/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They all meet up over at >>>a

Go talk to them.

>femanons
Leave that shitty meme in /r9k/

Fuck off.

They hang out at my swagger pad.

You're not invited.

They all hang out at /a/ and /c/

you can meet me at your closest mcdonald's devouring everything there and not gaining a single gram thanks to aikido ^_____^;;

>>4899750

Aikido? Blasphemy, Hapkido is better.

Clubs and bars.

In my room, duh.

>>4899755
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

I don't leave my room.

/jp/ meetup?

>>4899763
cool story bro

no, really

>>4899763
SUIGIN YOU'RE MY HERO

>asking about a meetup on a board full of NEETs and hikkimoris

o u.

>>4899787
actually it's a lie, i have never done aikido in my entire life

>>4899794
that's because you're a nerd

>>4899766
This.

>>4899794

Probably a hot nerd, though.

>>4899794
I feel like my whole world is crumbling around me due to this revelation.

>>4899794
Suigin#ANQHd'7n
nice try nerd

/jp/ is shit right now.
I'm gonna go read some VNs.

Any wenches in the macomb area?

All kinds of places here to find lonely bros.

>>4899823
you little maggot i thought that trick would work, i'll send some samurais and yakuzas tonight so be prepared

>>4899823
>>4899916
nerds

>>4899916
Oh yeah well I'll bring my van

I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.

I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.

Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.

Every time I hooped up with a fuck buddy he got at least one blowjob.

There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or fuck buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.

So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.

In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past fuck buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had fucked until that point.

And i am 22.

>>4900010
Cool story bro.

>>4899916
look, it seems you just don't get it
the strongest warrior in the planet?
the ultimate weapon?
the better and more dangerous a thing you send after me is the better is for me
since i can reverse it against the attacker and make it annihilate itself without me doing anything

nerds? in my /jp/?

>>4900010

You're a slut and I'm jealous because I feel unloved because I'm a virgin

>>4900010
hey baby where do you live
ironically i find oral hotter than sex
we were made for each other

>>4900024
then i'll send you nothing and you will wait like an idiot forever

>>4900039
u will send me your dick??
lmao owned nerd

me-1
babydick yakuza lover- 0

Females get the fuck out.

>>4900056
U mad?

>>4900056

But I've been here for years and I don't have anywhere else to go.

>>4900055
of course i have no dick, i am a woman after all, but i guess a lonely virgin nerd like you doesn't even know what a woman is

pwnd

There are no women here. This is a thread of lonely guys arguing with each other LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING THREAD HERE.

>>4900071
my bed *wink wink*

>>4900071
Go whore yourself out for money like the rest of your gender.

>>4900071
So I have been talking with girls on /jp/ for the past two years?!

I suddenly feel very dizzy. I don't think I can handle this.

>>4900076
i know youre mother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TSEGjJu2Ls
^this is u

>>4900081
keep telling yourself that, little boy

http://www.otakucrush.com/search_results.php?offset=1&display=profile&name=Suigin

>>4900090
What happened with Remi?
I used to ship you together (despite her being a lesbian)

>>4900089

Just blood rushing into your penis. Perfectly normal, happens every time you're within range of a female.

>http://www.otakucrush.com


You've got to be kidding me

>>4900090
oh really?????

this is u: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0tWwaS95J4

(you appear at 0:08)

>>4900142
Hahaha oh wow.

>>4900145
except that nigga dont know aikido like me

>>4900142
you must be new here
i better go check my emails there, some people might want a fine specimen like me

otaku girls are just like you - you aren't going to find them "hanging" often. Try bookstores that have manga, videogame stores, and so on.

I'll date whoever finishes G-Senjou no Maou TL. Fuck.

>>4899776

>this fucking disgusting teenage thread full of "lost dog" normalfags
>50 replies

/jp/ is now /b/ tier.

There is no redemption, there is no improvement
You have broken the final taboo

I thought ZUN!bar and pygma-chan made a cute couple.

>>4900234

At least 4 of the "girls" in this thread replied that they never leave their rooms.

>>4900228

I don't get it...

meet people on the internet.
why not?
even bigtime corporations take job applications over the internet. people file taxes over the internet, register for classes over the internet, why can't you meet people through the internet too? I'm being serious, it worked for me.

>>4900235
except she has more dicks in her mouth than teeth

>>4900244
That's because you're a normalfag.

