP XDDDDDDDDD"
i cant believe i never saved it

I don't think he's capable of being the culprit, in all honesty. Despite the fantasy scenes showing him as ruthless (see, his fight in Alliance with Gaap, and even his fight with Eva/EVA-Beatrice in Dawn), and as we all know, pieces can't be made act against their own nature.

However, I do like the theory about him and Hideyoshi being in the Yakuza faction.

>>4908286
VN George is Crappy Photographer Tommy II.
Anime George...I'd take two of him any day. ANY DAY.

>>4908375
With the fantasy scenes, we have to remember the end results matter more than the stuff inbetween.

He wasn't ACTUALLY stabbed in the abs, just as much as Jessica wasn't ACTUALLY dead when she called Battler.

>>4908286

unfair, where's the manga george? He's my favorite

>>4908384
That rage picture?

I don't have it, no.

In other news, I realized that Angel Beats is about people in a coma.

With all the freaking heart beat imagery it was obvious, in retrospect.

>>4908384

>>4908444
thanks
>>4908425
Is the manga good?

I think George is a cool guy and capable of being the culprit.

>>4908414
even so, the fantasy scene could have ended with Jessica aiming for the head...instead of spending time talking about how Gaap thinks he is a worthy opponent, so she healed his wound and cause another wound in a different spot

>>4908454
The manga's pretty decent.

It portrays Shannon as a hella lot more insane, Jessica as a huge troll, and Ange as a person with an incest problem.

>>4908390
I like the Hideyoshi/George theory too, but there doesn't seem to be enough evidence pointing to either of them.

>>4908470
reading

>>4908487
I want Hideyoshi to just be a jolly out fat guy.

Is that wrong?

>>4908490

keep reading it, that makes me really happy s2
I also think that the Manga version of George is the best one

George is Beatrice

Everyone just believes that some aleatory person is a culprit just because Ryu, yes, that gay in the picture, made the most aleatory person in Higurashi to be the killer, but maybe that gay is trolling us, maybe the answer to Umineko is pretty obvious, since we're searching for some hidden killer, maybe the killer is someone easy to guess.

>>4908568
The people who are under suspicion right now are under suspicion because they are suspiciou.

Kyrie, Rosa, Jessica, Shannon, Kanon, they always pop up because there's always damning evidence against them.

With George the main thing against him is his yandere ness in fantasy scenes. That's it.

>>4908568
Hey! Don't talk shit about ryu.

>>4908584

But he's still so gay...

>>4908568
Yeah, I hate Ryukushi and his drinking problem.

>>4908584
what about not dying like he is suppose to in EP5?

>>4908601
That also applies to Rosa, Jessica, Genji, and Maria.

>>4908594
Yeah, right, because his "me and my friends smiling like gays" picture is definitely not so gay

>>4908616

Also, i would like to say that BT was, probably, the inspiration for George.

>>4908616
Okay, okay. He looks kinda gay.

>>4908568
It's because of the head tilting

>>4908616
It's because of BT

BT is dead, have some respect

>>4908584
No that's not "it". That's not why I find George suspicous. He's the only cousin seen to order servants. He's also the first person to notice Maria take out the letter in episode 1 and presumably also in episode 3. He marks Maria's rose. He knew about the scorpion charm when he shouldn't. He just knows a lot of things and does a lot of things that make him outright suspicious. It's not just that he said he'd kill everyone in a fantasy scene it's the fact that he manipulates people (mainly the servants), protects Maria, and has a basic understanding of the magic Maria talks about that makes him suspicous. Not to mention his Dad used to be yakuza.

>>4908679
BT is alive, you just have to believe.

>>4908679

Silly Anon, he just went to next kakera before Ryu

Because he's chubby. Chubbies aren't killers, they're always good and sweet people

Stupid George, Beatrice doesn't exist.
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