/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm Korean.

I sleep during the day.

I'm half Thai. I don't give a shit.

I'm Taiwanese.

I'm Vietnamese.

Easy. I don't sleep.

It's why I'm on /jp/ all day, clutching the gun until the day I finally decide to pull the trigger and fly away to Gensokyo.

I'm a goldfish, my roots can be traced back to Japan.

One day I will swim up a waterfall and attain my true form as a Japanese dragon.

I'm Cambodian with really light skin.

No wonder /jp/ is so shitty.

Look at all the impure non-Americans in here. How do you inferior races sleep at night?

>>4903321
But I am Japanese every single day, except for February 29 when I turn into a western-style ojousama.

>>4903352
>Just look at him.

>>4903347
A better question is how you Americans sleep at night when this freak is running your country.

Just look at him.

>>4903352
You're an American.

>>4903352
>>4903354
CAN WE FIX IT?

"YES WE CAN!"

Obama is a god tier troll.

>>4903356
I'm Canadian.

>>4903352
Maybe dancing George Clooney will change your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA

>>4903354
Why is President Obama jizzing on the Constitution?

>>4903364
That's like saying, "I'm not an American, I'm a Texan."

>>4903374
Because the Constitution is a pure girl, unlike that slutty Declaration of Independence.

>>4903376
Canada and Texas are polar opposites you dipshit.

Maine or Washington make more sense.

>>4903335
oh hey comrade

>>4903379
Bill of Rights is the purest. It's just hard to tell under all the tsundere.

One of these days genetic research will progress to the point where I can become a little Japanese-American ojousama if I have enough money.

Until then, I just need to get a good enough job to pay for it.

>>4903393
Drlll hair is far beyond the scope of genetic research for thousands of years to come.

Good luck on the cryogenics research.

I don't want to be Japanese in any way.
Culturally, I'd like to live in Canada.
Ethnically, I'd prefer to have some more Germanic/Nordic blood, rather than having so much Slavshit in me.

I'm actually half-Japanese.

Feels good man.

>>4903399
Isn't the curliness of hair due to cysteine content? Can't you mess with that to get something like mohair on humans and work from there?

>>4903406
>I don't want to be Japanese in any way.
Get out of here.
>Culturally, I'd like to live in Canada.
Grow a pair.
>Ethnically, I'd prefer to have some more Germanic/Nordic blood, rather than having so much Slavshit in me.
Hussars > Huscarls anyway.

>>4903387
>>4903335
Oh hey, I'm Vietnamese too.

>>4903406
>I don't want to be Japanese in any way.
This.

What's the point of living if you're Japanese?

>>4903660
To crush your enemies (whales), see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.

>>4903433
my life is complete now

I rather like my thick, strong german/irish/french blood.

Before going to sleep I dream about living in big mansion with loli, tsundere, maids and battler. I imaging myself on place of any of these characters. Works surprisingly well.

I don't really care. I'd rather liked to be a (good looking) woman.

Nope I don
t want be slanty eyed vermin, the only place I wish to be should be obvious as many want it themselves.

>>4903433
>>4903387

Hi, everyone.

I have no desire to actually be Japanese. I'd rather keep my superior nordic/germanic genes.

>>4903680
This. Except I don't want to lose my dick.

I actually want to live in Europe, aside of the UK.

I am American
I am Black
Ii feels great bro.