>>4900244
Too old for you.

>>4900247

>Ass is not covered by bedsores and zits.
>Hair is at an acceptable length.

That's okay, internet romance can blossom right?

>>4900247
Is it a butt-posting thread now?

This is the reason why /b/, and 4chan in general, is shit.

I want THIS 4chan back...

>>4900234
>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2678346#p2678391
No. We broke it a long time ago.

>>4900306
ye old lolikon board
bring it back

>>4900312
Huh, right about the time I stopped browsing /jp/ regularly.

>>4900237
Suigin actually posted pics of herself and then linked us to some otaku dating website and changed around the profile to 'hi /jp/' to prove it was her. I doubt the rest are girls. I think the only girls we had here were Remilia Scarlet (the Lesbian one that died), Suigin, and Pygma-chan (She posted pics of her room. I remember Remilia Scarlet going around posting it whenever she had the chance afterwords)

>>4900327
Y'know, I can easily google a picture and make up a false profile.
SUIGIN IS A MAN
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

>>4900312
I REMEMBER THAT

ENTIRE TRIPFAG CIRCLEJERK THREAD IN SAGE

>>4900327
>(the Lesbian one that died)
She died? Awesome.

>>4900327
And you fell for that?

>>4900335
..... lurkmoar

>>4900331
that's why you faggots can't call me a whore
hooray
>>4900312
that bitch pygma acted so nice, it's hard to believe she was such a fucking whore

suigin is taiga

I want the old 4chan back, the one where everyone was a twenty or thirty-somethings using anonymity to push free speech to its limits, throw societal norms to the wind, and be, say, and do what people really wish to deep down.

Now it's a replay of everyone's middle school experience: A bunch of pissant teenagers vying for any scrap of attention or acceptance they can squeeze out of this community in the most reprehensibly asinine ways possible: posting pictures, acting like Gaia-browsing phoneys ("^_^ xD teh")

How the mighty have fallen.

>>4900373
where did this dumb theory come from, really

>>4900381

I hope this post is copypasta.

>>4900389
you can't fool me i saw you

Our true /jp/ females are awesome.

Lately we been having femanons/sluts from /a/ invading though. I don't like them.

Anyone that claims to be a female causes unwanted attention for an anomyous board. I seriously dont know why they do it and I dont know why you faggots get carried away with it.

>>4900428
>female
>unwanted attention

Does not compute.

>>4900418

Look on the bright side. They could have been from /cgl/.

>>4899793
THERE HAVE BEEN MULTPLE DQN MEET UPS ALL AROUND THE WORLD

I miss Pygma-chan... I had so much fun stalking her.

>>4900480
I don't, all she did was post images.

>>4900492
and play with the hearts of men

>>4900390
It's not normalfag. 4chan used to be a place of losers, bottom rung of the ladder men, rejects, trash and the people society did not want discussing topics that would make the rest of society turn away in disgust . Now it's a after school meet up/hangout full of normal people talking about normal boring shit.

>>4900502

4chan was about underage faggots arguing about anime and program development. If you want to talk about how much fun it is to stuff coke bottles up your ass, I think /b/ might still be accepting.

>>4900513
Yeah, we should talk about our girlfriends, our jobs, and getting drunk with our "bros". Faggot.

>>4900520

But we already have 3 threads like that on the front page of /jp/!

Oh, wait.

>>4900513
>>4900525
Wow. You must have just found 4chan this year.

What the previous poster said was true. 4chan was full of depraved, truly sick individuals in the early years but then more and more teens starting discovering it and it was overrun with normality. Hence, what we have today.

>>4900555
>hurr I remember when I got goatse'd. So nostalgia xD

No.

>>4900555
If it's so horrible now, then organize a move to someplace better (obviously in a way that normalfags won't follow).

>>4900619
But then it will end up like /bun/.

Nobody wants that.

>>4900619
There is always /bu-
>>4900630
Fuck.

fucking idiots... if you idiots want a meetup, go to /jp/

>>4900567
Whatever you say tripfag, whatever you say.

>>4900663

That's right, motherfucker.

>>4900676

>>4900676
How are you still not getting the fact that nobody here likes you, when people tell you to leave them alone IRL do you still bother them? No, you leave them alone, it's common sense.

What I'm trying to say is, please leave and never come back.

>>4900711